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Ooops!! Keith has some explaining to do!!.. A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said £50.00. Why so little?" she a...	337	2	0	Nov 2021	Nov 2021	May 10
prescription only works.....hahaha A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, right up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy so...	293	0	0	Nov 2021	Nov 2021	Apr 24
That’s where we are headed....... CALLER: Is this Gordon's Pizza? GOOGLE: No sir, it's Google Pizza. CALLER: I must have dialed a wrong number. Sorry. GOOGLE: No sir, Google...	448	6	0	Nov 2021	Nov 2021	Apr 26
I just don't believe it....hahaha A farmer was sitting in the neighborhood bar getting drunk. A man came in and asked the farmer, “Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day,...	290	0	0	Nov 2021	Nov 2021	May 11
Laughing. Is... a good medicine... ... 1. What's the difference between stress, tension, panic and tragedy. . ?Stress is when wife is pregnant;? ?Tension is when girlfriend is pregna...	380	2	1	Nov 2021	Nov 2021	May 11
She A. Clever manipulator... Early morning husband woke up and ask his wife: "Would you like to join me for jogging?" Wife: "Ohh. So you mean to say I am fat?" Hubby: "No. J...	387	3	1	Nov 2021	Nov 2021	May 11
Please Answer.... This lady living near building to me.... Mary her name is...she is living alone For many years now....she separated From her husband...her sons...m...	616	11	0	Nov 2021	Nov 2021	14 hrs ago
Are you really ready to get married? During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer: “Look, I’ll give you $100 if you’ll change the wedding vows. When...	470	2	1	Nov 2021	Nov 2021	17 hrs ago

Honest man $7500/...hahaha A man finds a wallet with $7000 in it. A few days later, he reads a notice stating that a wealthy man has lost his wallet and is offering a $500 re...	591	5	1	Nov 2021	Nov 2021	May 9
A Simple balanced life...... The simple balanced.... life is the best life No worries, just living life,go to work,go to the store,no crime,No hassles from anybody,just...	603	9	1	Oct 2021	Nov 2021	May 4
Then the officer fainted!!! One day, the police raided a whole group of prostitutes at a sex party in a hotel and Lulu was among them: The police took them outside and had all...	295	0	0	Oct 2021	Oct 2021	Apr 24
Unknown phenomena ......2 Forecasting Future events.....some people ask Why normally....bad events are only told.... By anyone who reads future. Because to help the in...	522	5	0	Oct 2021	Oct 2021	12 hrs ago
Verdict?……NOT GUILTY!!!! ???? LITTLE OLD LADY IN COURT ???? Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age? Old Lady: I am 94 years old. Defense Attorney: Will you...	343	0	0	Oct 2021	Oct 2021	May 11
smart old man, played his cards safe... A woman decides to have a face lift for her 50th birthday. She spends $15,000 and looks sensational. On her way home, she stops at a news stand to bu...	345	1	0	Oct 2021	Oct 2021	20 hrs ago
The joke's on her..... So four dudes spend weeks planning the perfect camping and fishing trip to a remote and disconnected spot. Two days before they are due to leave, Dav...	299	0	0	Oct 2021	Oct 2021	May 15
Sometimes you feel like a nut.... As I stepped out of the shower, I heard someone in my kitchen downstairs. Knowing that my wife was out, I grabbed my 1903 heirloom rifl*e-- which no l...	292	0	0	Oct 2021	Oct 2021	May 15
Man!!! Am I in LOVE..seriously!!! I finding difficult To sleep I keep on thinking About him Looks like I am gone Mad....I know this Is too early to say.. But...I am not able To...	580	8	0	Oct 2021	Oct 2021	May 15
Fun blog...joinup.. Pick up Whatsapp...makeup...Putup Pop up,stay up,sun up,roll up,set up and throw up... Getup fedup...Giveup Throwup....Cheeerup Closeup...	464	2	0	Oct 2021	Oct 2021	May 9
That's a guy thing...... A bloke goes to the council to apply for a job in the office. The interviewer asks him,"Are you allergic to anything" He replies, "Yes caffeine." "...	251	0	0	Oct 2021	Oct 2021	May 14
What a ...Dum Dum.....ha ha MEN!!!!! The Male Cycle: 1. When I was 13, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with big tits. 2. When I was 16, I got a girlfriend with big tit...	523	5	0	Oct 2021	Oct 2021	May 12
Another man bit the dust!!!! The first apple.(this..A. Red head) A woman ran a red traffic light and crashed into a man's car. Both of their cars are demolished, but amazingly n...	385	3	0	Oct 2021	Oct 2021	13 hrs ago

My Laugh for the Day.!!! One day a Scotsman, who has been stranded on a desert island for over ten long years, sees an unusual speck on the horizon. "It's certainly not a ship...	467	0	0	Oct 2021	Oct 2021	Apr 28
Typical spoiled man!!! How To Shower Like a Man Turn on immersion heater and wait hours for water to reheat after wife's shower. Take off clothes while sitting on the edge...	328	1	0	Oct 2021	Oct 2021	May 14
I loved President Reagan!! One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm...	671	5	0	Oct 2021	Oct 2021	May 10
An old horse named Charley.... ........ A sustained muscle spasm is called a muscle cramp. Leg muscles, especially the quadriceps (thigh), hamstrings (back of thigh), and gastroc...	554	2	0	Oct 2021	Oct 2021	May 12
Crafty old coot..hmm..sorry An old wolf. So an older, white haired man walked into a jewellery store one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal at his side. He told th...	574	3	1	Oct 2021	Oct 2021	May 3
Well. That was an interesting night!!! One night a man and a woman are both at a bar knocking back a few beers. They start talking and come to realize that they're both doctors...	341	3	0	Oct 2021	Oct 2021	Apr 25
Haaaaa... u made my day!! A woman tries getting on a bus, but realizes her skirt is too tight. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt...	529	2	0	Oct 2021	Oct 2021	May 14
Oops! He ain't going to that bar!! So a couple had been married for only two weeks when the husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go into town, tease the barmaids and pa...	718	7	0	Oct 2021	Oct 2021	May 11
She got him good!.... At a girl’s college dormitory, dates were permitted only on Saturday night. One young man showed up on a Tuesday evening, explaining to an older woman...	527	2	0	Oct 2021	Oct 2021	16 hrs ago
What an.. instrument..... An attractive young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside her, “Father, may I ask a favor” “Of course child. What may I do for you”...	526	3	0	Oct 2021	Oct 2021	May 4

Man.. “always read the manual first” This... guy is in serious trouble.. A Farmer orders an expensive milking machine. He decides to test it on himself first, so he inserts his...	796	6	0	Oct 2021	Oct 2021	May 7
Whoops he got caught.... A woman home alone, answers a knock on the door to a man who just stood there and asked, "Do you have a vag*ina" She slams the door in disgust and t...	692	5	0	Oct 2021	Oct 2021	Apr 27
Lol..men are men.... A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon re...	546	2	0	Oct 2021	Oct 2021	May 10
Amazing what money can do..... Graham Martin is in Hospital: Who the hell is GRAHAM? Well Graham is the geezer who got home late one night and Helen his wife, says. "Where the hel...	562	2	0	Sep 2021	Oct 2021	May 15
A. Male figure..2 First thing I want to say is...this blog.. Is..NOT. .about the men here in blogs And my lips are sealed...because The rules here..I don't want to b...	419	0	0	Sep 2021	Sep 2021	May 13
Dum......Dum... An elderly lady was invited to an old friend's home for dinner one evening. She was impressed by the way her lady friend preceded every request to her...	469	6	0	Sep 2021	Sep 2021	May 7
Speaking horse...... A man was sitting reading his papers when his wife hit him on the head with a frying pan. 'What was that for?' the man asked. The wife replied, 'That...	569	4	0	Sep 2021	Sep 2021	May 2
A. Male figure..... Is. He a devil?....I am not trying To insult any men here in the blogs... This is a true story....I am really Scared deep down....I have not Slept...	344	-	0	Sep 2021	Sep 2021	May 10
Heartfelt tribute to the superpower..... A very.....famous and we'll known dargah in Mumbai for relief from any bad times. I have personally visited this place and worship for good health. Ma...	338	3	0	Sep 2021	Sep 2021	May 4
Keeping mind blank..... Keeping mind ....Blank..... is possible, but like any other skill, it takes practice. I notice some of the other affirmative answers say "meditation...	571	13	0	Aug 2021	Sep 2021	May 13
Didn't see that one coming..... I was sitting at a bar one time, when I noticed that, next to me, an old drunk was hassling one of the biggest, toughest guys I’d ever seen. The old...	304	1	0	Aug 2021	Aug 2021	May 11

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