Random Thoughts on Man and Woman Relationships (10)
These were funny, too. However, I'm trying to see where you've reformed? ------ This thread is Archived ------
....Ohhhhhhhhh sooooooooo true....
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Hugz_n_Kissez: ....Ohhhhhhhhh sooooooooo true....
Girls, I'm REALLY trying. Honest I am.
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I love you!
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ladyfingers: This is not bashing anyone. I've reformed.
HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
MEMORY
Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
APPEARANCE
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
these are funny but somewhat true , of course thats why they are funny ,all good humour is based on the truth.....HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
MEMORY
Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
APPEARANCE
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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jessejess47: these are funny but somewhat true , of course thats why they are funny ,all good humour is based on the truth.....
It may also go to show why there are so many of us who are single....and continue to be! Funny I haven't seen this thread until now!
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People in a relation are like this:
A city guy bought a cattle ranch.
There were no cattle on the ranch and the city guy wanted to buy some right away..
His partner was a quiet country boy and gave his opinion.
The city guy was telling him how dumb he was and how smart city folks,
saying: "I have studied business and I know it all.....now order us twenty cows and twenty bulls for breeding!"
A city guy bought a cattle ranch.
There were no cattle on the ranch and the city guy wanted to buy some right away..
His partner was a quiet country boy and gave his opinion.
The city guy was telling him how dumb he was and how smart city folks,
saying: "I have studied business and I know it all.....now order us twenty cows and twenty bulls for breeding!"
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If you are alone and happy... when and if you begin a relationship it will be necessary to make changes, maybe small but eventually they'll be big...sadly whatever the reason or how you changed you are no longer the person they first met.
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ladyfingers: This is not bashing anyone. I've reformed.
HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
MEMORY
Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
APPEARANCE
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
MEMORY
Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
APPEARANCE
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
hahaha good and funny thanks
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HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
MEMORY
Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
APPEARANCE
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.