While watching the basketball game on TV Monday night my wife and I were discussing life and death. I told her, "Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."
She promptly got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all my beer.
A new guy at the constuction site got his arm cutoff. His friend put it in a plastic bag and took him to the doctor. One hour later he was back at work doing well.
Well!, the darn fool got his foot cut off this time. His friend took the foot in a plastic bag and him to the doctor. One hour later he was back and playing football with the guys during break.
After break he was leaning on a wall and a saw came through the wall and cut his head off. So his friend takes his head in a bag and him to the doctor.
He waited for his friend bacause it was only going to be an hour. Well! three hours past. So, he asked the doctor how his friend was.
OH! he is dead. DEAD? Yep! Some damn fool put his head in a bag and he sufficated to death on the way here.
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She promptly got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all my beer.
Some days I hate being married to a smartass.