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Aug 5, 2006 7:11 PM CST Vegetative state....
Unionjoe
UnionjoeUnionjoeMedia, Pennsylvania USA48 Threads 760 Posts
While watching the basketball game on TV Monday night my wife and I were discussing life and death. I told her, "Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."

She promptly got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all my beer.

Some days I hate being married to a smartass.


cheers
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Aug 5, 2006 7:16 PM CST Vegetative state....
RainbowSlider
RainbowSliderRainbowSliderYellville, USA171 Threads 7,174 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Aug 5, 2006 8:46 PM CST Vegetative state....
2cuteforu
2cuteforu2cuteforuhuntsville, Alabama USA8 Threads 318 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing i like that one.!!!!!!!
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Aug 5, 2006 8:55 PM CST Vegetative state....
RillyNiceGuy
RillyNiceGuyRillyNiceGuySoutheast, Arkansas USA839 Threads 13,003 Posts
A new guy at the constuction site got his arm cutoff. His friend put it in a plastic bag and took him to the doctor. One hour later he was back at work doing well.

Well!, the darn fool got his foot cut off this time. His friend took the foot in a plastic bag and him to the doctor. One hour later he was back and playing football with the guys during break.

After break he was leaning on a wall and a saw came through the wall and cut his head off. So his friend takes his head in a bag and him to the doctor.

He waited for his friend bacause it was only going to be an hour. Well! three hours past. So, he asked the doctor how his friend was.

OH! he is dead. DEAD? Yep! Some damn fool put his head in a bag and he sufficated to death on the way here.
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Aug 16, 2006 7:03 PM CST Vegetative state....
nitanell
nitanellnitanellLos Angeles, California USA2 Threads 35 Posts
CUTE!!!!
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Aug 16, 2006 7:05 PM CST Vegetative state....
xfahctor
xfahctorxfahctorlancaster, New Hampshire USA44 Threads 1,643 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing
when i first started reading that i was alrady thinking of a deep philisophical response
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Aug 16, 2006 7:08 PM CST Vegetative state....
BigCat
BigCatBigCatHull, East Riding of Yorkshire, England UK3 Threads 177 Posts
joe, they are getting worse matedoh
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Aug 16, 2006 7:33 PM CST Vegetative state....
SusieRR
SusieRRSusieRRnortheast, Ohio USA78 Threads 3 Polls 2,122 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing
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Aug 16, 2006 7:39 PM CST Vegetative state....
RainbowSlider
RainbowSliderRainbowSliderYellville, USA171 Threads 7,174 Posts
Damn, sometimes ya just can't win.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Aug 22, 2006 9:10 AM CST Vegetative state....
PeachesandCream
PeachesandCreamPeachesandCreamConcord, North Carolina USA43 Threads 675 Posts
How can she be a smartass, she followed your Last Wish, to the letterrolling on the floor laughing Seems she loved you enough to fulfill your dying wishangel
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Aug 22, 2006 9:25 AM CST Vegetative state....
Jamie05rhs
Jamie05rhsJamie05rhsStaunton, Virginia USA3 Posts
Dude, you should get off this dating site. You're lucky to have a woman like that.
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Aug 22, 2006 9:30 AM CST Vegetative state....
deborah12
deborah12deborah12wolverhampton, UK89 Threads 11,243 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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