Funny funky bumperstickers and quotes, etc...II ( Archived) (17)

Oct 19, 2009 12:41 PM CST Funny funky bumperstickers and quotes, etc...II
It's time! I'll start us off with one that tickled me. It's just a teensie icky, but I LMAO when I read it. MORE TO FOLLOW! (now, play nice!)


Here it is. Are y'all ready? a-one and a-two and a----

"it's not how you pick your nose, it's where you stash the booger"


(no comments--just keep throwing 'em this way. Let's laugh.)
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Oct 19, 2009 12:43 PM CST Funny funky bumperstickers and quotes, etc...II
HJFinAZ
HJFinAZHJFinAZSun CIty, Arizona USA870 Threads 1 Polls 17,068 Posts
NOW how do you like your "Change"?rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Oct 19, 2009 12:48 PM CST Funny funky bumperstickers and quotes, etc...II
amahlala
amahlalaamahlalaAberdeen, South Dakota USA21 Threads 8,314 Posts
rohaan: It's time! I'll start us off with one that tickled me. It's just a teensie icky, but I LMAO when I read it. MORE TO FOLLOW! (now, play nice!)Here it is. Are y'all ready? a-one and a-two and a----

"it's not how you pick your nose, it's where you stash the booger"(no comments--just keep throwing 'em this way. Let's laugh.)


You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose but you can't pick your friends' nose!......
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Oct 19, 2009 12:51 PM CST Funny funky bumperstickers and quotes, etc...II
amahlala: You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose but you can't pick your friends' nose!......
Yay-Hoo! My girl came through! You're on it, darlin'hug lips
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Oct 19, 2009 12:52 PM CST Funny funky bumperstickers and quotes, etc...II
HJFinAZ: NOW how do you like your "Change"?
Tell me more. I sure as heck don't get this.confused
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Oct 19, 2009 1:39 PM CST Funny funky bumperstickers and quotes, etc...II
amahlala
amahlalaamahlalaAberdeen, South Dakota USA21 Threads 8,314 Posts
There is a difference between flicking boogers and flipping burgers.cool
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Oct 19, 2009 1:41 PM CST Funny funky bumperstickers and quotes, etc...II
bettyboop63
bettyboop63bettyboop63glasgow, Strathclyde, Scotland UK61 Threads 2,036 Posts
you are like school in the summer- no class...thumbs up
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Oct 19, 2009 1:48 PM CST Funny funky bumperstickers and quotes, etc...II
amahlala
amahlalaamahlalaAberdeen, South Dakota USA21 Threads 8,314 Posts
I can't brain today...I have the dumb!laugh
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Oct 19, 2009 4:13 PM CST Funny funky bumperstickers and quotes, etc...II
bettyboop63: you are like school in the summer- no class...
"You're not fast, but you're half-fast". You'll like this one, Lass--"A Woman Needs A Man Like A Fish Needs A Bicycle", or how about "If they can put a man on the moon, why not all of them"?
"Did you make that baloney sandwich from scratch or did you use a recipe?"cool
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Oct 19, 2009 4:47 PM CST Funny funky bumperstickers and quotes, etc...II
Raven0
Raven0Raven0Right here, Alberta Canada28 Threads 3,454 Posts
-Constipated People Don't Give A Crap.-
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Oct 19, 2009 4:50 PM CST Funny funky bumperstickers and quotes, etc...II
amahlala
amahlalaamahlalaAberdeen, South Dakota USA21 Threads 8,314 Posts
Come to the Darkside...We Have Cookies!devil
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Oct 19, 2009 4:51 PM CST Funny funky bumperstickers and quotes, etc...II
Raven0
Raven0Raven0Right here, Alberta Canada28 Threads 3,454 Posts
amahlala: Come to the Darkside...We Have Cookies!

That's my favorite!



-No one is listening until you fart.-


-Save the trees, wipe your butt with an owl.-
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Oct 20, 2009 4:59 PM CST Funny funky bumperstickers and quotes, etc...II
"My wife ran off with my best friend - and I miss him".

"Finding a partner is like going into a public restroom. They're either taken or full of s...."
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Oct 20, 2009 5:26 PM CST Funny funky bumperstickers and quotes, etc...II
amahlala
amahlalaamahlalaAberdeen, South Dakota USA21 Threads 8,314 Posts
Your mind is empty...just like a black hole
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Oct 20, 2009 6:02 PM CST Funny funky bumperstickers and quotes, etc...II
hopefloats
hopefloatshopefloatsSlim's Lady, Tennessee USA51 Threads 6,660 Posts
If you're close enough to read this.....I can slam on my brakes and sue you!


Great thread! I LOVE it!
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Oct 21, 2009 11:23 AM CST Funny funky bumperstickers and quotes, etc...II
amahlala
amahlalaamahlalaAberdeen, South Dakota USA21 Threads 8,314 Posts
STRESS: When the brain overides the body's desire to choke the crap out of someone who desperately needs it!devil
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Oct 21, 2009 11:55 AM CST Funny funky bumperstickers and quotes, etc...II
gordy22222
gordy22222gordy22222whitehorse, Yukon Territory Canada22 Threads 3 Polls 938 Posts
on harry,s truck dawson city << he who has the most toys when he dies ,wins >>
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