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Trevor Noah's hilarious take on the ongoing Kavanaugh confirmation hearing.

Day 1;

An explorer had recently gone through a very emotional break-up
and to get away from it all was in a cave, looking for ancient treasure.

The explorer found an old lamp, rubbed it, and a genie came out.
The genie said "I will grant you three wishes,
BUT your ex spouse will get double anything you get."

The explorer agreed, and said
"I wish I had a beautiful mansion."

The genie granted it, but the explorer's ex got two mansions.

The explorer said "for my second wish, I would like 10 million dollars."
The genie again granted it and the explorer's ex got twenty million dollars.

Then the explorer said, "for my third and final wish,
....... .......................
.
.

........I would like to be scared half to death."

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I hope everyone here has been doing excellent and having a terrific day.

I like this logo.

I first saw this about 10-12 years ago.

Someone decided to have a little fun with McDonald's logo and slogan.

Here's the result of my previous blog " What Else Would You Like For CS To Do To Make You Happy?"

All suggestions from other bloggers are up there, any more suggestions, reactions, revisions and recommendations are welcome.

Have a lovely day/night everyone!

A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to, and he thought she might need a hearing aid.

Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family doctor to discuss the problem.

The Doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could perform to give the doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.

Here's what you do," said the Doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her, and in a normal conversational speaking ask her a question and see if she hears you.

If not, go to 30 feet , then 20 feet , and so on until you get a response.."

That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."

Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"

No response..

So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"

Still no response.

Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"

Again he gets no response.

So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. "Honey, what's for dinner?"
Again there is no response.

So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"

(I just love this)


"Ralph,... for the FIFTH time,... CHICKEN!

A friend sent this and it made me laugh.


Ron Chesterfield, 89 years of age, was stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and was asked where he was going at that time of night.

Ron replied, "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late."

The officer asked, "Really? Who's giving that lecture at this time of the night?

Ron replied, "That would be my wife."

Be careful who you hire to be a cashier.

The company Pfizer, which today announced the vaccine against Covid-19 soon, is the same company that created Viagra. Therefore, we can fully rely on the announced vaccine, because if Pfizer was able to raise the dead, they will much more easily cure the living.

He was the first cartoon character to have a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.
He represented wholesome values of kindness and innocence.
He was courageous and intelligent.
He survived death after being hit with a mallet.
But he knew that his destiny was Disney world, and that one day his followers would be able to join him there and experience the fantasy that he played his part in creating.

DC,I think the other giraffe ran away!