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A Family Of Writers
I stem from a family of great writers. It runs thick in our blood. Actually, we have ink in our veins. It all started with my father.
He wrote bank checks that no bank honored, my mother wrote recipes that nobody tried; my brother wrote novels that nobody published, my sister wrote poems that nobody recited and I write blogs that nobody reads.
I must be the black sheep on the family. Maybe I should try graffiti; at least the people read that. Even if they pretend not to.
A grand day to ya all.
He wrote bank checks that no bank honored, my mother wrote recipes that nobody tried; my brother wrote novels that nobody published, my sister wrote poems that nobody recited and I write blogs that nobody reads.
I must be the black sheep on the family. Maybe I should try graffiti; at least the people read that. Even if they pretend not to.
A grand day to ya all.
Ginger nut
Being ginger is a bit like being a vampire. You can't go out in sun. You can't see yourself in a mirror, at least until you have painted on some features.
Plus people are a bit afraid of you - that temper - not to mention those rumours about s*xual appetite
But
turns out to be worth it after all! the fact that I am as fit as a flea, can trot up stairs, outwalk the dog, misbehave very enjoyably and have no aches, pains, twinges or arthritis, is thanks to the ginger gene!
The good news is that nearly everyone anywhere within range of those naughty Vikings (that's most of the UK and a fair chunk of Europe, and we ended up spreading over most of the world in the centuries since) has a ginger ancestor.
Embrace your inner ginger
guys especially could suddenly find themselves very popular in the baby-making stakes, as women world-wide decide to rope the ginger gene into their future babies 
Well of course it may all turn out to be nothing like as exciting as it sounds right now. I'm just chuffed as hell to find there really is an advantage after all to being a ginger nut.
Plus people are a bit afraid of you - that temper - not to mention those rumours about s*xual appetite
But
turns out to be worth it after all! the fact that I am as fit as a flea, can trot up stairs, outwalk the dog, misbehave very enjoyably and have no aches, pains, twinges or arthritis, is thanks to the ginger gene! The good news is that nearly everyone anywhere within range of those naughty Vikings (that's most of the UK and a fair chunk of Europe, and we ended up spreading over most of the world in the centuries since) has a ginger ancestor.
Embrace your inner ginger
guys especially could suddenly find themselves very popular in the baby-making stakes, as women world-wide decide to rope the ginger gene into their future babies Well of course it may all turn out to be nothing like as exciting as it sounds right now. I'm just chuffed as hell to find there really is an advantage after all to being a ginger nut.
Steel And Wood Work Good
About 25 years ago, one of my younger friends had to have a testicle removed. He was very worried as he had no children yet and very dearly wanted some. I told him that he only needed one testicle and that the second was only a back up.
The surgeon told him that in order to keep his balance in check, he was going to replace the testicle with a wooden ball. My friend raised his fears about not being able to have children and the quack told him that he had nothing to worry about; the wooden ball was brand new Italian technology and would enable him to father children, even if his remaining testicle also went bad.
The operation went well, but the wooden testicle gave him problems. It drifted on the water when he sat in the bath.
Some months later, his only remaining testicle also went bad and had to be removed as well. My friend went crazy with worries. And he told the surgeon that the implanted wooden ball drifts on the water when he baths.
Once again, the surgeon assured him that all would be fine. He said that by using the latest American technology, he would replace his only remaining testicle with a steel ball. This, the surgeon said, will offset the drifting wooden ball and will also produce sperm. He therefore had nothing to worry about. He would have two artificial testicles, both able of producing sperm.
At that stage we lost contact and I did not see him again until this weekend.
Remembering his concerns about fathering children, I asked him about it. With a broad smile he told me that he fathered twin sons about 5 years later. “Here they come now”, he exclaimed. “The one with the long nose is Pinocchio and the one with the flat face is Robocop”.
Have a great week, all of you.
The surgeon told him that in order to keep his balance in check, he was going to replace the testicle with a wooden ball. My friend raised his fears about not being able to have children and the quack told him that he had nothing to worry about; the wooden ball was brand new Italian technology and would enable him to father children, even if his remaining testicle also went bad.
The operation went well, but the wooden testicle gave him problems. It drifted on the water when he sat in the bath.
Some months later, his only remaining testicle also went bad and had to be removed as well. My friend went crazy with worries. And he told the surgeon that the implanted wooden ball drifts on the water when he baths.
Once again, the surgeon assured him that all would be fine. He said that by using the latest American technology, he would replace his only remaining testicle with a steel ball. This, the surgeon said, will offset the drifting wooden ball and will also produce sperm. He therefore had nothing to worry about. He would have two artificial testicles, both able of producing sperm.
At that stage we lost contact and I did not see him again until this weekend.
Remembering his concerns about fathering children, I asked him about it. With a broad smile he told me that he fathered twin sons about 5 years later. “Here they come now”, he exclaimed. “The one with the long nose is Pinocchio and the one with the flat face is Robocop”.
Have a great week, all of you.
I Do Feel A Little Sad When I can't Join The Blogs
So very busy at work these days...hardly have any energy left to organize my new place
Had a little birthday-house warming party last Saturday, that was so much fun...got a new lovely set of bedroom furniture on Sunday- a very special house warming present from my Jerk...a little disappoint ( I actually had a fit) to cancel my subscription for a new phone line and internet services due to their poor "customer service" last Monday...aside from being busy at work, I can't remember what I did at home yesterday but for today, I woke up early and managed to go to Ikea and bought new bedroom textiles, duvets, bed sheets, some kitchen utensils, Christmas presents for my kids and candles ...and some not so yummy "footlong" and coke that was almost like water
Logged in on here last night, was about to post a blog then my phone started ringing...had to talk about issues at work for hours and didn't get a chance to post my blog
Well, this is just my way of saying "Hi!" and that I have really really missed you all...hope you're all having a lovely day/night there
Had a little birthday-house warming party last Saturday, that was so much fun...got a new lovely set of bedroom furniture on Sunday- a very special house warming present from my Jerk...a little disappoint ( I actually had a fit) to cancel my subscription for a new phone line and internet services due to their poor "customer service" last Monday...aside from being busy at work, I can't remember what I did at home yesterday but for today, I woke up early and managed to go to Ikea and bought new bedroom textiles, duvets, bed sheets, some kitchen utensils, Christmas presents for my kids and candles ...and some not so yummy "footlong" and coke that was almost like water
Logged in on here last night, was about to post a blog then my phone started ringing...had to talk about issues at work for hours and didn't get a chance to post my blog
Well, this is just my way of saying "Hi!" and that I have really really missed you all...hope you're all having a lovely day/night there
Biden’s campaign speech to other Democrats: Fact Checked.
Before the fact checking, did I hear Biden say an illegal Alien killed a young American Woman and then he got this Woman's name wrong even though her name is clearly on the medallion he held up for others to see during his campaign speech on March 7, 2024?
Not wanting to be replaced as the democrat candidate for POTUS in 2024, mr Biden needed to show his Party last night that he is strong…. so he shouted almost everything. For the most part, It was so sad that Only his Party cheered during his campaign speech.
“While President Joe Biden largely stuck to the facts during his thirdState of the Union address political campaign speech Thursday March 7, 2024, on several occasions he overstated the truth, left out key context or was simply wrong.”
Ok back to fact checks…..
“In a wide-ranging speech on issues including inflation, border security and conflicts in Ukraine and Gaza, Biden on multiple occasions attacked but never identified by name – his Republican opponent in November, former President Donald Trump. But in contrasting himself with his challenger and making his case for a second term, Biden occasionally strayed from the truth.
For example, in addressing the critical campaign issue of the economy, he touted the inflation rate in the U.S. as “the lowest in the world” – even though dozens of countries, including G7 nations Canada and France, have rates that are lower.
Here are other claims the USA TODAY Fact Check Team dug into.
-- Claim: Trump told Putin, ‘Do whatever the hell you want’
“Speaking at a campaign rally in Conway, South Carolina, on Feb. 10, Trump suggested he might not come to the aid of NATO member states attacked by Russia if they aren’t contributing enough money to the alliance, USA TODAY reported.”
– Claim: US inflation rate is the lowest in the world
“Inflation has dropped from 9% to 3% – the lowest in the world!”
However, the latest data from the International Monetary Fund shows the U.S. has a higher inflation rate than dozens of countries
Read more here:
Other observations (more later):
— President says America is safer today than when he took office. Meanwhile, the Democrat Governor of New York is sending the National Guard into the subway to protect folks.
— I never heard knew Kamalala was in charge of WH office of gun violence.
— Catholic Joe segues into "reproductive freedom." Ten o'clock mass tomorrow?
— Joe says he's creating American jobs right here in America. Okay, then.
Bill’s a Patriot so see more facts:
etc
Not wanting to be replaced as the democrat candidate for POTUS in 2024, mr Biden needed to show his Party last night that he is strong…. so he shouted almost everything. For the most part, It was so sad that Only his Party cheered during his campaign speech.
“While President Joe Biden largely stuck to the facts during his third
Ok back to fact checks…..
“In a wide-ranging speech on issues including inflation, border security and conflicts in Ukraine and Gaza, Biden on multiple occasions attacked but never identified by name – his Republican opponent in November, former President Donald Trump. But in contrasting himself with his challenger and making his case for a second term, Biden occasionally strayed from the truth.
For example, in addressing the critical campaign issue of the economy, he touted the inflation rate in the U.S. as “the lowest in the world” – even though dozens of countries, including G7 nations Canada and France, have rates that are lower.
Here are other claims the USA TODAY Fact Check Team dug into.
-- Claim: Trump told Putin, ‘Do whatever the hell you want’
“Speaking at a campaign rally in Conway, South Carolina, on Feb. 10, Trump suggested he might not come to the aid of NATO member states attacked by Russia if they aren’t contributing enough money to the alliance, USA TODAY reported.”
– Claim: US inflation rate is the lowest in the world
“Inflation has dropped from 9% to 3% – the lowest in the world!”
However, the latest data from the International Monetary Fund shows the U.S. has a higher inflation rate than dozens of countries
Read more here:
Other observations (more later):
— President says America is safer today than when he took office. Meanwhile, the Democrat Governor of New York is sending the National Guard into the subway to protect folks.
— I never heard knew Kamalala was in charge of WH office of gun violence.
— Catholic Joe segues into "reproductive freedom." Ten o'clock mass tomorrow?
— Joe says he's creating American jobs right here in America. Okay, then.
Bill’s a Patriot so see more facts:
etc
What To Expect When One Is "Menopausing" ?
Been There, Done That ?
According to Wikipedia:
Menopause, also known as the climacteric, is the time in most women's lives when menstrual periods stop permanently, and they are no longer able to have children , a natural change that typically occurs between 45 and 55 years of age. It can occur earlier in those who smoke tobacco. Other causes include surgery that removes both ovaries, or some types of chemotherapy. At the physiological level, menopause happens because of a decrease in the ovaries' production of the hormones estrogen and progesterone.
Symptoms:
* Dyspareunia is painful s*xual intercourse due to medical or psychological causes. The pain can primarily be on the external surface of the genitalia, or deeper in the pelvis upon deep pressure against the cervix. It can affect a small portion of the vulva or va*ina or be felt all over the surface
* Vaginal dryness
* Atrophic vaginitis (also known as vaginal atrophy, vulvovaginal atrophy, or urogenital atrophy) is an inflammation of thevagina (and the outer urinary tract) due to the thinning and shrinking of the tissues, as well as decreased lubrication. These symptoms are due to a lack of the reproductive hormone estrogen.
Other physical symptoms of menopause include: lack of energy, joint soreness, stiffness, back pain, breast enlargement, breast pain, heart palpitations, headache, dizziness, dry, itchy skin, thinning, tingling skin, weight gain, urinary incontinence, urinary urgency, interrupted sleeping patterns, heavy night sweats, hot flashes.
Psychological symptoms include: anxiety, poor memory, inability to concentrate, depressive mood, irritability,mood swings,less interest in s*xual activity.
Yes, Yes, we all know about menopause...
This blog is not to educate others about menopause...as I haven't experienced it yet...not looking forward to it tho! 'Was sitting with friends yesterday and this topic came up. Most of my friends here in Jordan are either going through menopause or were already there. Symptoms they are going/went through are exactly what I read about on the internet and books but in most "s*xual" topics here on blogs and forum, many women who are past the menopausal age claimed to be "hotter" after menopause...this is contradicting science and what I've heard from those who went through it ...makes me wonder if they're simply BSing and "wet dreaming" here ? Many here claimed to be very sexually active after menopause...more than ever and looking for a nicely packaged hot tall, dark and handsome man who has all the right qualities...won't settle for less than great sex...seriously?
Here is a great place to read and learn from the experiences of others but it seems many here are in denial of their decline and failures in life...who are we kidding ?
Most of my friends who are going through menopause or been there said that they're no longer interested in dating...menopause makes them feel sexually unattractive and "old". This doesn't make me look forward to my menopausal days at all
For the men:
Would you date a woman who's going through menopause and experiencing those symptoms above ?
According to Wikipedia:
Menopause, also known as the climacteric, is the time in most women's lives when menstrual periods stop permanently, and they are no longer able to have children , a natural change that typically occurs between 45 and 55 years of age. It can occur earlier in those who smoke tobacco. Other causes include surgery that removes both ovaries, or some types of chemotherapy. At the physiological level, menopause happens because of a decrease in the ovaries' production of the hormones estrogen and progesterone.
Symptoms:
* Dyspareunia is painful s*xual intercourse due to medical or psychological causes. The pain can primarily be on the external surface of the genitalia, or deeper in the pelvis upon deep pressure against the cervix. It can affect a small portion of the vulva or va*ina or be felt all over the surface
* Vaginal dryness
* Atrophic vaginitis (also known as vaginal atrophy, vulvovaginal atrophy, or urogenital atrophy) is an inflammation of thevagina (and the outer urinary tract) due to the thinning and shrinking of the tissues, as well as decreased lubrication. These symptoms are due to a lack of the reproductive hormone estrogen.
Other physical symptoms of menopause include: lack of energy, joint soreness, stiffness, back pain, breast enlargement, breast pain, heart palpitations, headache, dizziness, dry, itchy skin, thinning, tingling skin, weight gain, urinary incontinence, urinary urgency, interrupted sleeping patterns, heavy night sweats, hot flashes.
Psychological symptoms include: anxiety, poor memory, inability to concentrate, depressive mood, irritability,mood swings,less interest in s*xual activity.
Yes, Yes, we all know about menopause...
This blog is not to educate others about menopause...as I haven't experienced it yet...not looking forward to it tho! 'Was sitting with friends yesterday and this topic came up. Most of my friends here in Jordan are either going through menopause or were already there. Symptoms they are going/went through are exactly what I read about on the internet and books but in most "s*xual" topics here on blogs and forum, many women who are past the menopausal age claimed to be "hotter" after menopause...this is contradicting science and what I've heard from those who went through it ...makes me wonder if they're simply BSing and "wet dreaming" here ?
Many here claimed to be very sexually active after menopause...more than ever and looking for a nicely packaged hot tall, dark and handsome man who has all the right qualities...won't settle for less than great sex...seriously? Here is a great place to read and learn from the experiences of others but it seems many here are in denial of their decline and failures in life...who are we kidding ?
Most of my friends who are going through menopause or been there said that they're no longer interested in dating...menopause makes them feel sexually unattractive and "old". This doesn't make me look forward to my menopausal days at all
For the men:
Would you date a woman who's going through menopause and experiencing those symptoms above ?
online today!
Fight Fight !!!!
I rear-ended a car this morning.
Sooo there we were alongside the road, and slowly the other driver got out of his car.
You know how sometimes you get sooo stressed and little things seem just seem too funny?
Yeah, well I could not believe it..... he was a dwarf.
He stormed over to my car, looked up at me and shouted, "I AM NOT HAPPY"
So I looked down at him and said, "well then which one are you?"
And thats how the fight started...
Sooo there we were alongside the road, and slowly the other driver got out of his car.
You know how sometimes you get sooo stressed and little things seem just seem too funny?
Yeah, well I could not believe it..... he was a dwarf.
He stormed over to my car, looked up at me and shouted, "I AM NOT HAPPY"
So I looked down at him and said, "well then which one are you?"
And thats how the fight started...
How many more Blogs?
Oh dear we're having a blog tantrum
Now folks, blog every available bullshit that comes to your mind as it is just a fecking boring Sunday
Now folks, blog every available bullshit that comes to your mind as it is just a fecking boring Sunday
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