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There's a BIG balloon outside?

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optimisticmeonline today!

If you could call your younger self…. What would you say?

Calling long distance , hi, your me, please don’t ride that bike today,
Don’t ever eat McDonalds, don’t tell dad you found his porno, don’t fall
In line too easily, don’t be what you don’t want to be, admit when your
Wrong, be strong, don’t climb on a roof, don’t hit a bullet with a hammer,
Don’t do magic swallowing a coin, don’t set fire to mothers curtains, if you
See a girl who looks nice, run!, and definitely don’t marry her, and if you are
Ever offered a green or a red pill,,,,,,,shoot the f**ker!
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Gentlejim

New Driver

Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to the driveway, and climbs in the car, where he is going to take them for a ride for the first time. Dad immediately heads for the back seat, directly behind the newly minted driver. "I'll bet you're back there to get a change of scenery after all those months of sitting in the front passenger seat teaching me how to drive," says the beaming boy to his father. "Nope," comes dad's reply, "I'm gonna sit here and kick the back of your seat as you drive, just like you've been doing to me all these years."

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FLYJAMESonline today!

The New Bug,

FOXITIS This is the new bug, that has been around for some time.

Just to think of Foxitis makes me laugh..

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Elegsabiff

Cat?

Is South Africa still there? Cat, Bea, Lukeon, Candy, guys???

Okay, I can see Snookums. And Cocheta commented on my blog. But the rest of you guys are keeping extremely quiet. If the bottom end of SA broke off, taking PE with it, I'm assuming someone would have said something. I don't really keep up with world news, but you'd think ...

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Track16online today!

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A young fella was visiting his grandfather in the mountains one weekend. He figured that he would cook supper for for them both. He reached up in the cupboard and grabs some dishes, he looks at them and says "grandfather, do you wash your dishes?" His grandfather replies "they are so clean as cold water can get them" so the young fella thinks it over and says "well ok, sure, why not".

He cooks supper and they both sit down and start eating. After they had finished, he grandfather asks is he would like to go up the mountain for a walk, he says "sure". On his way to the porch, his grandfather says "while your out there, can you grab a can of dog food, I got to feed cold water before we leave".
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Willy3411

Marksman shoots water tower - The result is hilarious

Whoever shot the Kingsland, AR water tower is a good shot.

Looks like the silhouette of Johnny Cash has got to go!

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Track16online today!

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Shortly after take-off aboard an Air Canada flight from St. John's to Boston, the head flight attendant nervously said, "I don't know how this happened but we have 103 passengers on board and unfortunately we received only 40 dinners. I truly apologize for this mistake and
inconvenience." While the passengers muttered among themselves, she continued, "Anyone who is kind enough to give up their meal so that
someone else can eat will receive free and unlimited drinks for the duration of the flight."

Her next announcement came about 2 hours
later. "If anyone is hungry, we still have 40 dinners available."
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Track16online today!

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A mother and father took their 6 year old son to a nude beach. As the boy walked along the beach, he noticed that some of the ladies had boobs bigger than his mother's, and asked her why.
She told her son, "The bigger they are the dumber the person is."
The boy, pleased with the answer, goes to play in the ocean but returns to tell his mother that many of the men have larger willies than his dad. His mother replied, "The bigger they are the dumber the person is."
Again satisfied with this answer, the boy returns to the ocean to play.
Shortly after, the boy returned again. He promptly tells his mother, "Daddy is talking to the dumbest girl on the beach and the longer he talks, the dumber he gets."
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JimNastics

Trump background music

There's been quite a few times that musicians have complained,
that Trump has used their music as background without their permission.
Honestly it's happened a lot. They simply don't want to be identified with
a lying corrupt demagogue.
Here's an alphabetical partial list;

1 Adele
2 Aerosmith
3 The Beatles
4 Bruce Springsteen
5 Eddy Grant
6 Elton John
7 Guns N' Roses
8 Leonard Cohen
9 Linkin Park
10 Luciano Pavarotti
11 Neil Young
12 Nickelback
13 Panic at the Disco
14 Pharrell Williams
15 Prince
16 Queen
17 R.E.M
18 Rihanna
19 The Rolling Stones
20 Tom Petty
21 Village People

But here I am to the rescue.
I don't think anyone would object if the music was truth in advertising.
Considering how most of the dumb attendees to Trump's rallies don't socially distance and
don't wear face masks.
Here's a song that Trump SHOULD use;

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