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Mixed emotions
talk about a raft of mixed emotions.
At around this time every year, I await with such anticipation, The funny,furry,unexplainable,sweet,a sense of being loved type of feelings, that my family, friends, well wishers, even some of those that do not like me very much give to me.
How i wait and try to guess who will be the first one.
will it be my eldest daughter, or my second daughter, maybe my son, Nah, it will be my granddaughter "Princess Trinity", Maybe, just maybe, someone from here at CS will be the first.
What am i on about,
well, i often wonder at this time of year, who will be the FIRST to wish me a Happy Birthday.
Talk about going from excitement, to disappointment, to eventually reality.
I do this to myself every year,
I wait allday for someone to wish me a HAPPY BIRTHDAY
BUT
It never comes.
I then realise, that it is not so surprising, as it's no where near my birthday.
To all those that are celebrating a birthday today, hope it was a good one.
I now have to learn yet another emotion, "PAITIENCE"
At around this time every year, I await with such anticipation, The funny,furry,unexplainable,sweet,a sense of being loved type of feelings, that my family, friends, well wishers, even some of those that do not like me very much give to me.
How i wait and try to guess who will be the first one.
will it be my eldest daughter, or my second daughter, maybe my son, Nah, it will be my granddaughter "Princess Trinity", Maybe, just maybe, someone from here at CS will be the first.
What am i on about,
well, i often wonder at this time of year, who will be the FIRST to wish me a Happy Birthday. Talk about going from excitement, to disappointment, to eventually reality.
I do this to myself every year,
I wait allday for someone to wish me a HAPPY BIRTHDAY
BUTIt never comes.
I then realise, that it is not so surprising, as it's no where near my birthday.
To all those that are celebrating a birthday today, hope it was a good one.
I now have to learn yet another emotion, "PAITIENCE"
You Would Not Believe This!
This morning, lovely Kaybee from the forums made this new profile pic of me for her 2nd annual CS Christmas Advent Calendar.
Of course I was thrilled and honoured!
But.....the happiness was short-lived
That's because my 'WVM' figures suddenly skyrocketed!
Every single minute, there would be someone 'viewing' me. Some even returned to view me for the second or even third time!
You know, this could be nerve-wrecking because the more times they looked, there might be a chance that they might discover and realize that 'the body' does not actually belong to me
Even few fellow male bloggers here 'visited' me. Wanted a closer look, eh?
You know who you are 
Few of my 'regulars' wrote in and told me that they liked the new pic
However, nothing beats this one. I've got a 80 year-old man wrote me within seconds of viewing me!
I hate to burst his bubble but I still need to do it. Just in case he really thinks that I actually looked like that!
As I'm writing this, the numbers keep on increasing....I think I'm getting used to all these attention
and secretly liked it too
Hope you are enjoying your weekend coz I'm truly enjoying mine now, thanks to the talented Ms.Kaybee
Of course I was thrilled and honoured!
But.....the happiness was short-lived
That's because my 'WVM' figures suddenly skyrocketed!
Every single minute, there would be someone 'viewing' me. Some even returned to view me for the second or even third time!
You know, this could be nerve-wrecking because the more times they looked, there might be a chance that they might discover and realize that 'the body' does not actually belong to me
Even few fellow male bloggers here 'visited' me. Wanted a closer look, eh?
You know who you are Few of my 'regulars' wrote in and told me that they liked the new pic
However, nothing beats this one. I've got a 80 year-old man wrote me within seconds of viewing me!
I hate to burst his bubble but I still need to do it. Just in case he really thinks that I actually looked like that!
As I'm writing this, the numbers keep on increasing....I think I'm getting used to all these attention
and secretly liked it too Hope you are enjoying your weekend coz I'm truly enjoying mine now, thanks to the talented Ms.Kaybee
Horoscopes Reloaded 1
Sometimes a person can run out of ideas to blog about. When you are a compulsive blogger as I am and just have to blog, you can come up with the most boring themes.
Today is such a day and I thought it well to give you my take on people born under the Zodiac sign of Aries. It is not all my own work as I relied on copying and pasting to some extend. There were so many sites involved and I not going to give credit to anybody as the same content were often duplicated in other sites making it impossible to recognize the original poster. In fact, the internet is riddled with this topic and it must be hollow by now.
Aries
Birth date: 21 March - 19 April
Aries is a sheep… sorry, I mean a ram. Sheepishness is not in his nature (see Pisces in chapter 12). His nature is butting heads. Sheep say Baahhh. Rams say Baaahhkkk OFF - and you better. Every Aries is pushy and knows everything, and they always cut against convention; so just get out of the way, ok?
People born under this sign believe that God is an Aries, demand undue respect and will force people to address them as "Master" if given the opportunity. They will often sign off their emails with "Your Leader”, “Your Overlord”, or “Your Chief”, etc. They are the most likely to go off on wild campaigns like “Save The Black Rhino” and to hell with the white Rhino. They like to meddle in the affairs of other people and will think nothing about re-organizing the potted plants in a neighbor’s garden during the night.
They will rarely say one thing and do another - they usually do things without discussing it. Never point this out unless if you want your eyes pulled out through your nose. They love Pisceans because they make them feel well grounded.
They will use guns to describe philosophical concepts. Whether they live in a palace or a cardboard shack, they will insist until death that it is exactly what they always wanted.
They made all their life decisions as a toddler. Many will marry several times (just for the hell of it) but never divorce. Their spouses have many freak accidents resulting in death or crippling injury.
Aries is ruled by Mars, god of "I Win, you Lose".
If you have murderous intent then either you or the voices in your head were born under this star sign.
Well, this is my take on Aries. During the next few weeks, I will bring you the other star signs whenever I have nothing better to blog about.
A marvelous day to all of you. Hang tight, the weekend is closing in.
Today is such a day and I thought it well to give you my take on people born under the Zodiac sign of Aries. It is not all my own work as I relied on copying and pasting to some extend. There were so many sites involved and I not going to give credit to anybody as the same content were often duplicated in other sites making it impossible to recognize the original poster. In fact, the internet is riddled with this topic and it must be hollow by now.
Aries
Birth date: 21 March - 19 April
Aries is a sheep… sorry, I mean a ram. Sheepishness is not in his nature (see Pisces in chapter 12). His nature is butting heads. Sheep say Baahhh. Rams say Baaahhkkk OFF - and you better. Every Aries is pushy and knows everything, and they always cut against convention; so just get out of the way, ok?
People born under this sign believe that God is an Aries, demand undue respect and will force people to address them as "Master" if given the opportunity. They will often sign off their emails with "Your Leader”, “Your Overlord”, or “Your Chief”, etc. They are the most likely to go off on wild campaigns like “Save The Black Rhino” and to hell with the white Rhino. They like to meddle in the affairs of other people and will think nothing about re-organizing the potted plants in a neighbor’s garden during the night.
They will rarely say one thing and do another - they usually do things without discussing it. Never point this out unless if you want your eyes pulled out through your nose. They love Pisceans because they make them feel well grounded.
They will use guns to describe philosophical concepts. Whether they live in a palace or a cardboard shack, they will insist until death that it is exactly what they always wanted.
They made all their life decisions as a toddler. Many will marry several times (just for the hell of it) but never divorce. Their spouses have many freak accidents resulting in death or crippling injury.
Aries is ruled by Mars, god of "I Win, you Lose".
If you have murderous intent then either you or the voices in your head were born under this star sign.
Well, this is my take on Aries. During the next few weeks, I will bring you the other star signs whenever I have nothing better to blog about.
A marvelous day to all of you. Hang tight, the weekend is closing in.
Holiday Hot
Today is what I think of as holiday hot.
It would be so relaxing and soul fixing
to sit under a palm tree sipping a very
cold rum and coke with some fresh lime
floating in it while watching the young
ladies playing in the waves off the beach.
But it's just too damn hot for working.......
It would be so relaxing and soul fixing
to sit under a palm tree sipping a very
cold rum and coke with some fresh lime
floating in it while watching the young
ladies playing in the waves off the beach.
But it's just too damn hot for working.......
online today!
lol
Thomas is 32 years old and he is still single.
One day a friend asked, "Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?"
Thomas replied, "Actually, I've found many women I wanted to marry, but when I bring them home to meet my parents, my mother doesn't like them."
His friend thinks for a moment and says, "I've got the perfect solution, just find a girl who's just like your mother."
A few months later they meet again and his friend says, "Did you find the perfect girl? Did your mother like her?"
With a frown on his face, Thomas answers, "Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. You were right, my mother liked her very much."
The friend said, "Then what's the problem?"
Thomas replied, "My father doesn't like her."
One day a friend asked, "Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?"
Thomas replied, "Actually, I've found many women I wanted to marry, but when I bring them home to meet my parents, my mother doesn't like them."
His friend thinks for a moment and says, "I've got the perfect solution, just find a girl who's just like your mother."
A few months later they meet again and his friend says, "Did you find the perfect girl? Did your mother like her?"
With a frown on his face, Thomas answers, "Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. You were right, my mother liked her very much."
The friend said, "Then what's the problem?"
Thomas replied, "My father doesn't like her."
LIVIN IN THE SOUTH
Any body who lives in the South MAY (?) have heard some of these before.
...sharing for everybody who appreciates the humor ....and no offense meant to all people who live this Southern lifestyle! 
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A possum is a flat animal who sleeps in the middle of the road.
There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 of them live in the South.
There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 of them live in the South, plus a couple no one's seen before.
If it grows, it'll stick ya. If it crawls, it'll bite cha.
Onced and Twiced are words.
It is not a shopping cart, it is a buggy!
Jawl-P? means, Did you all go to the bathroom?
People actually grow, eat and like okra.
Fixinto is one word. It means I'm going to do that.
There is no such thing as lunch. There is only dinner and then there's supper.
Iced tea is appropriate for all meals and you start drinking it when you're two. We do like a little tea with our sugar. It is referred to as the Wine of the South. 
Backwards and forwards means I know everything about you.
The word jeet is actually a question meaning, 'Did you eat?'
You don't PUSH buttons, you MASH em.:
Ya'll is singular. All ya'll is plural.
All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable, grain, insect, or animal.
You carry jumper cables in your car - for your OWN car.
You only own five spices: salt, pepper, mustard, Tabasco and ketchup.
The local papers cover national and international news on one page, but require 6 pages for local high school sports, the motor sports, and gossip.
You think that the first day of deer season is a national holiday.
You know what a hissy fit is.
Fried catfish is the other white meat.
Wakee don't need no dang Driver's Ed. If our mama says we can drive, we can drive!!!
You understand these jokes and forward them to your Southern friends and those who just wish they were from the SOUTH:
...sharing for everybody who appreciates the humor ....and no offense meant to all people who live this Southern lifestyle! **************************************************************************
A possum is a flat animal who sleeps in the middle of the road.
There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 of them live in the South.
There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 of them live in the South, plus a couple no one's seen before.
If it grows, it'll stick ya. If it crawls, it'll bite cha.
Onced and Twiced are words.
It is not a shopping cart, it is a buggy!
Jawl-P? means, Did you all go to the bathroom?
People actually grow, eat and like okra.
Fixinto is one word. It means I'm going to do that.
There is no such thing as lunch. There is only dinner and then there's supper.
Iced tea is appropriate for all meals and you start drinking it when you're two. We do like a little tea with our sugar. It is referred to as the Wine of the South.
Backwards and forwards means I know everything about you.
The word jeet is actually a question meaning, 'Did you eat?'
You don't PUSH buttons, you MASH em.:
Ya'll is singular. All ya'll is plural.
All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable, grain, insect, or animal.
You carry jumper cables in your car - for your OWN car.
You only own five spices: salt, pepper, mustard, Tabasco and ketchup.
The local papers cover national and international news on one page, but require 6 pages for local high school sports, the motor sports, and gossip.
You think that the first day of deer season is a national holiday.
You know what a hissy fit is.
Fried catfish is the other white meat.
Wakee don't need no dang Driver's Ed. If our mama says we can drive, we can drive!!!
You understand these jokes and forward them to your Southern friends and those who just wish they were from the SOUTH:
Sensitive nick name!
As I had ever wrote in a blog before that since I changed my profile to 'ready for a new relationship' I immediately got less emails than before when it was 'not ready...' This is really strange and I do not know why! :)
Today, after long long time I didn't receive anything from anyone, I got email from a guy saying that he is from Australia and living in my city, unfortunately his nickname is so sensitive for me to reply him so I decide to add him in my block list!
But after blocked him I think maybe his nickname has some other meaning and not that bad as what was came up to my mind?? So, I decided to post it here to ask for members's opinion.
The nickname is '8inches2go'!
So, if you got a message from someone with this nick, what would you think??
I think bad about this becuase several times I got spam emails offering kind of medicines which saying that will help to make 'that thing' from man becomes big!! The email even guarantees at least 8inches!!
Is anyone here has same problems?
Today, after long long time I didn't receive anything from anyone, I got email from a guy saying that he is from Australia and living in my city, unfortunately his nickname is so sensitive for me to reply him so I decide to add him in my block list!
But after blocked him I think maybe his nickname has some other meaning and not that bad as what was came up to my mind?? So, I decided to post it here to ask for members's opinion.
The nickname is '8inches2go'!
So, if you got a message from someone with this nick, what would you think??
I think bad about this becuase several times I got spam emails offering kind of medicines which saying that will help to make 'that thing' from man becomes big!! The email even guarantees at least 8inches!!
Is anyone here has same problems?
Clever Words
1. ARBITRAITOR
A cook that leaves Arbys to work at McDonalds
2. BERNADETTE
The act of torching a mortgage.
3. BURGLARIZE
What a crook sees through
4. AVOIDABLE
What a bullfighter tries to do
5. COUNTERFEITER
Workers who put together kitchen cabinets
6. LEFT BANK
What the bank robbers did when their bag
was full of money.
7. HEROES
What a man in a boat does
8. PARASITES
What you see from the Eiffel Tower
9. PARADOX
Two physicians
10. PHARMACIST
A helper on a farm
11. RELIEF
What trees do in the spring
12. RUBBERNECK
What you do to relax your wife
13. SELFISH
What the owner of a seafood store does
14. SUDAFED
Brought litigation against a government official
8. PARASITES
What you see from the Eiffel Tower
9. PARADOX
Two physicians
10. PHARMACIST
A helper on a farm
11. RELIEF
What trees do in the spring
12. RUBBERNECK
What you do to relax your wife
13. SELFISH
What the owner of a seafood store does
14. SUDAFED
Brought litigation against a government official
A cook that leaves Arbys to work at McDonalds
2. BERNADETTE
The act of torching a mortgage.
3. BURGLARIZE
What a crook sees through
4. AVOIDABLE
What a bullfighter tries to do
5. COUNTERFEITER
Workers who put together kitchen cabinets
6. LEFT BANK
What the bank robbers did when their bag
was full of money.
7. HEROES
What a man in a boat does
8. PARASITES
What you see from the Eiffel Tower
9. PARADOX
Two physicians
10. PHARMACIST
A helper on a farm
11. RELIEF
What trees do in the spring
12. RUBBERNECK
What you do to relax your wife
13. SELFISH
What the owner of a seafood store does
14. SUDAFED
Brought litigation against a government official
8. PARASITES
What you see from the Eiffel Tower
9. PARADOX
Two physicians
10. PHARMACIST
A helper on a farm
11. RELIEF
What trees do in the spring
12. RUBBERNECK
What you do to relax your wife
13. SELFISH
What the owner of a seafood store does
14. SUDAFED
Brought litigation against a government official
online today!
Ecotarians
Ecoterians
We have all heard of vegetarians and the more sinister vegans but there is a new group out there called Ecoterians.
They will only eat recyclable materials, no animals or vegetables are consumed at all.
Some examples:-
The Martin family from London only eat recycled bricks, sometimes in dust form other times in small pieces; although completely toothless they all seem to be in good health.
A sect in Cork, Ireland live purely on old kitchen furniture, they find these in skips and dumped on the roadside, the leader Paddy O’Kelly said it was great as a single old kitchen feeds his followers for weeks. The spokesman mentioned that because he had scurvy he was suffering and had to eat McDonald’s burgers.
Other less extreme Ecoterians live on cardboard and plastics and there are numerous recipe books available that will help new followers transitioning from normal foods to recyclable items.
Would you become an Ecotarian? If so what items would you eat?
We have all heard of vegetarians and the more sinister vegans but there is a new group out there called Ecoterians.
They will only eat recyclable materials, no animals or vegetables are consumed at all.
Some examples:-
The Martin family from London only eat recycled bricks, sometimes in dust form other times in small pieces; although completely toothless they all seem to be in good health.
A sect in Cork, Ireland live purely on old kitchen furniture, they find these in skips and dumped on the roadside, the leader Paddy O’Kelly said it was great as a single old kitchen feeds his followers for weeks. The spokesman mentioned that because he had scurvy he was suffering and had to eat McDonald’s burgers.
Other less extreme Ecoterians live on cardboard and plastics and there are numerous recipe books available that will help new followers transitioning from normal foods to recyclable items.
Would you become an Ecotarian? If so what items would you eat?
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