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Hi ladies and gentlemen,

Please beware of some bogus profiles on this site. As for those guys who prefer china dolls, a few profiles in the China division are fakes. These 'ladies' will lead u to a dating site call gagamatch.com. Is a fraudulent site where they scam translation and buying gifts money. You need to pay to chat with your dream lover. The best of all is that u will never ever get to hear their voices. The profile pics in this site are actually models from some modeling agencies. So is vice versa for the ladies. Please beware and hope that no one here has gotten sucker into this scam.
Jeff

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Here's some tea/coffee to go with it

Happy April Fool Day

Get a possesive personality type female, so she thinks everything thats yours is now hers. Keep her on a string.
When the mobs, troublemakers or chess players come to take your stuff, you call her.
Just make sure, she doesnt live next door to you though.
I think Ill play my ex scorpio girlfriend off against my fat old female scorpio neighbour and her family who are trying to drive me out and take what is mine.

I hate the word mine, but its not hers, even though the neighbour thinks me and anything I have is hers.

And my exe is nice and young, and full of trouble.

And I have an escape plan, I tell my ex when I can sell, this is her ticket out of this town aswell, and she is banking on that, and any money that might available.
she doesnt want to be imprisoned here for ever in this town, if she can help it. just to end up another drunk, even though her chances of ever getting out of her hole are close to zero and her worst fears will probably come true.

And I wont be using her really, cause she can tag along with me if she wants, its her choice.

This is how you use the services of an unpaid bodyguard so to speak, unless she can outsmart me and I pay the price, then maybe it would have been cheaper to hire a bodyguard to stand outside.

Methinks we ALL do!! Everybody, even animals need hugs

So c'mere! Get your much needed hugs here and they are free unless given out by our Angelpepper!!












































Last but not least, a pic of my Miu Miu hugging me one cold rainy night. She disappeared a week later and have not been back since...



Sorry for the obscenity of this pic....





Happy Thursday folks. Lots of warm hugs from hot Malaysia!

1)Can you cry under water?
2)Do the fishes ever get thirsty?
3)Why do not birds fall out of trees when they sleep?
4)What do you call a male lady bird?
5)Why is it called building when it's already built?
6)When they say''dog food is new and improved in taste''.
7)If money does not grow on trees then why banks have branches?
8)Why does a round pizza come in square box?
9)Why does not glue stick to its bottle?

when a man says "you have a very special place in my heart"what is he saying?this was said to me by my ex...which I still love ..after nearly a year apart....

Can anybody please tell me where I can get a round tuit. These tuits are very scarce; especially the round ones. I will need a dozen or two of these round tuits, regardless of the cost.

I don’t think I would have to pay import duties as they are definitely not being manufactured here in South Africa.

I need them urgently, as for years now I had to listen to people telling me that they will do something as soon as they get a round tuit. I want these round tuits so I can give each of these people their very own round tuit, so I can tell them that now that they got a round tuit they must get off their butts and get around to it!

Dry your tear
and stop acting queer
Have no fear
Just get it in gear
and grab someone dear
who lives quite near
then pour some beer
and spread the cheer
The weekend is here !!






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