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Strange!
Uhmm... It has been so long I was too busy to log in here until today is a VERY HOT day in my city and the house has no electricity due to something has just broken somewhere and someone is fixing it!!
It's difficult to sleep even midnight at around 30 degree (I guess)... Hixhix :(
So, in the bed reading around and suddenly I remember that I have an account here so I log in to check! The strange thing is that since I changed my profile to 'I'm now ready for a new relationship' I got almost NO email at all!!
before it was 'I have a broken heart and I'm not ready for a new relationship' by that time I received few emails per day!!
Actually, I'm now enjoying my single life a lot! I feel good with everything now! Just I feel strange that I receive NO EMAILS AT ALL since I said I'm ready for a new relationship on here!
For that, perhaps I have to be single until end of my life... :(
Single is good but somehow I still think if there is someone able to make me feel want to be in love again would be better, don't you think the same?
It's difficult to sleep even midnight at around 30 degree (I guess)... Hixhix :(
So, in the bed reading around and suddenly I remember that I have an account here so I log in to check! The strange thing is that since I changed my profile to 'I'm now ready for a new relationship' I got almost NO email at all!!
before it was 'I have a broken heart and I'm not ready for a new relationship' by that time I received few emails per day!! Actually, I'm now enjoying my single life a lot! I feel good with everything now! Just I feel strange that I receive NO EMAILS AT ALL since I said I'm ready for a new relationship on here!
For that, perhaps I have to be single until end of my life... :(
Single is good but somehow I still think if there is someone able to make me feel want to be in love again would be better, don't you think the same?
Heard tonight on 'Comics Unleashed'
"You know you've gotten old, when your favorite candy is.....Tums." 
Also,
"I don't see what the problem with gays is. It makes it a lot easier for me.
It eliminates most of the pretty guys and the dyke-ish women from the dating pool."
Also,
"I don't see what the problem with gays is. It makes it a lot easier for me.
It eliminates most of the pretty guys and the dyke-ish women from the dating pool."
Satire - Newly named business head
Andy, quick as a bunny to hop on the news of the convening of the grand jury regarding crimes in the Trump businesses and a not too farfetched defense by the 'stable genius'. .
Today from The New Yorker;
. Today from The New Yorker;
In response to:
Satire from The Borowitz Report
As Grand Jury Convenes, Trump Changes Name of His Company to Eric Trump Organization
By Andy Borowitz
May 26, 2021
NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)—After news broke that the Manhattan District Attorney was convening a grand jury, Donald J. Trump changed the name of his company to the Eric Trump Organization.
The former President made the announcement in a press conference at his signature Manhattan building, the newly renamed Eric Trump Tower.
“Changing the name of the company is no big deal,” he said. “It’s going to be the same company that it’s always been—with Eric Trump running the show and me just following his orders.”
“It’s only fitting to call this company the Eric Trump Organization, because Eric is responsible for everything it has ever done,” he added. “This is long overdue.”
Asked about the grand jury, Trump said, “From what I’ve heard, they’re going to be looking into Eric’s businesses quite strongly. I hope he hasn’t gotten himself into a big mess. He’s been a great boss to work for all these years, and I wish him well.”
Satire from The Borowitz Report
As Grand Jury Convenes, Trump Changes Name of His Company to Eric Trump Organization
By Andy Borowitz
May 26, 2021
NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)—After news broke that the Manhattan District Attorney was convening a grand jury, Donald J. Trump changed the name of his company to the Eric Trump Organization.
The former President made the announcement in a press conference at his signature Manhattan building, the newly renamed Eric Trump Tower.
“Changing the name of the company is no big deal,” he said. “It’s going to be the same company that it’s always been—with Eric Trump running the show and me just following his orders.”
“It’s only fitting to call this company the Eric Trump Organization, because Eric is responsible for everything it has ever done,” he added. “This is long overdue.”
Asked about the grand jury, Trump said, “From what I’ve heard, they’re going to be looking into Eric’s businesses quite strongly. I hope he hasn’t gotten himself into a big mess. He’s been a great boss to work for all these years, and I wish him well.”
You call that an investigation ?
Brand new offering from Andy Borowitz 
Seriously, what a sham of an investigation. They didn't even interview Dr. Ford, or another accuser.
They never interviewed Kavanaugh's college roommate.
It seems 5 days was not nearly enough of an investigation, not that I guessed it would be.
In response to:
Satire from The Borowitz Report
By Andy Borowitz
10:28 A.M.
Nation’s Criminals Ask for F.B.I. Investigation Kavanaugh Just Got
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In the latest controversy to envelop the Supreme Court nominee, criminals across the United States are demanding that their cases receive the kind of F.B.I. investigation that Brett Kavanaugh just got.
From coast to coast, perpetrators of crimes ranging from arson to bank robbery are arguing that, if the F.B.I. investigates them at all, such investigations should be extremely limited in scope.
Harland Dorrinson, a criminal lawyer in Cleveland, said that his clients have followed the Kavanaugh probe “with great interest” and see it as “tailor-made” for the crimes for which they stand accused.
“My clients are asking that the F.B.I. investigate them for no more than five days and only talk to the witnesses I designate,” Dorrinson said. “We think this could be a huge time saver for everybody.”
One of his clients, Denton Faldo, currently faces twenty criminal counts of cooking and selling meth, but wants the F.B.I. to investigate only an unrelated speeding violation.
“It’s important that the F.B.I. wrap up this investigation by Friday and release me from jail in time for the weekend,” Faldo said. “A man’s life is in tatters.”
Andy Borowitz is the New York Times best-selling author of “The 50 Funniest American Writers,”
and a comedian who has written for The New Yorker since 1998.
He writes the Borowitz Report, a satirical column on the news, for newyorker.com.
Satire from The Borowitz Report
By Andy Borowitz
10:28 A.M.
Nation’s Criminals Ask for F.B.I. Investigation Kavanaugh Just Got
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In the latest controversy to envelop the Supreme Court nominee, criminals across the United States are demanding that their cases receive the kind of F.B.I. investigation that Brett Kavanaugh just got.
From coast to coast, perpetrators of crimes ranging from arson to bank robbery are arguing that, if the F.B.I. investigates them at all, such investigations should be extremely limited in scope.
Harland Dorrinson, a criminal lawyer in Cleveland, said that his clients have followed the Kavanaugh probe “with great interest” and see it as “tailor-made” for the crimes for which they stand accused.
“My clients are asking that the F.B.I. investigate them for no more than five days and only talk to the witnesses I designate,” Dorrinson said. “We think this could be a huge time saver for everybody.”
One of his clients, Denton Faldo, currently faces twenty criminal counts of cooking and selling meth, but wants the F.B.I. to investigate only an unrelated speeding violation.
“It’s important that the F.B.I. wrap up this investigation by Friday and release me from jail in time for the weekend,” Faldo said. “A man’s life is in tatters.”
Andy Borowitz is the New York Times best-selling author of “The 50 Funniest American Writers,”
and a comedian who has written for The New Yorker since 1998.
He writes the Borowitz Report, a satirical column on the news, for newyorker.com.
Seriously, what a sham of an investigation. They didn't even interview Dr. Ford, or another accuser.
They never interviewed Kavanaugh's college roommate.
It seems 5 days was not nearly enough of an investigation, not that I guessed it would be.
How Do You Like Your Eggs?
Woke up early morning here...was expecting a plumber at 8am...I fell asleep while waiting...he finally showed up at 11am and woke me up from my erotic dream
Well, he's busy in the bathroom right now, I made him a cup of coffee, I'm enjoying my first cup of coffee and thinking what to have for breakfast.
I thought of some egg omelette, went to check what I have in the fridge and found only 1 egg 
I baked some yummy sponge cake last night and used up most of the eggs. With only 1 egg...I hate boiled eggs so I'm debating a fried egg, a little over easy or omelette with tomatoes,spring onions, mushroom, pepper, sausage and lots of cheese. It sounds like stir-fried veggies with an egg really
I like my egg fried, on both side but with the yolk a bit runny, just a tiny bit. I don't like saggy eggs, too soft or gooey...I like it fresh, firm...runny but rigid...easier to handle, makes me want to nibble and nibble
What about you...what kind of eggs do you have...how do you like it?
Cold and gloomy day here...hope yours there is brighter and warmer
Well, he's busy in the bathroom right now, I made him a cup of coffee, I'm enjoying my first cup of coffee and thinking what to have for breakfast.
I thought of some egg omelette, went to check what I have in the fridge and found only 1 egg I baked some yummy sponge cake last night and used up most of the eggs. With only 1 egg...I hate boiled eggs so I'm debating a fried egg, a little over easy or omelette with tomatoes,spring onions, mushroom, pepper, sausage and lots of cheese. It sounds like stir-fried veggies with an egg really I like my egg fried, on both side but with the yolk a bit runny, just a tiny bit. I don't like saggy eggs, too soft or gooey...I like it fresh, firm...runny but rigid...easier to handle, makes me want to nibble and nibble
What about you...what kind of eggs do you have...how do you like it?
Cold and gloomy day here...hope yours there is brighter and warmer
Dr. Fauci's smoothest move yet !
Yesterday in The New Yorker;
Hopefully, this non-essential employee will also lose his cell phone.
In response to:
Satire from The Borowitz Report
Fauci Urges Non-Essential Worker to Go Home
By Andy Borowitz
April 3, 2020
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Dr. Anthony Fauci has urged a non-essential employee of the White House Coronavirus Task Force to go home immediately, Fauci confirmed on Friday.
Speaking to reporters, the esteemed virologist said that he made the decision to expel the worker for “the health and safety of others.”
“He said that he felt fine coming to work every day,” Fauci said. “I told him, ‘You may feel fine, but by coming into work you are endangering the lives of countless others.’ ”
Fauci said that his decision to send the non-essential worker home was based on the most recent scientific findings.
“What we’re learning is that breathing and talking can put lives in jeopardy, and this one worker did more breathing and talking than anyone else on the team,” he said.
The employee is expected to spend fourteen hours a day in isolation watching television, a two-hour increase from his normal routine.
Andy Borowitz is a Times best-selling author and a comedian
who has written for The New Yorker since 1998.
He writes The Borowitz Report, a satirical column on the news.
Satire from The Borowitz Report
Fauci Urges Non-Essential Worker to Go Home
By Andy Borowitz
April 3, 2020
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Dr. Anthony Fauci has urged a non-essential employee of the White House Coronavirus Task Force to go home immediately, Fauci confirmed on Friday.
Speaking to reporters, the esteemed virologist said that he made the decision to expel the worker for “the health and safety of others.”
“He said that he felt fine coming to work every day,” Fauci said. “I told him, ‘You may feel fine, but by coming into work you are endangering the lives of countless others.’ ”
Fauci said that his decision to send the non-essential worker home was based on the most recent scientific findings.
“What we’re learning is that breathing and talking can put lives in jeopardy, and this one worker did more breathing and talking than anyone else on the team,” he said.
The employee is expected to spend fourteen hours a day in isolation watching television, a two-hour increase from his normal routine.
Andy Borowitz is a Times best-selling author and a comedian
who has written for The New Yorker since 1998.
He writes The Borowitz Report, a satirical column on the news.
Hopefully, this non-essential employee will also lose his cell phone.
Better than a Flu Shot!
Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.
One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.
As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a cut glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated of all things, a condom!
When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist.
'Miss Beatrice', he said, 'I wonder if you would tell me about this... pointing to the bowl.
'Oh, yes,' she replied, 'Isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground. The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter.
One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.
As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a cut glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated of all things, a condom!
When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist.
'Miss Beatrice', he said, 'I wonder if you would tell me about this... pointing to the bowl.
'Oh, yes,' she replied, 'Isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground. The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter.
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