Englishman55OPSalisbury, Wiltshire, England UK6,405 posts
I have just returned home from an evening of frivolity and fun at the local bar. !
Switched my laptop on and noticed a rather long hair on my keyboard.
For all you guys that have hair, this is not a problem, but for me..... this one has to be 14 inches long, 35-40cm and I have absolutely no idea where it came from.
Any suggestions please... all greatfully received.... And before you jump to conclusions... the only place I have hair is on my chest.
Do I have an intruder.....?... and no I have not had too much wine, so the wishful thinking aspect is way off the mark
Englishman55: I have just returned home from an evening of frivolity and fun at the local bar. !
Switched my laptop on and noticed a rather long hair on my keyboard.
For all you guys that have hair, this is not a problem, but for me..... this one has to be 14 inches long, 35-40cm and I have absolutely no idea where it came from.
Any suggestions please... all greatfully received.... And before you jump to conclusions... the only place I have hair is on my chest.
Do I have an intruder.....?... and no I have not had too much wine, so the wishful thinking aspect is way off the mark
It could have come from a dog or a horse and been on your sleeve and you maybe hadn't noticed it.........
Hmmmmmm...do you have a housekeeper? A jealous ex who still has a key to your place? Is there anything that could explain it? What about transference? From some woman in the bar to your shirt or jacket and then from your shirt to your keyboard, perhaps?
Englishman55: I have just returned home from an evening of frivolity and fun at the local bar. !
Switched my laptop on and noticed a rather long hair on my keyboard.
For all you guys that have hair, this is not a problem, but for me..... this one has to be 14 inches long, 35-40cm and I have absolutely no idea where it came from.
Any suggestions please... all greatfully received.... And before you jump to conclusions... the only place I have hair is on my chest.
Do I have an intruder.....?... and no I have not had too much wine, so the wishful thinking aspect is way off the mark
Static electricity darlin'. You picked up a hair on your shirt, etc. while at the bar. When you opened your laptop the electricity coming off it and you pulled the hair on your keyboard. What I'm really trying to say, is, if it was long and black I tried to be more careful.
sassy49senior: Static electricity darlin'. You picked up a hair on your shirt, etc. while at the bar. When you opened your laptop the electricity coming off it and you pulled the hair on your keyboard.
Englishman55OPSalisbury, Wiltshire, England UK6,405 posts
Thalassa: Hmmmmmm...do you have a housekeeper? A jealous ex who still has a key to your place? Is there anything that could explain it? What about transference? From some woman in the bar to your shirt or jacket and then from your shirt to your keyboard, perhaps?
Now that really is just wishfull thinking on my part !
Englishman55OPSalisbury, Wiltshire, England UK6,405 posts
sassy49senior: Static electricity darlin'. You picked up a hair on your shirt, etc. while at the bar. When you opened your laptop the electricity coming off it and you pulled the hair on your keyboard. What I'm really trying to say, is, if it was long and black I tried to be more careful.
Well thats good to know Sassy... that I "pulled" a hair....
Can't remember the last I pulled, but a hair is good for now.. Thankyou....
Just gonna go see if I can pull the skin off a rice pidding !
Englishman55: I have just returned home from an evening of frivolity and fun at the local bar. !
Switched my laptop on and noticed a rather long hair on my keyboard.
For all you guys that have hair, this is not a problem, but for me..... this one has to be 14 inches long, 35-40cm and I have absolutely no idea where it came from.
Any suggestions please... all greatfully received.... And before you jump to conclusions... the only place I have hair is on my chest.
Do I have an intruder.....?... and no I have not had too much wine, so the wishful thinking aspect is way off the mark
Ask Boban...... he knows about these things. I know Italian ladies have lovely long lustrous hair, but 14 inches is probably a record if it's very, very curly!
that song.............. 'and the hairs of her dicky dando' springs to mind!
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Switched my laptop on and noticed a rather long hair on my keyboard.
For all you guys that have hair, this is not a problem, but for me..... this one has to be 14 inches long, 35-40cm and I have absolutely no idea where it came from.
Any suggestions please... all greatfully received....
And before you jump to conclusions... the only place I have hair is on my chest.
Do I have an intruder.....?... and no I have not had too much wine, so the wishful thinking aspect is way off the mark