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Sep 22, 2009 5:33 PM CST Auntie Moon 'n Uncle Bobs problem page
solsticemoon
solsticemoonsolsticemoonjavea, Valencia Spain64 Threads 4,504 Posts
Any one that needs a certain perspective or an honest answer to a question..just ask now!professor
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Sep 22, 2009 5:44 PM CST Auntie Moon 'n Uncle Bobs problem page
RillyNiceGuy
RillyNiceGuyRillyNiceGuySoutheast, Arkansas USA839 Threads 13,003 Posts
If I was driving my truck at the 'speed of light' and turned on my headlights........what would happen?
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Sep 22, 2009 6:11 PM CST Auntie Moon 'n Uncle Bobs problem page
RDM59
RDM59RDM59Edinburgh, Lothian, Scotland UK92 Threads 5 Polls 14,070 Posts
And this could also be wrong.

We can never reach the speed of light according to current equations. Our mass is too great, there is not enough energy possible to do it. If we weighed that of a photon ( zero ) then there is a chance.

Alternatively Rilly could hit the light votex threshold and get a beam bounce, back into his cab and finally have the light shining out of his a*s hole .....grin
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Sep 22, 2009 6:15 PM CST Auntie Moon 'n Uncle Bobs problem page
bodleing
bodleingbodleingGreater Manchester, England UK238 Threads 8 Polls 13,810 Posts
Auntie Moon...why am I 58 and I feel like I'm 38?

Could it be the beer


laugh
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Sep 22, 2009 6:17 PM CST Auntie Moon 'n Uncle Bobs problem page
wixomwizard
wixomwizardwixomwizardWixom, Michigan USA35 Threads 3,636 Posts
RDM59: And this could also be wrong.

We can never reach the speed of light according to current equations. Our mass is too great, there is not enough energy possible to do it. If we weighed that of a photon ( zero ) then there is a chance.

Alternatively Rilly could hit the light votex threshold and get a beam bounce, back into his cab and finally have the light shining out of his a*s hole .....


Thanks for the clarification...I thought they were talking about my weight.grin
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Sep 22, 2009 6:20 PM CST Auntie Moon 'n Uncle Bobs problem page
serene56
serene56serene56Myplace, New South Wales Australia543 Threads 10 Polls 27,959 Posts
bodleing: Auntie Moon...why am I 58 and I feel like I'm 38?

Could it be the



Yes the beer is definitely the key. Personally speaking, when indulging in the beer , I glance in the mirror and marvel at my unrivalled attractiveness and can't help congratulating myself on my superb skills on the dancefloor during an evening out grin beer
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Sep 22, 2009 6:21 PM CST Auntie Moon 'n Uncle Bobs problem page
solsticemoon
solsticemoonsolsticemoonjavea, Valencia Spain64 Threads 4,504 Posts
rizlared: He would if it was a Chrysler Truck

Actually the answer I think is that because you are travelling at the same speed as the lights they would appear normal, but I could be wrong

I think the answer to this is..put the bloody lights out!!
it will give you a far greater perspective!..and you can take any roadkill home n eat it..raw if you want
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Sep 22, 2009 6:22 PM CST Auntie Moon 'n Uncle Bobs problem page
RobertC2
RobertC2RobertC2Xaghra, Gozo, Gozo Malta91 Threads 8 Polls 8,344 Posts
Good night folks! I hope you had some fun...... but almost 1.30 a.m. here and I have 'things' to do in the morning!

thumbs up wine hug
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Sep 22, 2009 6:22 PM CST Auntie Moon 'n Uncle Bobs problem page
solsticemoon
solsticemoonsolsticemoonjavea, Valencia Spain64 Threads 4,504 Posts
bodleing: Auntie Moon...why am I 58 and I feel like I'm 38?

Could it be the

I would suggest it is because you are with a 19 yr old girl..and you are having to do double the work..hence you feel 38?
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Sep 22, 2009 6:22 PM CST Auntie Moon 'n Uncle Bobs problem page
serene56
serene56serene56Myplace, New South Wales Australia543 Threads 10 Polls 27,959 Posts
RobertC2: Nivea Cream - ok!




Webcam at the ready shimmy

laugh
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Sep 22, 2009 6:23 PM CST Auntie Moon 'n Uncle Bobs problem page
RillyNiceGuy
RillyNiceGuyRillyNiceGuySoutheast, Arkansas USA839 Threads 13,003 Posts
Nope! the road kill will taste like poo!


solsticemoon: I think the answer to this is..put the bloody lights out!!
it will give you a far greater perspective!..and you can take any roadkill home n eat it..raw if you want
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Sep 22, 2009 6:23 PM CST Auntie Moon 'n Uncle Bobs problem page
solsticemoon
solsticemoonsolsticemoonjavea, Valencia Spain64 Threads 4,504 Posts
RobertC2: Good night folks! I hope you had some fun...... but almost 1.30 a.m. here and I have 'things' to do in the morning!


Uncle knob..dont you dare!!!!
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Sep 22, 2009 6:24 PM CST Auntie Moon 'n Uncle Bobs problem page
RillyNiceGuy
RillyNiceGuyRillyNiceGuySoutheast, Arkansas USA839 Threads 13,003 Posts
serene56: Webcam at the ready
Ready!
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Sep 22, 2009 6:24 PM CST Auntie Moon 'n Uncle Bobs problem page
RobertC2
RobertC2RobertC2Xaghra, Gozo, Gozo Malta91 Threads 8 Polls 8,344 Posts
serene56: Webcam at the ready


Dang! I was tring to send you an email to say I hope you weren't offended by my silly posts - and you have me blocked! crying

I have to go to bed!

Ciao! lips
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Sep 22, 2009 6:25 PM CST Auntie Moon 'n Uncle Bobs problem page
RillyNiceGuy
RillyNiceGuyRillyNiceGuySoutheast, Arkansas USA839 Threads 13,003 Posts
wave
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Sep 22, 2009 6:26 PM CST Auntie Moon 'n Uncle Bobs problem page
serene56
serene56serene56Myplace, New South Wales Australia543 Threads 10 Polls 27,959 Posts
solsticemoon: Uncle knob..dont you dare!!!!



Poor ol U.K. .. cant keep up with us younguns sigh
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Sep 22, 2009 6:27 PM CST Auntie Moon 'n Uncle Bobs problem page
RillyNiceGuy
RillyNiceGuyRillyNiceGuySoutheast, Arkansas USA839 Threads 13,003 Posts
His knob is now only a nub! poor guy!
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Sep 22, 2009 6:28 PM CST Auntie Moon 'n Uncle Bobs problem page
serene56
serene56serene56Myplace, New South Wales Australia543 Threads 10 Polls 27,959 Posts
RobertC2: Dang! I was tring to send you an email to say I hope you weren't offended by my silly posts - and you have me blocked!

I have to go to bed!

Ciao!




Gnite sweetums wave till next time angel lips
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Sep 22, 2009 6:28 PM CST Auntie Moon 'n Uncle Bobs problem page
bodleing
bodleingbodleingGreater Manchester, England UK238 Threads 8 Polls 13,810 Posts
serene56: Yes the is definitely the key. Personally speaking, when indulging in the , I glance in the mirror and marvel at my unrivalled attractiveness and can't help congratulating myself on my superb skills on the dancefloor during an evening out


Oh no...the last time I was dancing was with a crazed
French lesbian dressed as a lion (her, not me) on a
beach in Mexico, I ruptured my achilles tendon.

Wont be dancing for a while yet!!!


laugh
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Sep 22, 2009 6:31 PM CST Auntie Moon 'n Uncle Bobs problem page
serene56
serene56serene56Myplace, New South Wales Australia543 Threads 10 Polls 27,959 Posts
bodleing: Oh no...the last time I was dancing was with a crazed
French lesbian dressed as a lion (her, not me) on a
beach in Mexico, I ruptured my achilles tendon.

Wont be dancing for a while yet!!!




wow some people have ALL the fun laugh cheers
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