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Having a hilarious night here...

I finally agreed to meet someone...he would have been the very first one!

We agreed to go dancing and a little drinking tonight

Went to my day time work, hurried back home late afternoon, shaved, did my nails and waited for the big moment while we were exchanging messages.

He said to take my time and enjoy dinner with my son and friends coz the fun won't be till late and just text him when I'm ready so I assumed we will go late.

I attended a Bible study with my friends, I told him I'll be offline for an hour but the Bible study finished a bit late then texted him that I'm ready and prefer to meet him in a roundabout near me...I mentioned a donut shop. He asked if we're going to have donuts, I said I won't mind if he fancy some eclair and they sell coffee too( I was joking! He got pissed off, he said he want to drink and dance so I said OK, I simply suggested we meet in the donut shop because I've never been to this place he's planning to take me, from this roundabout we can go to this disco place. He said, he didn't know the place and he's taking taxi and would feel like an idiot walking around looking for me He said wanted us to take a taxi coz he wanted to drink so I said I will drive when he's intoxicated, he said he wanted us both to drink.

He lashed out at me for being late and being dishonest about the Bible study, we started arguing...and we haven't even met yet ffs! so I told him to get some sleep and called the whole thing off.

Took off my clothes, grabbed my laptop and posted a blog..boy, feels good be here

Goodnight, Shawn!

ok looking for strange facts number one above number 2 below more ideas please

why do we wash bath towels when they are only used to dry clean people

Last week I saw a blog about a place where people can go to smash-up objects like computer screens and TV's to release their 'pent up energy' as a form of therapy.
Take a baseball bat and head to a warehouse with some discarded objects and 'have at it' and soon after you'll feel better.

My experience in the few years I've been a part of the CS blogging community there has always been a few members who love gossip and often express themselves by making comments to other members... provoking them out of the normal 'I blog, you blog, we all blog' and everyone gets along mentality.

Some people need excitement in their boring lives and fabricate situations that really don't exist or... they have suspicions (without proof) about other members. I've known a few women who came from the South and lived in small towns where gossip and prejudice ran high. Rowdy young men who enjoy getting drunk and picking fights is their way of releasing energy.

Every few months someone will come to a blog of mine and take an unprovoked swipe at me. I got 2 small ones on another bIog I comment on and I thought it would great to start a swipe blog of my own... a place where you can 'let it out' and make yourself feel good for doing so.

Pandemic got you down?
Been grumpy lately... more than usual?

I offer you The Swipe Blog...
Take a swipe at me or any other member, go ahead, say something offensive here and not leave a turd for me on someone else's blog because they don't deserve it.

Will You Pay and Stay?

Few weeks ago, I joined another dating site but didn't pay a membership fee. Many male members viewed my profile and sent me messages but except for one or two free replies, I wasn't given access to the messages nor reply them. They said I need to upgrade to be able to connect with my potential mate... What a waste of time!

Like I said over and over again, I'm not looking for a date but I do get bored sometimes so I look at other dating sites and read if there's anything interesting there.

There are many dating sites that you can join for free and some of them have "chat" room...something that we don't have here.

Some of those that profess and boost countless of success stories charge from $40 - $60/month and give a good discount if you pay up for a 6 month membership. Are these sites any better than CS? Just because you pay for your profile, does that mean you are safe from scammers? Is your chances of finding a "soul mate" any higher?

I briefly checked out few online dating sites and I found all of them lacking...unattractive site, poor screening, fuzzy images, a lot of advertisements. Therefore, I conclude that CS is the best dating site ever.

So, if we are to pay a membership fee here, would you stay ? I'm only here for the blogs so I guess my membership fee will be a lot less than those who are looking for for their soul mate and those who are using the Forums, Polls, Games etc...

Reading through profiles of women on my home page I see most have demands us lessor mortals could never meet, non smoker, must like dancing & travel, own hair & teeth love of animals & grandchildren, good sense of humour, financially independent etc etc, the list goes on, having given it some thought I've realised they're all looking for the same man the only one that fits all the criteria

Haaretz | U.S. News
Netanyahu Defends Trump: 'He's Not Antisemitic, He Has Jewish Family'
In an interview with MSNBC, Netanyahu explains that the former president simply feels unappreciated by American Jews for his unprecedented support for Israel


Netanyahoo Tuesday defended former U.S. President Donald Trump days after he threatened American Jews in comments roundly condemned as antisemitic.

Promoting his new book on MSNBC, Netanyahu rejected allegations that Trump’s comments prove he is antisemitic. “He has a Jewish son-in-law and his daughter converted to Judaism. His children and grandchildren are raised as Jews. So I don't think so.”

The former president has used his daughter’s Jewish family as a push-back against antisemitism allegations, all while alienating the vast majority of American Jews by empowering extremism and white supremacy

TRUMP HAS A NEW AKA! RABBI LYNCH UM

An Alaskan woman took her husband on one last road trip in an aluminum casket, using ice to keep his body cold.

While she did not break the law, the mortuary has taken custody of the body, The Associated Press reported.

Authorities were called to check out the scene of what's being called a "rolling wake," the AP reported.

The woman put the casket of the 78-year-old man, who died of natural causes, in the truck bed.

Love knows no bounds!

Great story!

I sometimes 'go off on a tangent' reading medical reports and studies on medicines. I have no desire to be a pharmacist but it intrigues me how pharmaceutical companies get many of their test results. Get this... they often use humans!
Is that funny or what?

People try these medicines and someone evaluates the results. After that, they compile all this information and submit it to the FDA (Food and Drug Administration) to get approval to release their product on the market.

Whenever a doctor prescribes a medicine for me, I try to (internet) research it first. There have been times when I refused to spend money having a prescription filled simply because I knew the side effects outweighed the benefits of the medicine. Zocor for example. I took that stuff 20 years ago and got 'sicker than sick'

Reading the Zocor side effects had me shaking my head yes to about 75% of the problems listed. I went back to my doctor telling him how sick I got and his reply was "Why did you take it?" My reply was "You said it was medically necessary as my cholesterol and triglycerides were too high" He told me never to do that again and found another medicine that had fewer side effects.

Sometimes... yes sometimes the side effects for a medicine lists totally opposite effects. For example: drowsiness; insomnia; constipation; diarrhea. Well... what's it going to be?

I'm thinking not to take medicines that cause: muscle aches; nausea; pain; stomach pain; tiredness or weakness; vomiting.

But if I really had to, I would like to combine them with medicines that cause: severe dizziness or lightheadedness; hallucinations; mood or mental changes (eg, confusion, depression, foggy thinking, short-term memory loss)

The combination would result in "Having no clue" how sick I really was.

Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a cheque."
"Oh, by the way don't worry about my bulldog Spike. He won't bother you. But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot! I REPEAT, DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!"
When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the following day, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking bulldog he has ever seen. But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman go about his work.
The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing and name calling. Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled, "Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!"
To which the parrot replied, "Get him, Spike!"
Men just don't listen!

Farmer John once lived on a quiet rural highway but as time went by, the traffic slowly built up and eventually got so heavy and so fast that his free range chickens were being run over, at a rate of three to six a week.

So Farmer John called the local police station to complain, "You've got to do something about all these people driving so fast and killing my chickens," he said to the local police officer.

"What do you want me to do?" asked the policeman.

"I don't care, just do something about those crazy drivers!"

So the next day the policeman had the Roads Dept. erect a sign that said: SCHOOL CROSSING

Three days later Farmer John called the policeman and said, "You've still got to do something about these drivers. The ‘school crossing' sign seems to make them go even faster!"

So they put up a new sign: SLOW: CHILDREN AT PLAY

That really sped them up. So Farmer John called and said, "Your signs are no good. Can I put up my own sign?"

In order to get Farmer John off his back, the policeman said, "Sure. Put up your own sign."

The phone calls to the Police Station stopped, but curiosity got the better of the officer, so he called Farmer John, “How’s the problem with the speeding drivers. did you put up your sign?"

"Oh, I sure did, and not one chicken has been killed."

The policeman was really curious and thought he'd better go out and take a look at the sign.

He also thought the sign might be something the Roads Dept. could use elsewhere, to slow down drivers.

So he drove out past Farmer John's place.

His jaw dropped the moment he saw the sign.

'NUDIST COLONY'
'Slow down and watch for chicks!'