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So Two Old Boys are outside the home having a relaxing walk by the banks of
The River when one chances to look down and see a frog that is bizarelly wearing
An amazing gold crown (like that of a princess)
The frog in a softly spoken voice tells them she has been cast under a nasty spell
But lf one of them will kiss her on the lips and break the spell she will be lndebted
To him and will let him have a night of passion as a reward.
He duly considers this but proceeds to grab the frog and fastens lt lnto his pocket
And walks back towards the home for the elderly. His mate cannot believe his eyes
And asks "What on earth are you playing at ? ". His buddy calmly replies "Would
You ever cop yourself on. We have well had our day with that stuff and at our time
Of life we will have more fun with A TALKING FROG

Sadly, a short time later one of them passed on Yes, after releasing
The frog into the wild *For the Humanitarians*
His buddy was out walking alone when he could have swore he could hear his Old
Mucker whistling Sure enough lt was he. They chatted very briefly but he said
He had to get back as he had been granted one last look at the Earth he had just left.
"Tell me Jack before you go back, ls there Cricket ln Heaven ? ".
He told him how wonderful a place lt was and how they had every training facility and
Coaching etc. You would ever need. With a tinge of sadness then he asked his old
Buddy how he had been doing.He was getting over an awful cold and told him so.
"Why do you ask me that, Jack ? "
"Its just that we are playing our first game next Tuesday and they have You down to
Open The Batting

Read on a profile there today
Treat me like A Queen l will treat you like A King
Treat me like A game l will show you how lt ls played .

SEMINAR FOR WOMEN

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A group of women were at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with their husbands. The women were asked, "How many of you love your husband? All the women raised their hands.

Then they were asked, "When was the last time you told your husband you loved him?" Some women answered today, a few yesterday, and some couldn't remember. The women were then told to take out their cell phones and text their husband: "I love you, sweetheart."

Next the women were instructed to exchange phones with one another and read aloud the text message they received in response to their message.

Below are 11 replies. If you have been married for quite a while, you understand that these replies are a sign of true love. Who else would reply this way?

1. Who the hell is this?

2. Eh, mother of my children, are you sick or what?

3. Yeah, and I love you too. What's wrong?

4. What now? Did you wreck the car again?

5. I don't understand what you mean?

6. What the hell did you do now?

7. Don't beat about the bush, just tell me how much you need?

8. Am I dreaming?

9. If you don't tell me who this message is actually for, someone will die.

10. I thought we agreed you wouldn't drink during the day.

11. Your mother is coming to stay with us, isn't she?

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Kinda tugs at the heart, doesn't it?

I'm thinking of creating a website exclusively for jilted lovers. They would be able to create an account (for a fee, of course) and every time they suffer from a broken love affair, divorce, or unrequited love, they can log in and bash the offender and their gender until the cows come home.

It would be perfect, because the other members would all agree with the dumped one and the victim's pity party would be non-stop and full of the agony of defeat, the bitter sweet anguish of despair and lots of supportive wailing at the injustice of it all.

What do you think? Do you think it's a viable idea?

Once again, another crime by Donald J. Trump was revealed from 1997. Trump back in 1997 had once tore off a mattress tag.

Marina Machete, who was crowned Miss Portugal last week, and Rikkie Valerie Kolle, who became Miss Netherlands in July, will be among the 90 contestants.

c*ck in a frock!
This is one of the reasons this world is so messed up. Why cant they organize a transgender pageant for these people? They are insulting people that can give birth and that has the ability to be remembered as loving mothers with a vag!na not a pen!s.

If you're in favor of this screwed up rabbits start your own blog.





Live and let live but is it necessary to indulge in something that you're NOT?

They are enough of these types around to start a pageant of sorts that will please most that endorse this, leave WOMEN'S beauty pageants alone. Why try and force your way into somewhere you don't belong?

All this said with much love to transgender lovies on CS.

Im late for my nap

Say what you like about keys or keys. The only keys are the keys, right?

If you don't agree, then keys my arse!