Things you don't want to hear right before you go under for surgery. (35)
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With "jesus christ not again" you took the words right out my doctors mouth when he had to operate on me twice... Or did he???
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I said "anesthetic", not anti septic!
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I caught my wife cheating last night.
This may be the leading cause of waking up from surgery
with the wrong thing gone.
This may be the leading cause of waking up from surgery
with the wrong thing gone.
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Now lets getta feel of this gals jugs .............
Oh no there's a gunman loose in the corridor and the cupboard to hide in can only fit us 3 docs ...................
Achhhhoooooooo
Oh no there's a gunman loose in the corridor and the cupboard to hide in can only fit us 3 docs ...................
Achhhhoooooooo
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...that's baaaaad...dillydally: Now lets getta feel of this gals jugs ............. Oh no there's a gunman loose in the corridor and the cupboard to hide in can only fit us 3 docs ...................
Achhhhoooooooo
Achhhhoooooooo
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Damn it, I said decaff. Now I'm all jittery.
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Doctor penfield...I smell burnt toast!
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DR. says he is nervous,this is my first surgery.
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The head bone connected to the neck bone
The neck bone connected to the back bone
The back bone connected to the thigh bone
The thigh bone connected to the knee bone
The knee bone connected to the leg bone
The leg bone connected to the foot bone
The neck bone connected to the back bone
The back bone connected to the thigh bone
The thigh bone connected to the knee bone
The knee bone connected to the leg bone
The leg bone connected to the foot bone
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I think this is the guy that hit my car.
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Lagoona22: ...that's baaaaad...
yeah ,only cos you would do it 
Tell you what ............ if you can sell the heart for more ..............
Oooops dropped that needle on the floor there ................. just put that back on the table
So I told my wife that nah ....... They never caught me when I faked being a Pilot
wanna see what happens when I pull on the intestine ?
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faux_punk: I think this is the guy that hit my car.
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ifff we get amoof on we can get backf tof the pubf befffor closhing time
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Ok, start timing me.... now.
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his insurance didn't check out? Okay just close him up.
Nah he doesn't need that. He has 3 of them I think.
Nah he doesn't need that. He has 3 of them I think.
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This looks like the guy who banging my wife
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I hate operating on people when I know the success rate is statistically so poor! 
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--- Aaaaaaahchooooooo!!!!!
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"Bet I could do this with my eyes closed"
"some one pop in the instruction video"
"this guy wanted a visectamy right?"
"pass me another beer"
"I hope this one doesn't die like the others"
"Has any one seen my glasses?"
"maaan i'm so fried right now"
"now wich side were we supposed to opperate on?"
"I should do fine, i've played opperation enough times"
"nurse hand me the sharp pointy thingy"
"bet you 5 bux I don't kill this one"
"aww man I just sliced my hand open, oh well"
"jesus christ not again"
"oops"
"uh-oh"
"can someone get me a priest"