Girl, if watchin somebody jerk off ain't your thing, don't even worry about it.
LadyPhoenix1965: Ok, so I just got an email from a local man. YAY! Right? Lives only 20 minutes away, HUGE bonus! Little bit younger, but you never know. So I open his mail. Wants to know if I would like to get together with him and watch him.... self satisfy.
Englishman55Salisbury, Wiltshire, England UK6,405 posts
LadyPhoenix1965: Hmm..... I can't deny the great intellect is a bit of a turn on.
Well, I have never called mine that before..... "great intellect"... It has a nice ring to it though, and men are always accused of thinking with the wrong head !
LadyPhoenix1965: I was trying to be subtle with my words, Ali. "Self satisfying" is a less offensive way to say it. I've gotten in trouble for being too 'hard core'.
You should explain to Ali if you meant the guy wanted to have you watching him playing with his plonker!
Lord - this is like candid camera, but not so much fun!
Englishman55: Well, I have never called mine that before..... "great intellect"... It has a nice ring to it though, and men are always accused of thinking with the wrong head !
Trust your initial instincts they are usually right! We have them for a reason basic instinct is the strongest navigator we got it's kept humanity alive for many decades why doubt it?
LadyPhoenix1965: Ok, so I just got an email from a local man. YAY! Right? Lives only 20 minutes away, HUGE bonus! Little bit younger, but you never know. So I open his mail. Wants to know if I would like to get together with him and watch him.... self satisfy.
I deleted him without response. Was I wrong?
Nope. If they're gonna send an email like that, that's what they should expect in return. Would he ask someone at the coffee shop the same question?
LadyPhoenix1965: Ok, so I just got an email from a local man. YAY! Right? Lives only 20 minutes away, HUGE bonus! Little bit younger, but you never know. So I open his mail. Wants to know if I would like to get together with him and watch him.... self satisfy.
I deleted him without response. Was I wrong?
Nope. If they're gonna send an email like that, that's what they should expect in return. Would he ask someone at the coffee shop the same question?
UrDreamsCumTru: Trust your initial instincts they are usually right! We have them for a reason basic instinct is the strongest navigator we got it's kept humanity alive for many decades why doubt it?
OMGosh! Look how adorable you are!!! That's it. Back to the 'men are visual' thread, we just lost all the guys...
Thanks for the comment, DreamGirl.
(OOPS! No alcohol for you. I'm in the USA, and you're only 20)
DoznEggs: Nope. If they're gonna send an email like that, that's what they should expect in return. Would he ask someone at the coffee shop the same question?
I think not.
Good point! Although he might if we met at a pub...
Ambrose2007: You mean, say, watch him read passages from the Encyclopedia of Philosophy (one of my favorite methods of self-satisfaction)?
If so, you were probably right to delete him without response. I know from experience that we intellectuals can be tough to deal with.
Or perhaps enjoying a hot fudge sundae? Or Mexican food? Oooh, how I miss good Mexican food. If anyone would like to watch me "self-satisfy", please arrange for me to have some chips with lots of salsa, guacamole, and cheese dip....followed by a combination plate with an enchilada, taco, rice and beans....and of course, a good Margarita.
Seriously, his email warrants absolutely no response.
LadyPhoenix1965: Ok, so I just got an email from a local man. YAY! Right? Lives only 20 minutes away, HUGE bonus! Little bit younger, but you never know. So I open his mail. Wants to know if I would like to get together with him and watch him.... self satisfy.
I deleted him without response. Was I wrong?
I'd of at least had some cupcakes and milk for refreshments.. but jeepers... when I think about it.. you gals have the audacity to complain about my "gruff" persona, my inability to capture a girlfriend, and my lack of empathy for slackers and loosers.. WOMEN..!!!! I just don't understand yous.. ---SoldierByte---
LadyPhoenix1965: Ok, so I just got an email from a local man. YAY! Right? Lives only 20 minutes away, HUGE bonus! Little bit younger, but you never know. So I open his mail. Wants to know if I would like to get together with him and watch him.... self satisfy.
I deleted him without response. Was I wrong?
Well don't say he didn't try to involve you in his hobby!
DoznEggs: Nope. If they're gonna send an email like that, that's what they should expect in return. Would he ask someone at the coffee shop the same question? I think not.
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