Picture it: a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere, two men and a woman are shipwrecked. A month passes. Now apply stereotypes (add any not already included)
If all were Italian - one man has killed the other to have the woman.
If all were French - an enjoyable ménage-à-trois.
If all were German - the two men have built the woman a snug little house, and have a rota of alternating visits to her.
If all were Greek - the men are together, and the woman is cleaning and cooking for them.
If all were Bulgarian, the men took one long look at the endless ocean, another long look at the Bulgarian woman, and started swimming.
All three Japanese have faxed Tokyo, and are awaiting instructions.
The two Chinese men have set up a pharmacy, a liquor store, a restaurant and a laundry, and have got the woman pregnant in order to supply employees for their stores.
The two Australian men are contemplating suicide because the Australian woman keeps complaining about her body, the true nature of feminism, how she can do everything they can do, the necessity of fulfilment, the equal division of household chores, how sand and palm trees make her look fat, how her last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her nicer than they do, how her relationship with her mother is improving, and how at least the taxes are low and it isn't raining.
The two Irish men have divided the island into North and South and have set up a distillery. They do not remember if sex is in the picture because it gets sort of foggy after the first few litres of coconut whisky. But they're satisfied because at least the English aren't having any fun.
The two English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the English woman.
online today!
Release of 18 files containing details of unidentified aerial phenomena, that's UFOs to you & me, have been delayed again, till at least next March
included in these files is "The Redlesham Forest incident, which is alleged to have taken place near USAF Woodbridge, Suffolk, in 1980, saw US Airman First Class John Burroughs, who was stationed there, exposed to radiation after a mystery "UFO visitation", though I spent a week on the base I am unable to tell you what I discovered about this incident
The new timing for the release is I think highly significant
by March the new president for the USA will have been sworn in & the UK will have activated article 50 to leave the EU, one doesn't have to be a rocket scientist to work out there's a cover up here, there are several possibilities, could Hillary in fact be an alien robot, her health issues a dummy to cover the software flaws that give her robotic movement & make her fall over regularly
the same could be said of Junker at the EU, his speeches often described as rambling & indecipherable, or could we be missing the real clue that no human has hair like Donald
or as they never seem to talk with each other could the entire British cabinet be alien robots with a communications problem, indeed if that's the case I suspect Russian hackers to be behind that
In zoos you have sign posts
DON'T FEED THE ANIMALS....
What about sign posts that are so
Like... Don't give alcohol to alcoholics
...everyone in your blog, like a handing out participation trophies?
...but I like my participation trophies.
Don't judge me.
I just saw this commercial for the first time tonight.
It apparently debuted in 2013 during the Superbowl.
It's kind of silly, but I couldn't help laughing.
Have you seen it before ?
I wouldn't rank it among my favorite commercials;
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But, it did make me laugh.