So how does this love thing work? (59)
10 days enjoy your life now cause i got the feeling you are going to pay dearly for this thread
cap't just got busted to private
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CaptainBeirutIII: Oh, and here I was thinking that you've always been on my side.
Oh, no...when it comes to the two of you I'm on both your sides, because you truly are as one.
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Sommerauer71: Hum...
When I first arrived last year, you know how you do Farley, you take your own bits and bobs..
He asked me why I had brought my own toothpaste.
Simple, just in case he had no teeth.
Pubes next...
When I first arrived last year, you know how you do Farley, you take your own bits and bobs..
He asked me why I had brought my own toothpaste.
Simple, just in case he had no teeth.
Pubes next...
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Sommerauer71: Yes darling I do.
You are crap at singing...
You are crap at singing...
WTF!?
I'm serenading you like no one else ever has and you complain like I'd be someone in a Eurovision Song Contest not given a single point?
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Okay, he tied me up and got his marker out and wrote....'Head Spinster Mistress'...........
J.D
J.D
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I love these public floggings and online domestical catfights
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CaptainBeirutIII: WTF!?
I'm serenading you like no one else ever has and you complain like I'd be someone in a Eurovision Song Contest not given a single point?
I'm serenading you like no one else ever has and you complain like I'd be someone in a Eurovision Song Contest not given a single point?
Oh darling, you get all of my points...
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Sommerauer71: Hum...
When I first arrived last year, you know how you do Farley, you take your own bits and bobs..
He asked me why I had brought my own toothpaste.
Simple, just in case he had no teeth.
Pubes next...
When I first arrived last year, you know how you do Farley, you take your own bits and bobs..
He asked me why I had brought my own toothpaste.
Simple, just in case he had no teeth.
Pubes next...
That's the silliest thing I've ever seen. A woman brings her own tooth paste, like I would not have any.
Why didn't you bring your own bog paper, or your own drinking water, or why not your own oxygen because we might, just might have been fresh out of air to breathe?
You were travelling to Sweden, not Mordor.
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virgiomonkey: Okay, he tied me up and got his marker out and wrote....'Head Spinster Mistress'...........
J.D
J.D
And he had no shirt on...
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Sommerauer71: Oh darling, you get all of my points...
Problem is you're handling out no 12's
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Sommerauer71: And he had no shirt on...
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..........J.D
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CaptainBeirutIII: That's the silliest thing I've ever seen. A woman brings her own tooth paste, like I would not have any.
Why didn't you bring your own bog paper, or your own drinking water, or why not your own oxygen because we might, just might have been fresh out of air to breathe?
You were travelling to Sweden, not Mordor.
Why didn't you bring your own bog paper, or your own drinking water, or why not your own oxygen because we might, just might have been fresh out of air to breathe?
You were travelling to Sweden, not Mordor.
Don't be so generous about Sweden...
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CaptainBeirutIII: Problem is you're handling out no 12's
When did that become a problem? You know what happened to Abba?
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rodolpho: I love these public floggings and online domestical catfights
The best, arent they Rodders...
Make the most of it, he'll be banned tomorrow...
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what a skilled orchestration
bravo
bravo
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Sommerauer71: Don't be so generous about Sweden...
All I want to know, and forget about anything else, have you booked the time to tattoo my name onto your inner thigh with Book Antiqua letters?
If not, you really do not love me.
And you know that you should really love me, with tattoo and all.
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CaptainBeirutIII: All I want to know, and forget about anything else, have you booked the time to tattoo my name onto your inner thigh with Book Antiqua letters?
If not, you really do not love me.
And you know that you should really love me, with tattoo and all.
If not, you really do not love me.
And you know that you should really love me, with tattoo and all.
Eh?????
No.
Looks like I don't love you...
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Sommerauer71: Eh?????
No.
Looks like I don't love you...
No.
Looks like I don't love you...
Yes you do!
Get the bloody tattoo in!
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All my bags are packed
Im ready to go
Im standin here outside your door
I hate to wake you up to say goodbye
But the dawn is breakin
Its early morn
The taxis waitin
Hes blowin his horn
Already Im so lonesome
I could die
So kiss me and smile for me
Tell me that youll wait for me
Hold me like youll never let me go
cause Im leavin on a jet plane
Dont know when Ill be back again
Oh babe, I hate to go
Yes darling I do.
You are crap at singing...