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My Prediction Of The Bloggers' Future...One Came True!!!
Few weeks ago, I predicted the bloggers future and one of them, came true! Not LJ's but Trump's
I'm not a certified fate teller but my crystal ball obviously is
I bet a cup of coffee with my colleague too and enjoying my winnings right this very moment
Now that my most unlikely prediction just happened, I'm sure the rest will follow. 
yay:
Daniela,
On Feb 2017, she will finally meet her match. She loves stallions, he loves mares…they both adore horses and will live happily ever after in Spain. He’s a little younger than him but not more than 10 years.
Legs,
She will write a best seller that will end up as a block buster movie, She will be surrounded by gorgeous men fighting for her attention but her only true love will be a fellow blogger,they will pick up the pieces where they off and live happily ever after. I can see them cuddling on the sofa, planting sweet kisses on each other here and there, having a glass of wine while reading s*xual blogs.
Itchy,
This feisty lady will finally settle down with her special man, he’s not a blogger, he’s good looking and owns many dry cleaning shops. He will shower her with love and silk underwears , he will be totally under her spell for the rest of their happy life. This will happen sometime in 2017
Molly,
She will finally reveal herself and submit her will to a very special man. She will throw cautions to the wind just to love and be loved. They will adore each other and adopt more dogs. Some of it will happen when the pigs fly.
MH and CC,
I see very happy years to come for these two lovely ladies. No, I didn’t see any man but I see a large picture frame of their loved one on their bedside table.
Ekself
Soon, very soon…she will hear a loud knocking on her door. A man with handsome rugged look will be standing there asking for directions, he look tired and hungry, she will offer him a bowl of hot crab corn chowder…and that would be the start of everlasting romance. He’s a professional builder, architect or engineer and will be greatly impressed at Eks’ talent in building houses.
Seri,
In few months time, she will walk down the aisles… will meet her match here on CS, he has no kids, very kind good looking man who will fight for her. He will spoil her, will make her very happy for the rest of her life and will have 3 children, 2 boys and 1 girl.
Unlao, KN, Calm, Capri
I couldn’t see clearly, the ball was so foggy, maybe because they hardly post any blogs but I received good vibes…romantic ones. I will have a second look later.
LouLou,
Will go back packing in Asia, will meet a very special man who loves nurse outfits and needles. They will settle down in Asia;
Kal,
She will follow her heart and spend the rest of her life with a very good loving man. They will do so many fun things together: cooking, hunting, inventing…I can see them cuddling and teasing each other on the sofa every evening while reading silly fun blogs. He’s about 15 years older than her, they’re perfect for each other.
Cal,
Is living a happy life and will continue to do so for the rest of her life. Her man will finally come to his senses and will do and will give everything to make her happy. He will be under her total control and they will grow old together doting on their grandchildren.
DC,
Will run her own cupcake factory and will be cherished by a wrinkled handsome 69 years old man. They will travel together to many countries and live a very fulfilling s*xual life. This will happen in a month or so.
LJ,
She will fall in love again, also here on CS, he supports Hillary, she supports Trumps…Trump will win but all is fair in love and politics, they will also live happily ever after despite the daily political arguments.
Angel,
Will be very happy with her man, will succeed in business, will make a lot of tax-free money
I'm not a certified fate teller but my crystal ball obviously is I bet a cup of coffee with my colleague too and enjoying my winnings right this very moment Now that my most unlikely prediction just happened, I'm sure the rest will follow. yay: Daniela,
On Feb 2017, she will finally meet her match. She loves stallions, he loves mares…they both adore horses and will live happily ever after in Spain. He’s a little younger than him but not more than 10 years.
Legs,
She will write a best seller that will end up as a block buster movie, She will be surrounded by gorgeous men fighting for her attention but her only true love will be a fellow blogger,they will pick up the pieces where they off and live happily ever after. I can see them cuddling on the sofa, planting sweet kisses on each other here and there, having a glass of wine while reading s*xual blogs.
Itchy,
This feisty lady will finally settle down with her special man, he’s not a blogger, he’s good looking and owns many dry cleaning shops. He will shower her with love and silk underwears , he will be totally under her spell for the rest of their happy life. This will happen sometime in 2017
Molly,
She will finally reveal herself and submit her will to a very special man. She will throw cautions to the wind just to love and be loved. They will adore each other and adopt more dogs. Some of it will happen when the pigs fly.
MH and CC,
I see very happy years to come for these two lovely ladies. No, I didn’t see any man but I see a large picture frame of their loved one on their bedside table.
Ekself
Soon, very soon…she will hear a loud knocking on her door. A man with handsome rugged look will be standing there asking for directions, he look tired and hungry, she will offer him a bowl of hot crab corn chowder…and that would be the start of everlasting romance. He’s a professional builder, architect or engineer and will be greatly impressed at Eks’ talent in building houses.
Seri,
In few months time, she will walk down the aisles… will meet her match here on CS, he has no kids, very kind good looking man who will fight for her. He will spoil her, will make her very happy for the rest of her life and will have 3 children, 2 boys and 1 girl.
Unlao, KN, Calm, Capri
I couldn’t see clearly, the ball was so foggy, maybe because they hardly post any blogs but I received good vibes…romantic ones. I will have a second look later.
LouLou,
Will go back packing in Asia, will meet a very special man who loves nurse outfits and needles. They will settle down in Asia;
Kal,
She will follow her heart and spend the rest of her life with a very good loving man. They will do so many fun things together: cooking, hunting, inventing…I can see them cuddling and teasing each other on the sofa every evening while reading silly fun blogs. He’s about 15 years older than her, they’re perfect for each other.
Cal,
Is living a happy life and will continue to do so for the rest of her life. Her man will finally come to his senses and will do and will give everything to make her happy. He will be under her total control and they will grow old together doting on their grandchildren.
DC,
Will run her own cupcake factory and will be cherished by a wrinkled handsome 69 years old man. They will travel together to many countries and live a very fulfilling s*xual life. This will happen in a month or so.
LJ,
She will fall in love again, also here on CS, he supports Hillary, she supports Trumps…Trump will win but all is fair in love and politics, they will also live happily ever after despite the daily political arguments.
Angel,
Will be very happy with her man, will succeed in business, will make a lot of tax-free money
Reminded of another....Chap.
In response to:
Satire from The Borowitz Report
El Chapo Says He Is Victim of Phony Witch Hunt
By Andy Borowitz
10:33 A.M.
NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)—In his first interview since being found guilty on all counts in his U.S. trial, the Mexican drug lord Joaquín (El Chapo) Guzmán called himself the victim of a “phony witch hunt.”
The former cartel leader made his blistering comments in a phone call to the television program “Fox & Friends,” whose hosts appeared surprised that he had somehow gained access to a phone and was able to get through to them.
“It was a phony witch hunt,” El Chapo said, of his trial. “It was a phony, rigged witch hunt, and the charges against me were fake news and a disgrace.”
Questioned whether he had worked in concert with other drug lords to bring narcotics into the United States, El Chapo said, “There was no collusion. And there was no evidence of collusion, because there was no collusion.”
But the former drug kingpin reserved his harshest words for the F.B.I. and its former director James Comey.
“Lying and leaking Jim Comey is a showboat and a disaster,” he said.
Asked to give his impression of the American justice system, El Chapo said, “I think it’s very bad when someone like me, who is running a business and creating jobs and helping the economy, is harassed and treated unfairly. I think it’s a disgrace and, frankly, very sad.”
Andy Borowitz is the New York Times best-selling author of “The 50 Funniest American Writers,”
and a comedian who has written for The New Yorker since 1998.
He writes the Borowitz Report, a satirical column on the news, for newyorker.com.
Satire from The Borowitz Report
El Chapo Says He Is Victim of Phony Witch Hunt
By Andy Borowitz
10:33 A.M.
NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)—In his first interview since being found guilty on all counts in his U.S. trial, the Mexican drug lord Joaquín (El Chapo) Guzmán called himself the victim of a “phony witch hunt.”
The former cartel leader made his blistering comments in a phone call to the television program “Fox & Friends,” whose hosts appeared surprised that he had somehow gained access to a phone and was able to get through to them.
“It was a phony witch hunt,” El Chapo said, of his trial. “It was a phony, rigged witch hunt, and the charges against me were fake news and a disgrace.”
Questioned whether he had worked in concert with other drug lords to bring narcotics into the United States, El Chapo said, “There was no collusion. And there was no evidence of collusion, because there was no collusion.”
But the former drug kingpin reserved his harshest words for the F.B.I. and its former director James Comey.
“Lying and leaking Jim Comey is a showboat and a disaster,” he said.
Asked to give his impression of the American justice system, El Chapo said, “I think it’s very bad when someone like me, who is running a business and creating jobs and helping the economy, is harassed and treated unfairly. I think it’s a disgrace and, frankly, very sad.”
Andy Borowitz is the New York Times best-selling author of “The 50 Funniest American Writers,”
and a comedian who has written for The New Yorker since 1998.
He writes the Borowitz Report, a satirical column on the news, for newyorker.com.
Those criminals are always trying to find excuses and blame the legal system,
rather than own up to the crimes they have committed.
Surgery Today.
This surgery is a matter of time...literary. I have went through this once before in my life and as expected with any surgery, I did not enjoy it. It will be very messy and very painful. I have to cut it open right in the center and dig my hands through its guts. Luckily...I think anyway if my memory serves me right, I have some rubber gloves for the duty. I hope so anyway.
I broke my watch band pin and there was a small metal piece that also came lose on the band. After taking 3 attempts to order the right size pin, I am finally ready to reassemble. However, the small piece that came lose is missing.
It was on my desk...the bastard. But, I am constantly shifting stuff around on there and I can no longer find it. I do recall vacuuming one time around my desk and hearing a loud...seemingly...something that sounded like it was hard piece being sucked up. I have never had that noise ever happen before while vacuuming...and now this small metal piece is missing. 
I guess it will be worth the trouble if I find it...but if not....
Happy Wednesday all.
I broke my watch band pin and there was a small metal piece that also came lose on the band. After taking 3 attempts to order the right size pin, I am finally ready to reassemble. However, the small piece that came lose is missing.
It was on my desk...the bastard. But, I am constantly shifting stuff around on there and I can no longer find it. I do recall vacuuming one time around my desk and hearing a loud...seemingly...something that sounded like it was hard piece being sucked up. I have never had that noise ever happen before while vacuuming...and now this small metal piece is missing. I guess it will be worth the trouble if I find it...but if not....
Happy Wednesday all.
Hopping on Opportunity
A mangy looking guy goes into a bar and orders a drink.
The bartender says: "No way. I don't think you can pay for it."
The mangy guy says, "You're right. I don't have a lot of money.
But. if I show you something terrific that you haven't seen before, will you then give me a drink?"
The bartender says, "Only if what you show me isn't risque."
"Deal!" says the mangy guy and he reaches into his coat pocket
and pulls out a hamster.
He puts the hamster on the bar and it runs to the end of the bar, down the bar, across the room,
up the piano, jumps on the keyboard and starts playing songs.
And the hamster is pretty good.
The bartender says, "You're right. I've never seen anything like that before. :surprised: That hamster is good on the piano."
A guy at the end of the bar runs over and offers the mangy guy $500
for the hamster.
"No way, states the mangy guy. This hamster is not for sale for any price."
The mangy guy downs the drink and asks the bartender for another.
"Money or another miracle else no drink," says the bartender.
So, the mangy guy reaches into his coat again and pulls out a frog.
He puts the frog on the bar, and the frog starts to sing in a marvelous voice and great pitch. He's a fine singer.
The stranger from the other end of the bar runs over to the guy and offers him $300 for the frog.
The guy says, "It's a deal."
He takes the $ 300 and gives the stranger the frog.
The stranger runs out of the bar with the frog.
The bartender says to the guy, "Are you some kind of nut ?
You wouldn't sell the hamster for $500 but you sold a singing frog for $300?
It must have been worth millions.
You must be crazy."
As he finishes his second drink and begins to the leave the bar, the mangy guy retorts, "Not so, I can catch lots of frogs.
But, I'm not sure I'll find another hamster that can play piano and is also a ventriloquist."
The bartender says: "No way. I don't think you can pay for it."
The mangy guy says, "You're right. I don't have a lot of money.
But. if I show you something terrific that you haven't seen before, will you then give me a drink?"
The bartender says, "Only if what you show me isn't risque."
"Deal!" says the mangy guy and he reaches into his coat pocket
and pulls out a hamster.
He puts the hamster on the bar and it runs to the end of the bar, down the bar, across the room,
up the piano, jumps on the keyboard and starts playing songs.
And the hamster is pretty good.
The bartender says, "You're right. I've never seen anything like that before. :surprised: That hamster is good on the piano."
A guy at the end of the bar runs over and offers the mangy guy $500
for the hamster.
"No way, states the mangy guy. This hamster is not for sale for any price."
The mangy guy downs the drink and asks the bartender for another.
"Money or another miracle else no drink," says the bartender.
So, the mangy guy reaches into his coat again and pulls out a frog.
He puts the frog on the bar, and the frog starts to sing in a marvelous voice and great pitch. He's a fine singer.
The stranger from the other end of the bar runs over to the guy and offers him $300 for the frog.
The guy says, "It's a deal."
He takes the $ 300 and gives the stranger the frog.
The stranger runs out of the bar with the frog.
The bartender says to the guy, "Are you some kind of nut ?
You wouldn't sell the hamster for $500 but you sold a singing frog for $300?
It must have been worth millions.
You must be crazy."
As he finishes his second drink and begins to the leave the bar, the mangy guy retorts, "Not so, I can catch lots of frogs.
But, I'm not sure I'll find another hamster that can play piano and is also a ventriloquist."
online today!
Eating Weird stuff
We constantly hear from vegetarians that eating meat and other foods is bad and we should think of the animals...
What about the rights of vegetables? Surely they feel pain in some way or another?
I’m not knocking vegetarians etc. they have a right to their opinions.
I myself am a vagitarian when the mood strikes.
There is another group we don’t hear much about, it falls under the name “Pica” which (thanks to Wikipedia) means the consumption of substances with no significant nutritional value, This often happens with pregnant women.
Some examples:-
• Cautopyreiophagia (burnt matches)
• Coniophobia (dust)
• Coprophagia (feces)
• Emetophagia (vomit)
• Geomelophagia (raw potatoes)
• Geophagia (dirt, soil, clay)
Do you eat anything like this? (perhaps when pregnant) and why?
What about the rights of vegetables? Surely they feel pain in some way or another?
I’m not knocking vegetarians etc. they have a right to their opinions.
I myself am a vagitarian when the mood strikes.
There is another group we don’t hear much about, it falls under the name “Pica” which (thanks to Wikipedia) means the consumption of substances with no significant nutritional value, This often happens with pregnant women.
Some examples:-
• Cautopyreiophagia (burnt matches)
• Coniophobia (dust)
• Coprophagia (feces)
• Emetophagia (vomit)
• Geomelophagia (raw potatoes)
• Geophagia (dirt, soil, clay)
Do you eat anything like this? (perhaps when pregnant) and why?
The 5 Facts of Life
A wise person once said...the 5 facts of life are:
1.. We all love to spend money buying new clothes but we never realize that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes.
2. Having a cold drink on a hot day with a few friends is nice, but having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks is much better.
3. Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore. A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot dead by the woman's husband.
4. Arguing over a girl's bust size is like choosing between Guinness, Heineken, Carlsberg, & Budweiser. Men may state their preferences, but will grab whatever is available.
And
5. A recent study found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
1.. We all love to spend money buying new clothes but we never realize that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes.
2. Having a cold drink on a hot day with a few friends is nice, but having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks is much better.
3. Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore. A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot dead by the woman's husband.
4. Arguing over a girl's bust size is like choosing between Guinness, Heineken, Carlsberg, & Budweiser. Men may state their preferences, but will grab whatever is available.
And
5. A recent study found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
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Kids that put a smile on one's face.
There was this toddler that ran into the kitchen asking his mom the following question: Mummy why do grown ups go to heaven with their legs up in the air?
Mummy: Now that's not entirely true my dear.
Toddler: OH yes it's true Mummy, I just walked past aunty Millys bedroom window and aunt Milly was on her back with her legs in the air, screaming, "oh God I'm coming" but luckily uncle Bill was between her legs holding her down.
Oh it's a Saturday night and I ain't got no money....
Mummy: Now that's not entirely true my dear.
Toddler: OH yes it's true Mummy, I just walked past aunty Millys bedroom window and aunt Milly was on her back with her legs in the air, screaming, "oh God I'm coming" but luckily uncle Bill was between her legs holding her down.
Oh it's a Saturday night and I ain't got no money....
"I only have eyes for you"
"Here's looking at you kid"
What ?
Was there something else you wanted for XMas ?
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