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Never in my whole life would I imagine that the day would come that my hands would consume more alcohol than my mouth!!!

True what they say: This is the New Now. Terrible.

WARNING:



Everyone - please raise your glasses and join me in toasting our antique man…a gentleman of high principles, one who never gives in to any temptation, so modest that no matter how hard I tried, he never posted a shirtless photo. This man is a real deal…somebody out there will be very lucky to have this gorgeous junk…errr I mean hunk!

Here’s to JOHNNY who turns 43 today …




Please have fun, be merry, get drunk, get stoned, get lusty… tonight is the night!

This party is sponsored by the following:

For your own protection, please grab a packet or two before you join the VHS area and watch any of those lusty movies that Robert and Big Richard have prepared…and Charlie Hoarse is giving away free weeds and cigars tonight...keep it safe!!!


For those who would like to liven up the party, please fill up the form and wear the following shirt:




In our “ adult” area, Angel is giving away, for FREE …accessories that could help you feel comfortable and enjoy the party, so don’t hesitate to grab any of these should the need arise.





For those who feel they are too old for this party, please proceed to the pool area. Foods and drinks are all free but don’t forget to give Ken a big smile when you grab some those yummy BBQs…he’s in charge of the grill and the dancers… Ken, fire it up!

The first male and female who greets Johnny in comments section will take home a fantastic surprise gift!!!

Angel is paying the bill so eat and drink all you can and have fun everyone!

Been There, Done That ?

According to Wikipedia:

Menopause, also known as the climacteric, is the time in most women's lives when menstrual periods stop permanently, and they are no longer able to have children , a natural change that typically occurs between 45 and 55 years of age. It can occur earlier in those who smoke tobacco. Other causes include surgery that removes both ovaries, or some types of chemotherapy. At the physiological level, menopause happens because of a decrease in the ovaries' production of the hormones estrogen and progesterone.

Symptoms:

* Dyspareunia is painful s*xual intercourse due to medical or psychological causes. The pain can primarily be on the external surface of the genitalia, or deeper in the pelvis upon deep pressure against the cervix. It can affect a small portion of the vulva or va*ina or be felt all over the surface

* Vaginal dryness

* Atrophic vaginitis (also known as vaginal atrophy, vulvovaginal atrophy, or urogenital atrophy) is an inflammation of thevagina (and the outer urinary tract) due to the thinning and shrinking of the tissues, as well as decreased lubrication. These symptoms are due to a lack of the reproductive hormone estrogen.

Other physical symptoms of menopause include: lack of energy, joint soreness, stiffness, back pain, breast enlargement, breast pain, heart palpitations, headache, dizziness, dry, itchy skin, thinning, tingling skin, weight gain, urinary incontinence, urinary urgency, interrupted sleeping patterns, heavy night sweats, hot flashes.

Psychological symptoms include: anxiety, poor memory, inability to concentrate, depressive mood, irritability,mood swings,less interest in s*xual activity.

Yes, Yes, we all know about menopause...

This blog is not to educate others about menopause...as I haven't experienced it yet...not looking forward to it tho! 'Was sitting with friends yesterday and this topic came up. Most of my friends here in Jordan are either going through menopause or were already there. Symptoms they are going/went through are exactly what I read about on the internet and books but in most "s*xual" topics here on blogs and forum, many women who are past the menopausal age claimed to be "hotter" after menopause...this is contradicting science and what I've heard from those who went through it ...makes me wonder if they're simply BSing and "wet dreaming" here ? Many here claimed to be very sexually active after menopause...more than ever and looking for a nicely packaged hot tall, dark and handsome man who has all the right qualities...won't settle for less than great sex...seriously?

Here is a great place to read and learn from the experiences of others but it seems many here are in denial of their decline and failures in life...who are we kidding ?

Most of my friends who are going through menopause or been there said that they're no longer interested in dating...menopause makes them feel sexually unattractive and "old". This doesn't make me look forward to my menopausal days at all

For the men:

Would you date a woman who's going through menopause and experiencing those symptoms above ?

Women often have great expectations for what to do on a first date. Stated in many profiles I've seen, they want those romantic walks along the ocean. Guys, be wary of such requests, especially if the women lives in a city like Albuquerque, New Mexico or Denver, Colorado. You know, places that are more than a days drive from an ocean!



Before you get started... think first before contacting her. If she made the first move by contacting you... think first before replying.

Know what you could be getting into right from the start.

This has been my PSA (Public Service Announcement) for the month of August.



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A parrot or a dog a parrot reports and shites on command......A dog stays with you for life accepts you 4 you and is as loyal as.....well if your a dog lover you'll know........

It was a wild idea a few years ago and now it's up where the U.S. Senate has passed a bill that could ban TikTok unless its Chinese parent company, ByteDance, divests from it.

Just think of all the FREE TIME people will have if they weren't posting hundreds of thousands of 'look at me' while I change my clothing videos!



Or moon-walk videos:
@michaeljacksonviral/video/7333224062103129387
@javierr/video/7329248899690925354

PLUMBER:
We're #1 in the #2 business.

ELECTRICIAN:
Our prices won't shock you.

SANDWICH SHOP:
Let's MEAT for lunch.

DENTIST:
I do my business in your mouth.

WELL DIGGING SERVICE:
Your hole is my goal.

VETERINARIAN:
Every litter bit helps.

BODY SHOP:
We meet our customers by accident.

POWER COMPANY:
We don't keep our customers n the dark.

RADIATOR REPAIR SHOP:
The best place around to take a leak.

TAXIDERMIST:
We really know our stuff.

DOG KENNEL:
It's a ruff life here.

LUMBER YARD:
See us for a good piece of ash.

AQUARIUM SERVICE:
There's something fishy about our business.



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My office provides ball point pens in black, blue and red.
I won't mention a brand name, but they are called Wow!
Unless the paper you write on is a writing tablet, you have a good chance it will skip.
Anything that came through a laser printer is prone to make these pens skip.
I was in a client meeting and my pen wasn't cooperating with me. I pulled out a spare and it did the same.
Not getting angry, I remarked "It's my Wow! pen"
My client looked puzzled and I explained while pointing to the scribbles on the edge of the paper (trying to get it to write)
When this happens, I say "Wow, what a horrible pen."



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I was looking at old photos of my father taken when he was around my age. He had less hair than me. Very thin on top, but I'm the one with more grey hair. Grandmothers on both sides of the family had white hair at an early age.

My uncle (on my mothers side) was going bald in his 50's and parted his hair just above his left ear. He put some 'snot -like' hair creme on and combed his hair around to the other side (like the guard rail of the highway) and when that cream dried, the whole hairdo was hard to the touch. He could drive in his convertible with the top down and not one hair moved out of place.

I remember when he came to Florida on vacation (from New York) and was playing in the pool. The side by the part was nearly 10" long and draped down over his shoulder!

One of my friends had shoulder length hair and losing it fast. If you know the comedian Gallagher, it looked the same... tied in a straggly pony tail. His girlfriend convinced him to shave it all off and he did, sending out emails with his new photo titled 'A star is born'

Hair today... gone tomorrow.


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