good women and wine (15)
wedwardlinz, Upper Austria Austria680 Threads 7,252 Postsdo you treat your lady the same as you treat your wine or do you treat her like a cocktail
I've been shot all the time 
JK
JKWell...it's true.....I love to pop her cork...
markizamkd25: I've been shot all the time JK
so what you need is a screwdriver that will perk you up 
wedward: do you treat your lady the same as you treat your wine or do you treat her like a cocktail
Is that all men do to treat their lady?.... Like wine? Lay her on her side down in the cellar, go down once in a while to dust her off?
Like a cocktail? .... Wasup supposed to mean? Slurp, twiddle the stirrer, lick the edges .....?
I would prefer to be treated like his favourite beer - held lovingly in his hands, guarded against any intruders, fondly caressed, gazed at with deep love, and then finally, a deep sigh of satisfaction followed by a huge burp!
smoky: Is that all men do to treat their lady?.... Like wine? Lay her on her side down in the cellar, go down once in a while to dust her off?
Like a cocktail? .... Wasup supposed to mean? Slurp, twiddle the stirrer, lick the edges .....?
I would prefer to be treated like his favourite beer - held lovingly in his hands, guarded against any intruders, fondly caressed, gazed at with deep love, and then finally, a deep sigh of satisfaction followed by a huge burp!
Like a cocktail? .... Wasup supposed to mean? Slurp, twiddle the stirrer, lick the edges .....?
I would prefer to be treated like his favourite beer - held lovingly in his hands, guarded against any intruders, fondly caressed, gazed at with deep love, and then finally, a deep sigh of satisfaction followed by a huge burp!
Perfect Smoky, me too!
I can't do my limp-wristed impersonation of a pouting poofta online, so I won't even try....now out of my way while a nurse my cabernet...
smoky: . but give me a guy who is basically a guy, not someone I got to argue with over who finished the hair-mousse or who lost the adaptor for the hair-dryer!
wedward: /// parden young man is that a new cocktail sounds rather lethal to me
Thank you Mr wedward for the second word...word games bucks fizz an English duo that was a Eurovision Song contest entrant,that later became a well or not so well known mix of that and this ...google it...offshorewinds: Thank you Mr wedward for the second word...word games bucks fizz an English duo that was a Eurovision Song contest entrant,that later became a well or not so well known mix of that and this ...google it...
// im english and know who bucks fizz are but you are having fun keep posting and enjoy this looney house full of nice super lunaticswedward: // im english and know who bucks fizz are but you are having fun keep posting and enjoy this looney house full of nice super lunatics
Yes, we are all learner Wedys - God Save Our Souls! I`m making that sign that wards off things like that, just in case!
a bit like that.....The one you use in the presence of a Vampire when you got no wooden cross or garlic.
Veeeereee eenteresting Thread,as Arte Johnson used to say!
wedward: do you treat your lady the same as you treat your wine or do you treat her like a cocktail
I don't have a lady...
I'm not sure how I am treated.
Like a pint of Murphys.
Sommerauer71: I don't have a lady...
I'm not sure how I am treated.
Like a pint of Murphys.
I'm not sure how I am treated.
Like a pint of Murphys.
That sounds pretty good!Jan1305: That sounds pretty good!
All that dark, sultry juice, with a head of cream.
smoky: Is that all men do to treat their lady?.... Like wine? Lay her on her side down in the cellar, go down once in a while to dust her off?
Like a cocktail? .... Wasup supposed to mean? Slurp, twiddle the stirrer, lick the edges .....?
I would prefer to be treated like his favourite beer - held lovingly in his hands, guarded against any intruders, fondly caressed, gazed at with deep love, and then finally, a deep sigh of satisfaction followed by a huge burp!
Like a cocktail? .... Wasup supposed to mean? Slurp, twiddle the stirrer, lick the edges .....?
I would prefer to be treated like his favourite beer - held lovingly in his hands, guarded against any intruders, fondly caressed, gazed at with deep love, and then finally, a deep sigh of satisfaction followed by a huge burp!
In response to: .....held lovingly in his hands, guarded against any intruders, fondly caressed, gazed at with deep love, and then finally, a deep sigh of satisfaction followed by a huge burp!
Sounds like the way I remember my Grandpa Conrad treating his Glass of 'Hard Cider'! .....held lovingly in his hands, guarded against any intruders, fondly caressed, gazed at with deep love, and then finally, a deep sigh of satisfaction followed by a huge burp!
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