You know your getting old when you...... (123)
...when you can think of more then a couple things that let you know your getting old...
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Big_John: American Association of Retired Persons
Thank you
That´s horrible. why do we have to label everything?
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Jan1305: I look crap in a T! Too much going on there!
Still don´t understand AARP?
Still don´t understand AARP?
The Arkansas Agency on Rotten Pickles!
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ladyfingers: American Association for Retired People
thats it!
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Signs You're Getting Older
Hey guys, I think that we have a prize winner here.
2 tickets to the bingo game.
Hey guys, I think that we have a prize winner here.
2 tickets to the bingo game.
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ladyfingers: Signs You're Getting Older Hey guys, I think that we have a prize winner here.
2 tickets to the bingo game.
2 tickets to the bingo game.
PS: That was meant for Kaleb.
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when you wonder when peanut butter started coming in bullet shapes and are kept refrigerated.
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Kaleb: Signs You're Getting Older
1. Everything hurts and what doesn't hurt doesn't work.
2. The gleam in your eyes is from the sun hitting your bi-focals.
3. You feel like the morning after and you haven't been anywhere.
4. Your little black book contains only names that end in M.D.
5. Your children begin to look middle aged.
6. You finally reach the top of the ladder and find it leaning against the wrong wall.
7. Your mind makes contracts your body can't meet.
8. You look forward to a dull evening.
9. Your favorite part of the newspaper is "20 Years Ago Today."
10. You turn out the lights for economic rather than romantic reasons.
11. You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going.
12. Your knees buckle, and your belt won't.
14. You're 17 around the neck, 42 around the waist, and 95 around the golf course.
15. Your back goes out more than you do.
17. Your Pacemaker makes the garage door go up when you see a pretty girl.
18. The little old gray haired lady you helped across the street is your wife.
19. You sink your teeth into a steak, and they stay there.
20. You have too much room in the house and not enough in the medicine cabinet.
21. You get your exercise acting as a pallbearer for your friends who exercise.
22. You know all the answers, but nobody asks you the questions.
23. You're asleep, but others worry that you're dead.
24. You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.
25. You buy a compass for the dash of your car.
26. You are proud of your lawn mower.
27. Your best friend is dating someone half their age...and isn't breaking any laws.
28. You call Olan Mills before they call you.
29. Your arms are almost too short to read the newspaper.
30. You sing along with the elevator music.
31. You would rather go to work than stay home sick.
32. You constantly talk about the price of gasoline.
33. You enjoy hearing about other people's operations.
34. You consider coffee one of the most important things in life.
35. You make an appointment to see the dentist.
36. You no longer think of speed limits as a challange.
37. Neighbors borrow your tools.
38. People call at 9 p.m. and ask, "Did I wake you?"
39. You have a dream about prunes.
40. You answer a question with, "because I said so."
41. You send money to PBS.
42. The end of your tie doesn't come anywhere near the top of your pants.
43. You take a metal detector to the beach.
44. You wear black socks with sandals.
45. You know what the word "equity" means.
46. You can't remember the last time you laid on the floor to watch TV.
47. Your ears are hairier than your head.
48. You get into a heated argument about pension plans.
49. You got cable for the weather channel (sometimes referred to as "Old Folks MTV").
50. You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.
number twenty six could be a redneck tho1. Everything hurts and what doesn't hurt doesn't work.
2. The gleam in your eyes is from the sun hitting your bi-focals.
3. You feel like the morning after and you haven't been anywhere.
4. Your little black book contains only names that end in M.D.
5. Your children begin to look middle aged.
6. You finally reach the top of the ladder and find it leaning against the wrong wall.
7. Your mind makes contracts your body can't meet.
8. You look forward to a dull evening.
9. Your favorite part of the newspaper is "20 Years Ago Today."
10. You turn out the lights for economic rather than romantic reasons.
11. You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going.
12. Your knees buckle, and your belt won't.
14. You're 17 around the neck, 42 around the waist, and 95 around the golf course.
15. Your back goes out more than you do.
17. Your Pacemaker makes the garage door go up when you see a pretty girl.
18. The little old gray haired lady you helped across the street is your wife.
19. You sink your teeth into a steak, and they stay there.
20. You have too much room in the house and not enough in the medicine cabinet.
21. You get your exercise acting as a pallbearer for your friends who exercise.
22. You know all the answers, but nobody asks you the questions.
23. You're asleep, but others worry that you're dead.
24. You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.
25. You buy a compass for the dash of your car.
26. You are proud of your lawn mower.
27. Your best friend is dating someone half their age...and isn't breaking any laws.
28. You call Olan Mills before they call you.
29. Your arms are almost too short to read the newspaper.
30. You sing along with the elevator music.
31. You would rather go to work than stay home sick.
32. You constantly talk about the price of gasoline.
33. You enjoy hearing about other people's operations.
34. You consider coffee one of the most important things in life.
35. You make an appointment to see the dentist.
36. You no longer think of speed limits as a challange.
37. Neighbors borrow your tools.
38. People call at 9 p.m. and ask, "Did I wake you?"
39. You have a dream about prunes.
40. You answer a question with, "because I said so."
41. You send money to PBS.
42. The end of your tie doesn't come anywhere near the top of your pants.
43. You take a metal detector to the beach.
44. You wear black socks with sandals.
45. You know what the word "equity" means.
46. You can't remember the last time you laid on the floor to watch TV.
47. Your ears are hairier than your head.
48. You get into a heated argument about pension plans.
49. You got cable for the weather channel (sometimes referred to as "Old Folks MTV").
50. You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.
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RillyNiceGuy: when you wonder when peanut butter started coming in bullet shapes and are kept refrigerated.
Oh, that isn't peanut butter?????
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Shedman01: ...when you can think of more then a couple things that let you know your getting old...
I´m old, but nothing makes me believe I am, nor will it in the future, nor should it!!!
God, there are some beautiful women and gorgeous men here over 60. I hope I am as attractive when I reach that age.
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they what??
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You hear teenagers refer to the songs you grew up with as "oldies"
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ladyfingers: Oh, that isn't peanut butter?????
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spicey1: You hear teenagers refer to the songs you grew up with as "oldies"
I hate it when....what was I saying
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When you walk your wife and make supper for the dog.
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You know your getting old when... uhm... oh hey everybody, I was gunna ask about... uhm... about... hmmm... Oh hey, How you doing Big J, what did you call me for?...er...wait no not call...I don't need to make a call...besides my computer doesn't have a dial tone anymore I think my phone was cut off...OH Yeah!! I remember I was gunna go put my teeth in to soak...or post my teeth...where did my post it notes go?...
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spicey1: You hear teenagers refer to the songs you grew up with as "oldies"
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when you get up to do something and can't remember why you got up
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nfowler: I hate it when....what was I saying
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Still don´t understand AARP?
its a membership you can sign up for,,giving you reduced premiums for insurances,,trips,,clothing,,etc,,etc. I'm not sure what age it starts at,,I thought 50,,but I've heard younger. I'm not sure what the abbreviations stand for,,anyone?