THE BLONDES REVENGE ( Archived) (32)

Feb 8, 2010 3:09 PM CST THE BLONDES REVENGE
patmac
patmacpatmacglasgow, Strathclyde, Scotland UK730 Threads 6 Polls 9,662 Posts
The pharmacist walks into the store to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall.

He asks the blonde clerk:
"What's with that guy over there by the wall?"

The blonde clerk responds:


"Well, he came in here this morning to get
something for his cough.

I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him a bottle of laxative."

The pharmacist said:
"You can't treat a cough with a laxative!"

The blonde clerk responds,
"Of course you can!
.
.
Look at him, he's afraid to cough

devil devil devil
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Feb 8, 2010 4:03 PM CST THE BLONDES REVENGE
autumnstarlight
autumnstarlightautumnstarlightunknown, Antrim Ireland9 Threads 1,472 Posts
Nice one rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Feb 8, 2010 4:15 PM CST THE BLONDES REVENGE
rebelluvr
rebelluvrrebelluvrMonroeville, Alabama USA3 Threads 1,627 Posts
autumnstarlight: Nice one





wait til lee oo1 reads this ! lmao rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Feb 8, 2010 4:17 PM CST THE BLONDES REVENGE
Ohhhhhhhhh Pat that's Brillllllllllll rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing thumbs up
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Feb 8, 2010 4:20 PM CST THE BLONDES REVENGE
patmac
patmacpatmacglasgow, Strathclyde, Scotland UK730 Threads 6 Polls 9,662 Posts
Nuliiiiiii: Ohhhhhhhhh Pat that's Brillllllllllll
NEXT one better, got a cracker I can't post though.
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Feb 8, 2010 4:22 PM CST THE BLONDES REVENGE
Mail it
laugh laugh wink
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Feb 8, 2010 6:10 PM CST THE BLONDES REVENGE
ladyfingers
ladyfingersladyfingersclovis, nm, New Mexico USA261 Threads 1 Polls 5,456 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing now, it's blondes you are making jokes about scold


signed:

Old blonde
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Feb 8, 2010 6:19 PM CST THE BLONDES REVENGE
texasgirl8585
texasgirl8585texasgirl8585Fort Worth, Texas USA12 Threads 409 Posts
patmac: NEXT one better, got a cracker I can't post though.

Why not? Do post!!!
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Feb 8, 2010 8:28 PM CST THE BLONDES REVENGE
scold
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Feb 8, 2010 8:31 PM CST THE BLONDES REVENGE
patmac
patmacpatmacglasgow, Strathclyde, Scotland UK730 Threads 6 Polls 9,662 Posts
Hey the blonde won this timewave grin wine
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Feb 8, 2010 8:32 PM CST THE BLONDES REVENGE
patmac: Hey the blonde won this time
wave

HEY PATMAC!! i COULD USE A WIN MYSELF!
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Feb 8, 2010 8:36 PM CST THE BLONDES REVENGE
patmac
patmacpatmacglasgow, Strathclyde, Scotland UK730 Threads 6 Polls 9,662 Posts
felixis99: HEY PATMAC!! i COULD USE A WIN MYSELF!
Look like a champ to methumbs up grin
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Feb 8, 2010 8:42 PM CST THE BLONDES REVENGE
Englishman55
Englishman55Englishman55Salisbury, Wiltshire, England UK31 Threads 2 Polls 6,405 Posts
patmac: The pharmacist walks into the store to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall.

He asks the blonde clerk:
"What's with that guy over there by the wall?"

The blonde clerk responds: "Well, he came in here this morning to get
something for his cough.

I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him a bottle of laxative."

The pharmacist said:
"You can't treat a cough with a laxative!"

The blonde clerk responds,
"Of course you can!
.
.
Look at him, he's afraid to cough

So as the pharmacist slaps his forehead in amazement and looks out the window for some inspiration, he notices a fully laden hearse with the casket in the back, rolling down the hill, and no driver behind the wheel.

50 yards behind is the undertaker, running frantically after it shouting....

Can anyone stop my coffin. ?

Yes the pharmacist shouts back, my assistant has just the thing !
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Feb 8, 2010 9:15 PM CST THE BLONDES REVENGE
tHANKS pATMAC! yOU AND eNGLISH ARE A BARREL OF LAUGHS TONIGHT! oR SHOULD i CONCEDE THAT LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE? (HEE HEE)devil
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Feb 8, 2010 9:18 PM CST THE BLONDES REVENGE
Englishman55
Englishman55Englishman55Salisbury, Wiltshire, England UK31 Threads 2 Polls 6,405 Posts
felixis99: tHANKS pATMAC! yOU AND eNGLISH ARE A BARREL OF LAUGHS TONIGHT! oR SHOULD i CONCEDE THAT LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE? (HEE HEE)

You been at the Readers Digest again ? comfort
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Feb 8, 2010 9:19 PM CST THE BLONDES REVENGE
Englishman55: You been at the Readers Digest again ?


indeed not! I've been reading your post, and Patmacs...typing
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Feb 8, 2010 9:30 PM CST THE BLONDES REVENGE
patmac
patmacpatmacglasgow, Strathclyde, Scotland UK730 Threads 6 Polls 9,662 Posts
felixis99: indeed not! I've been reading your post, and Patmacs...
OH DEAR I'LL let youoff this time I am a SCOT.
not ennfhfdjish(can't even spell it) sorry steve to each his own.sigh grin wine
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Feb 8, 2010 9:32 PM CST THE BLONDES REVENGE
Joyfullspirit
JoyfullspiritJoyfullspiritBenton Harbor, Michigan USA2 Threads 74 Posts
patmac: Hey the blonde won this time


Yep! And had more fun doing it, too! tongue
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Feb 8, 2010 9:32 PM CST THE BLONDES REVENGE
patmac
patmacpatmacglasgow, Strathclyde, Scotland UK730 Threads 6 Polls 9,662 Posts
patmac: OH DEAR I'LL let youoff this time I am a SCOT.
not ennfhfdjish(can't even spell it) sorry steve to each his own.
OOPS my error re - read it I'msorry felixbouquet doh grin
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Feb 8, 2010 9:56 PM CST THE BLONDES REVENGE
lee001
lee001lee001manahawkin, New Jersey USA10 Threads 682 Posts
professor WHAT'S BLACK AND BLUE AND BROWN AND LAYING IN A DITCH?










uh oh














A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes.



grin
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