ContraryCol: On my gravestone I woulf like "I told you I was ill!!"
And my unlikely obituary to include.. "He leaves 6 wifes and 15 children..much like he did in life!!" What would you like on yours ?
Here are some real ones that I liked...........
On the grave of Ezekial Aikle in East Dalhousie Cemetery, Nova Scotia Here lies Ezekial Aikle Age 102 The Good Die Young.
In a London cemetery Here lies Ann Mann, Who lived an old maid But died an old Mann. Dec. 8, 1767
In a Ribbesford, England, cemetery The children of Israel wanted bread And the Lord sent them manna, Old clerk Wallace wanted a wife, And the Devil sent him Anna.
In a Ruidoso, New Mexico, cemetery Here lies Johnny Yeast Pardon me For not rising.
Memory of an accident in a Uniontown, Pennsylvania cemetery Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake Stepped on the gas Instead of the brake.
In a Silver City, Nevada, cemetery Here lays Butch, We planted him raw. He was quick on the trigger, But slow on the draw.
A widow wrote this epitaph in a Vermont cemetery Sacred to the memory of my husband John Barnes who died January 3, 1803 His comely young widow, aged 23, has many qualifications of a good wife, and yearns to be comforted.
A lawyer's epitaph in England Sir John Strange Here lies an honest lawyer, And that is Strange.
Someone determined to be anonymous in Stowe, Vermont I was somebody. Who, is no business Of yours.
Lester Moore was a Wells, Fargo Co. station agent for Naco, Arizona in the cowboy days of the 1880's. He's buried in the Boot Hill Cemetery in Tombstone, Arizona Here lies Lester Moore Four slugs from a .44 No Les No More.
In a Georgia cemetery "I told you I was sick!"
John Penny's epitaph in the Wimborne, England, cemetery Reader if cash thou art In want of any Dig 4 feet deep And thou wilt find a Penny.
On Margaret Daniels grave at Hollywood Cemetery Richmond, Virginia She always said her feet were killing her but nobody believed her.
In a cemetery in Hartscombe, England On the 22nd of June Jonathan Fiddle - Went out of tune.
Anna Hopewell's grave in Enosburg Falls, Vermont Here lies the body of our Anna Done to death by a banana It wasn't the fruit that laid her low But the skin of the thing that made her go.
Owen Moore in Battersea, London, England Owen Moore Gone away Owin' more Than he could pay.
Someone in Winslow, Maine didn't like Mr. Wood In Memory of Beza Wood Departed this life Nov. 2, 1837 Aged 45 yrs.
Here lies one Wood Enclosed in wood One Wood Within another. The outer wood Is very good: We cannot praise The other.
On a grave from the 1880's in Nantucket, Massachusetts Under the sod and under the trees Lies the body of Jonathan Pease. He is not here, there's only the pod: Pease shelled out and went to God.
My sister has a couple tombstone epitaph's she came up with for when she dies. My favorite was " Hell is here, so don't fret. I'll be back." She also wants something to the effect of the worms crawl in the worm's crawl out on the back of her stone.
gingerb: Here are some real ones that I liked........... On Margaret Daniels grave at Hollywood Cemetery Richmond, Virginia She always said her feet were killing her but nobody believed her.
I go to that cemetery from time to time ,,, next time i'll try to get a photo of that stone,,, LOL hopefully next time i go there it won't be for keeps.
Dennis ( that cemetery has lots of stories and a history exceeding two hundred years ).
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And my unlikely obituary to include..
"He leaves 6 wifes and 15 children..much like he did in life!!"
What would you like on yours ?