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I used to think it was universal that parents taught their young children number one was pee and number two was poo, but some kids just point to the front or back!

Three ducks appeared in court one day for causing a disturbance at the park. As the ducks approached the stand, the judge called the first duck up and ask his name and what he was doing that day. The duck replied "my name is Huey and I was in and out of puddles all day."

"Very good" said the judge as he told the duck to step down and called up the 2nd duck and asked him his name and what he was doing that day. "My name is Louie and I spent all day in and out of puddles."

The judge excused the 2nd duck and called on the third duck. The judge said "let me guess, your name is Dewy, and you spent all day in and out of puddles right?"

"NO" growled the 3rd duck, "My name is Puddles and don't ask me about that day."

Today in The New Yorker;



Here we see Trump inching somewhat closer to the "green".......grass.
For some golfers, golfing is more 'rough' than others.














Stay safe everyone.

What was he thinking the president of Mexico, Enrique Peña Nieto, when Donald Trump invited to Los Pinos? I was thinking, of course, that he could win. But he calculated very badly. This will be one of the lowest points of his presidency. And that's saying something after Ayotzinapa, Nochixtlán, the White House, the apartment in Miami and more than 57,000 dead.

Trump left Mexico without an apology and without change, in the least, your immigration plan. It was embarrassing to see Peña Nieto silent and motionless in his own home while Trump took control of the press conference and chose to journalists who asked him questions in English. Trump said yes had spoken on the wall but not on who was going to pay. And Peña Nieto, who knew that was not true, was silent. That was the day that Peña Nieto shrank in a dwarfed and insignificant, parody of a president.

When Trump ended his show gave the floor to Peña Nieto. There, and without a text that read, he insisted that his responsibility was to "defend the people of Mexico." But ironically, he did not. Two hours after the meeting, Peña Nieto took out a tweet saying that at the beginning of the meeting made it clear to Trump that Mexico would not pay for her wall. So why he did not dare to refute Trump in public during the press conference?

That's not diplomacy. That is lack of character and leadership. No, Peña Nieto does not represent millions of Mexicans who are very different from him.

Peña Nieto has put us Mexicans to play psychologist. Why Trump invited? Why he froze before him? Why softened insults Trump saying they were "misinterpretations"? What scared the bully Trump?

It was a meeting between two of the people most hated Mexicans in Mexico and the United States. Peña Nieto has the highest disapproval -74% - of a Mexican president since 1995, when reform began to measure it. As for Trump, 73 percent of Latinos in the United States considers a racist, according to a survey of Univision. A kind.

Why unpopular meet? Because, deep down, want that people want and are willing to take high risks. Peña Nieto not just leave allegations of corruption, plagiarism and incompetence and needed a strong change of direction. Present himself as the defender of Mexicans against the ogre Trump I would have given many points. And Trump is in the midst of a controversial campaign and losing in the polls.

That explains the meeting. But it went so badly that same night in Phoenix, Arizona, Trump insisted that it would build a wall of 1.900-mile border and that Mexicans would pay if they did not know. So far the success of Mexican diplomacy.

In the end, Trump got away with it and Peña Nieto was the loser.

Trump advantage of the situation to the fullest. It was the first time we met, as a candidate, with a President and showed that these high-level meetings can be arranged within hours, not months. In addition, internationally he exercised his now famous stubbornness. He used to Peña Nieto, as eye titrated with the Reformation, and left without a wound.

The real wall Trump is in his head. He wants to isolate America from the world and preserve its Anglo-Saxon tradition. So the wall and its fight against Latin American immigrants, so their rejection of free trade agreements and their disdain for planetary organizations.

But Trump's bid is very risky. He believes he can win only with the vote of white Americans and I think he is wrong. not enough white votes in the United States to win the White House. No African Americans, Latinos and Asians the party is over. In two months we will see if he had the right.

Peña Nieto, meanwhile, missed a unique opportunity to change the narrative of his failed presidency. Patriotism, both in politics and in football should be used very rarely. But in this case Peña Nieto had every right-and the support of millions of Mexicans to show their indignation and anger at Trump.

It did not. He lacked everything.

Thinking back a few years, living in Florida, I remember Hurricane Matthew. I was ready for it but my wife was not.

When the wind reached a screaming pitch with the trees snapping and thrashing, the horizontal streaming rain, flying roofing iron and destroyed fences as well as the unnerving sound-levels, my wife was rooted to the spot. She stared and stared through the glass of the window. Immovable, with her nose pressed to the windowpane, the stark fear in her eyes will stay with me forever.

Fortunately, as the eye of the storm arrived and the winds temporarily lessened, I felt personally safe enough to open the door and let her in.

From The New Yorker;

Create your own photo caption(s) for the following photo, if you like.

My first entry is;

For lunch Leo opts for tourist takeout.

Here's the photo;

I believe that first impression lasts. Just like most people, I base my first impression from what I see in a person's face . Some of that changed when I've come to know the person but for most, first impression lasts.

Here on Blogland, it's very difficult to base your impressions based on fake or very old photos and first few blogs. My opinions of other bloggers changed after reading their blogs and sharing fun banters with them for months and months

I'm sure our first impression of each other differ and just like mine, yours have changed too after spending long hours, months and years here

I'm trying not to offend anyone but for MALE BLOGGERS here are my first impressions...

( I APOLOGIZE TO THE LADIES AND TO THOSE I DIDN'T OFFEND, I WILL GET TO YOU SOON ENOUGH! XOXO )



Boring and shy but after reading his blogs, he turned out to be funny and a little shameless but a gentleman


Too old to be on a dating site!...and so are most of the bloggers here! I don't like facial hair but those eyes were telling me to behave myself here He turned out to be friendly, fair but always run away when the going gets tough and too s*xual


This one a little unpredictable but he doesn't seem to like women He argues with most women but by end of the day he's just like everyone else...who wants to love and be loved


What does this cheeky grandpa doing here? He turned out to be cheekier than I thought! The first one who welcomed me here on blogs, very kind and understanding and put me at ease right away He lets me have fun and get crazy on his blogs but never let me forget that there's a red line that I mustn't cross


This one looks really nice, a little older than my uncles. Seems friendly but don't mess with him! Seems very sensitive but can be fun and a good sport once you've earned his respect


This one looks just OK, very ordinary nice man who has no worries and don't like any trouble at all. My impressions seems right...he turned out to be a good person who likes to laugh and be friendly with everyone.


This face looks shy and can't seem to hurt a fly...very serious type. Well, not that serious at all, he happens to like fun banters and liven up a blog with his fun gentlemanly humor


Oh this one is really deep, I have to dig deeper. Behave and respect yourself and he is your knight in shinning armor...he's a good friend but don't ruffle his feathers...like I did when I posted my "pervy" blog...


This one was aloof and not so friendly and very picky A bit difficult to fathom, you've got to earn his comment! You respect him, he'll respect you


I did like this one right away, Mr Nice Guy! Fun, honest and no BS...what you see is what you get!


Here's a gentleman, my kind of a date ( if he's a little younger ), the type who will open doors for you, hold your hands and cuddle you to sleep

I'm not sure, if you are aware of the current feud between Dirty Don and his former aide, Omarosa.
But, if you like, you can catch up with this video;



Regardless, comedian Andy Borowitz, often with great timing, offers this as his newest column in
The New Yorker only moments ago;



"The sooner we can rid the White House of reality-show con artists, the better off the country will be.”

I couldn't agree more with that statement