What are you trying to sell me? ( Archived) (33)

Jun 12, 2009 5:27 PM CST What are you trying to sell me?
BClady
BCladyBCladySurrey, British Columbia Canada15 Threads 354 Posts
Does anyone else ever get mail in their inbox from people who go right into themselves, naming their occupations, character traits, likes, dislikes...etc, and how they KNOW you are the one for them? Their approach sounds more like an overrated, recorded sales pitch than a sincere effort toward breaking the ice. You can even detect the monotone!

Yet, you never see them in the forums, interacting and conversing with you in an effort to try and get to know you.

You can message them back, and their reply is just as long and mundane as the original message. No "hey, how is your day?", or..."What are your plans for the day?" or anything that resembles a 'two way' mutual conversation. These are the ones who's game I'll play for a while to see whether or not they finally hang up. If they don't then I do.
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Jun 12, 2009 5:30 PM CST What are you trying to sell me?
SexualVixen
SexualVixenSexualVixenSomewhere, Florida USA2 Threads 40 Posts
BClady: Does anyone else ever get mail in their inbox from people who go right into themselves, naming their occupations, character traits, likes, dislikes...etc, and how they KNOW you are the one for them? Their approach sounds more like an overrated, recorded sales pitch than a sincere effort toward breaking the ice. You can even detect the monotone!

Yet, you never see them in the forums, interacting and conversing with you in an effort to try and get to know you.

You can message them back, and their reply is just as long and mundane as the original message. No "hey, how is your day?", or..."What are your plans for the day?" or anything that resembles a 'two way' mutual conversation. These are the ones who's game I'll play for a while to see whether or not they finally hang up. If they don't then I do.


How does one detect a monotone in an email?dunno
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Jun 12, 2009 5:49 PM CST What are you trying to sell me?
Apostophe
ApostopheApostopheBoksburg, Gauteng South Africa64 Threads 1,937 Posts
Now now girls - here to have fun remember?



(And sometimes to be informed)


cheers
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Jun 12, 2009 5:56 PM CST What are you trying to sell me?
SexualVixen
SexualVixenSexualVixenSomewhere, Florida USA2 Threads 40 Posts
BClady: The same way as one can detect the sarcasm in certain replies to their posts. Haven't you ever read anything that seemed like it was written by a robot?


My post was not sarcastic (nor in monotone)...just asking a legitimate question.
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Jun 12, 2009 6:14 PM CST What are you trying to sell me?
SexualVixen
SexualVixenSexualVixenSomewhere, Florida USA2 Threads 40 Posts
BClady: Did I mention your name? Don't remember it, yet you "detected" that I was talking about you. I Hope your reply answers your question.


Did you post it in a monotone?
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Jun 12, 2009 6:29 PM CST What are you trying to sell me?
BClady
BCladyBCladySurrey, British Columbia Canada15 Threads 354 Posts
For those who are still confused about monotone in an email the words just run into each other no punctuation or conversational tone is present just words and a lot of mumbo jumbo that the person writing it wants to throw at you no interest in starting a conversation that you soon want to fall asleep or into a hypnotic trance......please, someone stop me......sleep
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Jun 12, 2009 6:34 PM CST What are you trying to sell me?
pikengren
pikengrenpikengrenlake worth, Florida USA72 Threads 2 Polls 2,003 Posts
i have had people pop up on im, or in email, and ask me to go to yahoo messenger, or yahoo mail.
i ask what's wrong with this im or email?
i don't get a response.
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Jun 12, 2009 6:35 PM CST What are you trying to sell me?
Tater
TaterTaterspringfield, Illinois USA45 Threads 3 Polls 3,326 Posts
BClady: For those who are still confused about monotone in an email the words just run into each other no punctuation or conversational tone is present just words and a lot of mumbo jumbo that the person writing it wants to throw at you no interest in starting a conversation that you soon want to fall asleep or into a hypnotic trance......please, someone stop me......
laugh I knew what you meant, and if you go through the women's profiles, the pics. of women, that don't look like they would have a very hard time to find a date ones... alot of their profiles are written that way, then it says they live in the U.S.laugh
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Jun 12, 2009 6:36 PM CST What are you trying to sell me?
Tater
TaterTaterspringfield, Illinois USA45 Threads 3 Polls 3,326 Posts
pikengren: i have had people pop up on im, or in email, and ask me to go to yahoo messenger, or yahoo mail.
i ask what's wrong with this im or email?
i don't get a response.


I do exactly the same thing to them, then they will say something like... well this site is slow or something like that... so I just close my window..laugh
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Jun 12, 2009 6:56 PM CST What are you trying to sell me?
chococherrie78
chococherrie78chococherrie78samarinda, East Kalimantan Indonesia37 Threads 4 Polls 542 Posts
pikengren: i have had people pop up on im, or in email, and ask me to go to yahoo messenger, or yahoo mail.
i ask what's wrong with this im or email?
i don't get a response.

yes i love the im a doctor from pakistan bit turns me on
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Jun 12, 2009 6:57 PM CST What are you trying to sell me?
pikengren
pikengrenpikengrenlake worth, Florida USA72 Threads 2 Polls 2,003 Posts
chococherrie78: yes i love the im a doctor from pakistan bit turns me on


i have a dentist and surgeon, both from russia, with love
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Jun 12, 2009 7:01 PM CST What are you trying to sell me?
chococherrie78
chococherrie78chococherrie78samarinda, East Kalimantan Indonesia37 Threads 4 Polls 542 Posts
pikengren: i have a dentist and surgeon, both from russia, with love

hihi!i also had a scientist,from mexico!
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Jun 12, 2009 7:06 PM CST What are you trying to sell me?
pikengren
pikengrenpikengrenlake worth, Florida USA72 Threads 2 Polls 2,003 Posts
chococherrie78: hihi!i also had a scientist,from mexico!


did they fall madly in love with you in a few weeks without any help from you?
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Jun 12, 2009 7:07 PM CST What are you trying to sell me?
BClady
BCladyBCladySurrey, British Columbia Canada15 Threads 354 Posts
I have a gastroenterologist fom India, a civil engineer from Turkey, another from Mongolia or someplace who promises to "sweep me off my feet and shower me with gifts" and a management Accountant right here at home who wants to chat on yahoo or msn, but refused an invitation for coffee at starbucks.

dunno
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Jun 12, 2009 7:07 PM CST What are you trying to sell me?
kidatheart
kidatheartkidatheartFruitvale, British Columbia Canada30 Threads 16,544 Posts
chococherrie78: hihi!i also had a scientist,from mexico!


Geeze, how come everyone else gets the interesting ones. All I ever get are the ones that have something important to tell me, in broken English, but only from their private email address. roll eyes

When do I get a scientist, surgeon or a dentist? crying
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Jun 12, 2009 7:09 PM CST What are you trying to sell me?
kidatheart
kidatheartkidatheartFruitvale, British Columbia Canada30 Threads 16,544 Posts
BClady: I have a gastroenterologist fom India, a civil engineer from Turkey, another from Mongolia or someplace who promises to "sweep me off my feet and shower me with gifts" and a management Accountant right here at home who wants to chat on yahoo or msn, but refused an invitation for coffee at starbucks.



That might be reason enough to refuse.laugh


wave
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Jun 12, 2009 7:10 PM CST What are you trying to sell me?
pikengren
pikengrenpikengrenlake worth, Florida USA72 Threads 2 Polls 2,003 Posts
kidatheart: Geeze, how come everyone else gets the interesting ones. All I ever get are the ones that have something important to tell me, in broken English, but only from their private email address.

When do I get a scientist, surgeon or a dentist?


lol, i got that this morning.grin




here's the first russia one
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Jun 12, 2009 7:10 PM CST What are you trying to sell me?
mindfful
mindffulmindffulChicago, Illinois USA235 Threads 8 Polls 18,996 Posts
BClady: For those who are still confused about monotone in an email the words just run into each other no punctuation or conversational tone is present just words and a lot of mumbo jumbo that the person writing it wants to throw at you no interest in starting a conversation that you soon want to fall asleep or into a hypnotic trance......please, someone stop me......


thats not monotone??

why are you crabby tonight?comfort
never seen you be that way before...

and gee whiz i rarely use punctuation so ill try not to bore yourolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing


anyway those mails if they include personal email should be reported at the bottom of the mail there is a report button

thats not monotone but ignorance of grammar and punctuation
it is typical of phishing ( a scam tactic )
and we all get them

i also wanted to mention-even tho i'll bet someone mentioned this already

there are actually thousaaaaaands of members worldwide on this site

about 40 regular posters

i know tons of people here for years that dont use forums and yet have email friendships. i know women in forums that only date non forum CS'ers-



dunno


wave
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Jun 12, 2009 7:12 PM CST What are you trying to sell me?
chococherrie78
chococherrie78chococherrie78samarinda, East Kalimantan Indonesia37 Threads 4 Polls 542 Posts
kidatheart: Geeze, how come everyone else gets the interesting ones. All I ever get are the ones that have something important to tell me, in broken English, but only from their private email address.

When do I get a scientist, surgeon or a dentist?

maybe its the hat?hihihi
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Jun 12, 2009 7:18 PM CST What are you trying to sell me?
kidatheart
kidatheartkidatheartFruitvale, British Columbia Canada30 Threads 16,544 Posts
chococherrie78: maybe its the hat?hihihi


Hmmm, never thought of that.confused

Would I look a whole lot dumber without it?hmmm
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