What are you seeking on here ?

That has to be the most popular question I get from women who initially contact me on here.
It's in their first email to me and yet, I go to great efforts to pre-answer that in my profile, which they obviously haven't read.

So, from now on, they get a smart-a** answer. (not that some of them didn't already get such an answer)

Answers;

my car keys

my remote control

my wallet

the meaning of life

a cure for ridiculous questions

what aisle the potato salad is in.

my profile. Have you seen it ?

the last digit in pi

you know

the smallest subatomic particle

I forgot.

a way to time travel

I was hoping you would tell me.

Don't worry I found it.

The winning lottery ticket

That depends. What have you got ?

and the number one answer they are getting is;

Why people are always asking me questions


Add you own, if you like.

head banger
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I have a few that I use depending on what's in the mail.

I'm likin' that 'last digit of pi' thing...
It'll go over well with nerdy adorkable women...smitten...hug
grin

cowboy
Since people who ask such a question in their first message aren't usually someone who deserve too much effort and attention, I generally replied: "Marriage" and they would disappear. laugh
When they ask, what are you seeking for on here... All they want to hear is something like... I'm seeking someone like you.
d - I never said, that I don't know what I want. I simply don't want to answer a question that I already answered in my profile, which they obviously haven't bothered to read.

mi - I would not exclude a woman because she is nerdy.

M - If it's chasing men away that you want, answer - "All your money". laugh

i - are you implying, that I should lie to them ? scold
That will change, when you meet a man interested in expanding his harem. laugh
As a matter of fact, I think I met one when I'd just come to CS... confused laugh
I guess it beats people assuming why you are here. I often get told why I am laugh
There was a thread topic not long ago asking what people expected from CS and I posted Nothing.
That is so profound, bear!

You'll never be disappointed...
And sometimes pleasantly surprised.

bowing

cowboy
The pursuit of pure nothingness on singles' sites...
That is so deep, bear!

hmmm

But can the abstract be transformed into viable reality?
There's the rub.

popcorn...drinking

cowboy
This blog made me nostalgic...

There were times when my settings allowed anyone to message me...

I received some funny messages, too...

Good old times! moping
Men don't read my profile either frustrated

Then they ask why I rejected them...er read my partner match criteria moron


Even if it is clearly stated in your profile ?? dunno
all here are looking for love I believe but maybe not having much luck as same people always
mi - 'Without Feathers' applause
jo - have you checked the local; pubs, grocery stores, and aerobics classes ? head banger
I don't even bother answering most emails. The first line of my profile says 'not looking. The third line of my three line profile says not looking.

So, if they still send me an email - they obviously haven't read it.

I do like the line about looking for the last number of pi. That's brilliant! I guess along the same lines, I might answer, 'fractals'. wink rolling on the floor laughing
Troubles...I am looking for troubles... what else could I look for on here...mumbling


Yeah, but that's like using a double negative. laugh



My dear, you've come to the right place. devil laugh
@Jim


I know...laugh
No one asked me that question in the first email I got. frustrated blues crying
@miclee

Do you really think that anyone here is so important that people would go around the country and even world (!!!) just to find us in real life?! And do what???

That's a film scenario! laugh
wow

I post comments like Porky Pig talks
Tha-tha-tha...that's all folks!

doh
Good Grief.

cowboy
Imp Like you I've got "I'm just Not Looking" in my profile too but I get mails also and it's obvious that the men who write me haven't bothered to read my profile.
I just block and delete them.
I get mails that start out, 'Hello, Handsome!'

I ignore 'em.
Why should I be interested in someone who's half blind?
At best nerd

Poor creatures -
Pitiful....just....pitiful sad
It pains me that I missed the opportunity to get 'em a school crying

cowboy
Wait just a minute here !
Are you people saying that with the profile with a cat (or dog, or horse)
in the only picture, that it isn't actually the animal writing the blogs ?!?! wow
I feel so so deceived ! crying
I just don't know what to believe anymore. confused

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@JimNastics

Unfortunately, people cannot use avatars on CS, but their own photos. They supposed to be their own photos, at least. roll eyes
Mayko I agree that JimNastics is a very nice man even though I did give him a hard time in one of his blog topics.thumbs up

Sorry Jimwave
Both JimNastics and miclee seem like nice men on blogs. smile Of course, they might not be men at all. They are - maybe - married housewives with 4 children using photos of their husbands and playing here with us, while the husbands are at work. dunno One never knows... uh oh

Well, I'm going on a break from CS to rethink whether I can or want to make some virtual persona like everyone else or stay ME. confused

wave
Well Mayko Obviously we'll probably never know.

But enjoy your break.wave
wow

daydreamDAYUM! uh oh Suspect May knows! Thought she might've been guessing...but how'd she find out 'bout Billy, Billy Bob, Billy Jo & Billy Club?
Might be time for a new persona. Next time I'll get a pic of Gus without that silly hat. I'll think it over while getting supper ready. Gus will get home from work soon.

cowboy
Some read profiles and still ask the same questions moping
shock
SFC - OK, stop your fishing for the worms. scold laugh
As I posted before I'm seeking nothing or no one on here.If I was I'd be seeking someone in the real world not on media sites.
I'm the same person here that I am in peson.I've never had a problem in telling someone what train to catch and what track to catch it on so to speak.I've always been a straightup and straightforward kind of woman and have always been blunt and people usually know just of where they stand with me.I tease abut how my late mother taught me everything that she didn't know.giggle

I've got flaws but I've always done my best to treat people the way I'd hope that they would treat me inreturn but the way the world is it doesn't usually happen that way.
I use the saying accept me for who and what I am or not at all cause it's never mattered to me.
Haven't I always treated you, as you have treated me BW ? And perhaps somewhat better in the beginning ? tongue P.S. Apology accepted. head banger
Jim I've got to think on that one in regards to how we've both treated one another.I do think that the rough spots have most likely been sanded down somewhat though.tongue
Oh, sorry about that. But, those darn Sharpie mistakes don't come off easily. laugh
Here's my gold sharpie.
Embedded image from another site
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Well the answer to that question is pretty OBVIOUS!!!!!
You've been seeking MEEEEE!!!!!applause applause
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