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May 8, 2009 3:12 PM CST Heart surgery..
HJFinAZ
HJFinAZHJFinAZSun CIty, Arizona USA870 Threads 1 Polls 17,068 Posts
A man suffered a serious heart attack and had open heart bypass surgery.

He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic Hospital .

As he was recovering, a nun asked him questions regarding how he was going to pay for his treatment.

She asked, 'Do you have health insurance?'

He replied in a raspy voice, 'No health insurance.'

The nun asked, 'Do you have money in the bank?'

He replied, 'No money in the bank.'

The nun asked, 'Do you have a relative who could help you?'

He said, 'I only have a spinster sister, who is a nun.'

The nun became agitated and announced loudly, 'Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God.'

The patient replied, 'Send the bill to my brother-in-law.'
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May 8, 2009 3:18 PM CST Heart surgery..
hopefloats
hopefloatshopefloatsSlim's Lady, Tennessee USA51 Threads 6,660 Posts
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May 8, 2009 3:45 PM CST Heart surgery..
DazzleYou
DazzleYouDazzleYouSeattle, WA, Washington USA39 Threads 1 Polls 836 Posts
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May 8, 2009 5:27 PM CST Heart surgery..
Crystalpistol2
Crystalpistol2Crystalpistol2La Grange Park, Illinois USA21 Threads 383 Posts
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May 8, 2009 6:03 PM CST Heart surgery..
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May 8, 2009 6:37 PM CST Heart surgery..
pubwrite08
pubwrite08pubwrite08Columbus, Georgia USA14 Threads 2,451 Posts
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May 8, 2009 8:10 PM CST Heart surgery..
Dknew
DknewDknewBarrington, New Hampshire USA262 Threads 10 Polls 7,077 Posts
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