I Have A problem !! ( Archived) (75)

Dec 5, 2009 5:25 PM CST I Have A problem !!
Englishman55
Englishman55Englishman55Salisbury, Wiltshire, England UK31 Threads 2 Polls 6,405 Posts
I have just returned home from an evening of frivolity and fun at the local bar. !

Switched my laptop on and noticed a rather long hair on my keyboard.

For all you guys that have hair, this is not a problem, but for me..... this one has to be 14 inches long, 35-40cm and I have absolutely no idea where it came from.

Any suggestions please... all greatfully received....
And before you jump to conclusions... the only place I have hair is on my chest.

Do I have an intruder.....?... and no I have not had too much wine, so the wishful thinking aspect is way off the mark

dunno
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Dec 5, 2009 5:28 PM CST I Have A problem !!
gingerb
gingerbgingerbLetterkenny, Donegal Ireland7 Threads 1 Polls 4,139 Posts
Englishman55: I have just returned home from an evening of frivolity and fun at the local bar. !

Switched my laptop on and noticed a rather long hair on my keyboard.

For all you guys that have hair, this is not a problem, but for me..... this one has to be 14 inches long, 35-40cm and I have absolutely no idea where it came from.

Any suggestions please... all greatfully received....
And before you jump to conclusions... the only place I have hair is on my chest.

Do I have an intruder.....?... and no I have not had too much wine, so the wishful thinking aspect is way off the mark


It could have come from a dog or a horse and been on your sleeve and you maybe hadn't noticed it.........laugh dunno
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Dec 5, 2009 5:29 PM CST I Have A problem !!
Thalassa
ThalassaThalassaRome, Lazio Italy104 Threads 2,410 Posts
Hmmmmmm...do you have a housekeeper?
A jealous ex who still has a key to your place?
Is there anything that could explain it?
What about transference? From some woman in the bar to your shirt or jacket and then from your shirt to your keyboard, perhaps?
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Dec 5, 2009 5:31 PM CST I Have A problem !!
sassy49senior
sassy49seniorsassy49seniorItty Bitty, Nebraska USA274 Threads 4,632 Posts
Englishman55: I have just returned home from an evening of frivolity and fun at the local bar. !

Switched my laptop on and noticed a rather long hair on my keyboard.

For all you guys that have hair, this is not a problem, but for me..... this one has to be 14 inches long, 35-40cm and I have absolutely no idea where it came from.

Any suggestions please... all greatfully received....
And before you jump to conclusions... the only place I have hair is on my chest.

Do I have an intruder.....?... and no I have not had too much wine, so the wishful thinking aspect is way off the mark




Static electricity darlin'. You picked up a hair on your shirt, etc. while at the bar. When you opened your laptop the electricity coming off it and you pulled the hair on your keyboard. dunno What I'm really trying to say, is, if it was long and black I tried to be more careful. wink teddybear
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Dec 5, 2009 5:31 PM CST I Have A problem !!
xxfrecklesxx
xxfrecklesxxxxfrecklesxxBanyeres de Mariola, Valencia Spain23 Threads 1 Polls 1,568 Posts
If its blonde its mine.....laugh
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Dec 5, 2009 5:31 PM CST I Have A problem !!
bodleing
bodleingbodleingGreater Manchester, England UK238 Threads 8 Polls 13,810 Posts
I wouldn't worry about it.

Hair today...gone tomorrow.



giggle
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Dec 5, 2009 5:37 PM CST I Have A problem !!
markizamkd25
markizamkd25markizamkd25Skive, Central Jutland Denmark235 Threads 5 Polls 4,706 Posts
sassy49senior: Static electricity darlin'. You picked up a hair on your shirt, etc. while at the bar. When you opened your laptop the electricity coming off it and you pulled the hair on your keyboard.
thumbs up i think thats it
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Dec 5, 2009 5:48 PM CST I Have A problem !!
imsophie1
imsophie1imsophie1Knox, Pennsylvania USA23 Threads 501 Posts
I think he knows exactly where that hair came from! rolling on the floor laughing He's just bragging and building us up till he reveals his mystery woman.
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Dec 5, 2009 5:53 PM CST I Have A problem !!
Englishman55
Englishman55Englishman55Salisbury, Wiltshire, England UK31 Threads 2 Polls 6,405 Posts
gingerb: It could have come from a dog or a horse and been on your sleeve and you maybe hadn't noticed it.........


Oh yes... loads of horses where I live and dogs... not one to be seen !... still don't know !
dunno
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Dec 5, 2009 5:54 PM CST I Have A problem !!
Englishman55
Englishman55Englishman55Salisbury, Wiltshire, England UK31 Threads 2 Polls 6,405 Posts
Thalassa: Hmmmmmm...do you have a housekeeper?
A jealous ex who still has a key to your place?
Is there anything that could explain it?
What about transference? From some woman in the bar to your shirt or jacket and then from your shirt to your keyboard, perhaps?


Now that really is just wishfull thinking on my part ! wink
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Dec 5, 2009 5:55 PM CST I Have A problem !!
trish123
trish123trish123Macclesfield, Cheshire, England UK177 Threads 4 Polls 13,724 Posts
Englishman55: Oh yes... loads of horses where I live and dogs... not one to be seen !... still don't know !


It mustve been from all those ladies at the bar who wouldnt let you go till youd hugged each and ever one of them laugh
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Dec 5, 2009 5:56 PM CST I Have A problem !!
bettyboop63
bettyboop63bettyboop63glasgow, Strathclyde, Scotland UK61 Threads 2,036 Posts
hi ev1...wave ..nice pic trish...thumbs up ..wine
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Dec 5, 2009 5:57 PM CST I Have A problem !!
Englishman55
Englishman55Englishman55Salisbury, Wiltshire, England UK31 Threads 2 Polls 6,405 Posts
sassy49senior: Static electricity darlin'. You picked up a hair on your shirt, etc. while at the bar. When you opened your laptop the electricity coming off it and you pulled the hair on your keyboard. What I'm really trying to say, is, if it was long and black I tried to be more careful.


Well thats good to know Sassy... that I "pulled" a hair.... crying


Can't remember the last I pulled, but a hair is good for now.. Thankyou.... moping

Just gonna go see if I can pull the skin off a rice pidding !

blues moping
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Dec 5, 2009 5:58 PM CST I Have A problem !!
Englishman55
Englishman55Englishman55Salisbury, Wiltshire, England UK31 Threads 2 Polls 6,405 Posts
xxfrecklesxx: If its blonde its mine.....


Not blonde, but you can tinkle the ivories on my keyboard !

blushing wink
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Dec 5, 2009 5:58 PM CST I Have A problem !!
trish123
trish123trish123Macclesfield, Cheshire, England UK177 Threads 4 Polls 13,724 Posts
bettyboop63: hi ev1... ..nice pic trish... ..


Cheers BB, Morgan took it thumbs up wave wine
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Dec 5, 2009 6:01 PM CST I Have A problem !!
Englishman55
Englishman55Englishman55Salisbury, Wiltshire, England UK31 Threads 2 Polls 6,405 Posts
imsophie1: I think he knows exactly where that hair came from! He's just bragging and building us up till he reveals his mystery woman.


Magaari !!
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Dec 5, 2009 6:03 PM CST I Have A problem !!
UMeUMe
UMeUMeUMeUMeKuwait, Al Asimah Kuwait1 Threads 150 Posts
xxfrecklesxx: If its blonde its mine.....


Dang, girl,you swing so far!

rolling on the floor laughing
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Dec 5, 2009 6:03 PM CST I Have A problem !!
Englishman55
Englishman55Englishman55Salisbury, Wiltshire, England UK31 Threads 2 Polls 6,405 Posts
trish123: It mustve been from all those ladies at the bar who wouldnt let you go till youd hugged each and ever one of them


Trish.... I want to join your dreamworld... how much are the tickets, coz my wolrd is not the same !banana
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Dec 5, 2009 6:05 PM CST I Have A problem !!
RobertC2
RobertC2RobertC2Xaghra, Gozo, Gozo Malta91 Threads 8 Polls 8,344 Posts
Englishman55: I have just returned home from an evening of frivolity and fun at the local bar. !

Switched my laptop on and noticed a rather long hair on my keyboard.

For all you guys that have hair, this is not a problem, but for me..... this one has to be 14 inches long, 35-40cm and I have absolutely no idea where it came from.

Any suggestions please... all greatfully received....
And before you jump to conclusions... the only place I have hair is on my chest.

Do I have an intruder.....?... and no I have not had too much wine, so the wishful thinking aspect is way off the mark


Ask Boban...... he knows about these things. I know Italian ladies have lovely long lustrous hair, but 14 inches is probably a record if it's very, very curly!

that song.............. 'and the hairs of her dicky dando' springs to mind! conversing
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Dec 5, 2009 6:06 PM CST I Have A problem !!
jeepers
jeepersjeepersCowpet Bay, Saint Thomas Virgin Islands (USA)57 Threads 10,968 Posts
Is it one of your pubics ? uh oh
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