CAT'S Thread- for cat lovers... (1,039)
CutechickNewcastle Upon Tyne, Northumberland, England UK63 Threads 761 PostsI love cats, they are so relaxing and cormforting plus they are lucky cos they have 9 lives. I wanna be a cat 
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Yes, we all do.
Nine lives.
Nine lives.
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Cats sleep fat and walk thin.
Cats, when they sleep, slump;
When they wake, stretch and begin over,
pulling their ribs in.
Cats walk thin.
Cats, when they sleep, slump;
When they wake, stretch and begin over,
pulling their ribs in.
Cats walk thin.
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When a cat is offended every square centimetre of it is offended.
Men and women of power and intellect have been brought to their knees by cats who have turned their backs on them.
Men and women of power and intellect have been brought to their knees by cats who have turned their backs on them.
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If a cat always lands on its feet, and buttered bread always lands butter side down.
What would happen if you tied a slice of buttered bread to its back ??? what way up would it land ???
What would happen if you tied a slice of buttered bread to its back ??? what way up would it land ???
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Feet. lol
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I love my kitty her coat is so warm.
And if I do not hurt her she will do me no harm.
I will not pull her tail, or driver her away.
So kitty and I very gently will play.
And if I do not hurt her she will do me no harm.
I will not pull her tail, or driver her away.
So kitty and I very gently will play.
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Did you ever hear of a thing like that?
Oh, what a proud mysterious cat.
Oh, what a proud mysterious cat.
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I have 2 cats! Ive always had cats around love em!
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I love them as well.
Sandpaper kisses on a cheek or a chin.
That is the way for the day to begin.
Sandpaper kisses a cuddle and a purr.
I have an alarm clock that is covered in fur.
Sandpaper kisses on a cheek or a chin.
That is the way for the day to begin.
Sandpaper kisses a cuddle and a purr.
I have an alarm clock that is covered in fur.
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He makes himself the companion of your hours of solitude, melancholy, and toil. He remains for whole evenings on your knee, uttering his contented purr, happy to be with you, and forsaking the company of animals of his own species.
Not a man, a CAT.
Not a man, a CAT.
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The playful kitten, with its pretty little tigerish gambols, is infinitely more amusing than half the people one is obliged to live with in the world.
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Dogs live with you, cats board with you.
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Cats have the closest taste to chicken, If not go to a chinesse restaurant, that is cat not chicken.
El Diablo
El Diablo
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ew Izzy.............................
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Izzy you are too mean!!!!
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My cat gripe for the day. I've always been adopted by adult cats that just seem to find their way to me. Now that I have these two lunatic kittens, patience is DWINDLING!
Every body part I have is shredded and that's just from them running over me when they're having their hourly Daytona 500.
I will also say I'm less than amused to wake up with a cat sleeping on my head.
These girls have GOT to settle down SOON!
Every body part I have is shredded and that's just from them running over me when they're having their hourly Daytona 500.
I will also say I'm less than amused to wake up with a cat sleeping on my head.
These girls have GOT to settle down SOON!
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Not funny but cute.
My cat has no claws, so I do not get the cat scratch fever.
Maybe they need to get some Tom.
My cat has no claws, so I do not get the cat scratch fever.
Maybe they need to get some Tom.
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Some Tom????????
These baby girls are 11 weeks old!!!! There will be no dating for them until they're at least 86 years old.
I had one kitty declawed years ago, and it was the most pitiful sight when I picked him up from the vet. Never again. I'll just buy lots of Bactine and give em the Mommy look.
These baby girls are 11 weeks old!!!! There will be no dating for them until they're at least 86 years old.
I had one kitty declawed years ago, and it was the most pitiful sight when I picked him up from the vet. Never again. I'll just buy lots of Bactine and give em the Mommy look.
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I beleived in VA is against the law to declaw a cat.
El Diablo
El Diablo
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