"Biblical" misfits..Can anyone relate? (31)
HJFinAZSun CIty, Arizona USA870 Threads 1 Polls 17,068 PostsAbrahm was old, Jacob was insecure, Leah was unattractive, Joseph was abused, Moses stuttered, Gideon was poor, Samson was codependent, Rehab was immoral, David had an affair and all kinds of family problems, Elijah was suicidal, Jeremiah was depressed, Jonah was reluctant, Naomi was a widow, John the Baptist was eccentric, Peter was impulsive and hot-tempered, Maratha worried a lot, the Samaritan woman had several failed marriages, Zacchaeus was unpopular, Thomas had doubts, Paul had poor health, and Timothy was timid.
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HJFinAZ: Abrahm was old, Jacob was insecure, Leah was unattractive, Joseph was abused, Moses stuttered, Gideon was poor, Samson was codependent, Rehab was immoral, David had an affair and all kinds of family problems, Elijah was suicidal, Jeremiah was depressed, Jonah was reluctant, Naomi was a widow, John the Baptist was eccentric, Peter was impulsive and hot-tempered, Maratha worried a lot, the Samaritan woman had several failed marriages, Zacchaeus was unpopular, Thomas had doubts, Paul had poor health, and Timothy was timid.
They sure had extreme need for a Program!
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Conrad73: They sure had extreme need for a Program!
Mornin Conrad...
Maybe they had one..
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HJFinAZ: Mornin Conrad...
Maybe they had one..
Some of them most probably did!Maybe they had one..
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John was beheaded! I feel sometimes that I had my head cut off around here.
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Big_John: John was beheaded! I feel sometimes that I had my head cut off around here.
Yep... One does have to be careful when speaking of "head" around here..
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HJFinAZ: Yep... One does have to be careful when speaking of "head" around here..
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Sounds like my extended family.
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HJFinAZ: Abrahm was old, Jacob was insecure, Leah was unattractive, Joseph was abused, Moses stuttered, Gideon was poor, Samson was codependent, Rehab was immoral, David had an affair and all kinds of family problems, Elijah was suicidal, Jeremiah was depressed, Jonah was reluctant, Naomi was a widow, John the Baptist was eccentric, Peter was impulsive and hot-tempered, Maratha worried a lot, the Samaritan woman had several failed marriages, Zacchaeus was unpopular, Thomas had doubts, Paul had poor health, and Timothy was timid.
Blimey!!! Almost warrants writing a book, doesn't it?!
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God took the least to make his servents. Even Jerusalem was a little nothing but that was God choosing to work with. The Hebrews were a nothing band and he made them grow. This was done for several reason but mostly to show his power. If God took a millionaire and made him rich....who could tell God did anything.
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RillyNiceGuy: God took the least to make his servents. Even Jerusalem was a little nothing but that was God choosing to work with. The Hebrews were a nothing band and he made them grow. This was done for several reason but mostly to show his power. If God took a millionaire and made him rich....who could tell God did anything.
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The Bible aside for a moment - i can see myself in all other people.
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Apostophe: The Bible aside for a moment - i can see myself in all other people.
It's the reflection from their sun glasses! ------ This thread is Archived ------
It's the reflection from their sun glasses
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HJFinAZ: Then there are those I have no desire to myself as..
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Conrad73: Got that one right!
I could name a few but............
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Several years ago our Pastor, during his sermon, all of a sudden asked us who is the father of Zebediahs children? It would surprise you how many of us, me included, looked dumbfounded until a few moments later one smart one shouted it out. Made many of us feel like fools.
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sassy49senior: Several years ago our Pastor, during his sermon, all of a sudden asked us who is the father of Zebediahs children? It would surprise you how many of us, me included, looked dumbfounded until a few moments later one smart one shouted it out. Made many of us feel like fools.
I think it was Conrad!!
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HJFinAZ: I think it was Conrad!!
I dooded that?
Must have been back in THOSE days!
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