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Apr 27, 2010 2:03 PM CST What im looking for in a man............................
xxfrecklesxx
xxfrecklesxxxxfrecklesxxBanyeres de Mariola, Valencia Spain23 Threads 1 Polls 1,568 Posts
What I want in a man.

Original List
When I was 20 (something)

1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
4. A caring listener
5. Witty
6. In good shape
7. Dresses with style
8. Appreciates finer things
9. Full of thoughtful surprises

What I Want in a Man Revised List (age 32)

1. Nice looking
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
4. Listens more than talks
5. Laughs at my jokes
6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
7. Owns at least one tie
8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries


What I Want in a Man Revised List (age 42)

1. Not too ugly
2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
3. Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally
4. Nods head when I'm talking
5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
10. Shaves most weekends


What I Want in a Man Revised List (age 52)

1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
3. Can tow a Caravan
4. Can cook a BBQ
5. Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times
6. Appreciates a good TV dinner
7. Helps with the housework


What I Want in a Man Revised List (age 62)

1. Doesn't scare small children
2. Remembers where I have put things
3. Can still tow a van without causing chaos on the road
4. Remembers why he's laughing
5. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
6. Usually wears some clothes
7. Doesn't notice my facial hair and wrinkles
8. Remembers where he left his teeth
9. Stops trying to tell jokes


What I Want in a Man Revised List (age 72)

1. Breathing.
2. Doesn't miss the toilet.
3. Remembers where we both live.
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Apr 27, 2010 3:32 PM CST What im looking for in a man............................
gleneagle
gleneaglegleneagleNew York City, New York USA36 Threads 3 Polls 1,147 Posts
You should have no bother finding that. What about the ability to please you by his loving ways?
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Apr 27, 2010 3:35 PM CST What im looking for in a man............................
Costapacket
CostapacketCostapacketparis, Centre-Val de Loire France2 Threads 2,182 Posts
I probably fit into the aged 82 list but you missed my qualities off....laugh
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Apr 27, 2010 3:38 PM CST What im looking for in a man............................
Englishman55
Englishman55Englishman55Salisbury, Wiltshire, England UK31 Threads 2 Polls 6,405 Posts
In any of your lists, I didn't see........

Large wallet
Numerous major credit cards.
Large bank account

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Apr 27, 2010 3:45 PM CST What im looking for in a man............................
nataliemkd
nataliemkdnataliemkdPrilep, Macedonia4 Threads 182 Posts
xxfrecklesxx: What I want in a man.

Original List


What I Want in a Man Revised List (age 32)

1. Nice looking
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
4. Listens more than talks
5. Laughs at my jokes
6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
7. Owns at least one tie
8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries




In the list of women in their 30's I would have to add something very important wink Man who wants to have kids roll eyes
We may not say it, but it is an important criteria wine





rolling on the floor laughing roll eyes laugh wink
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Apr 27, 2010 4:16 PM CST What im looking for in a man............................
mastic55
mastic55mastic55Long Island, New York USA167 Threads 6,859 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Apr 27, 2010 4:22 PM CST What im looking for in a man............................
Englishman55
Englishman55Englishman55Salisbury, Wiltshire, England UK31 Threads 2 Polls 6,405 Posts
nataliemkd: In the list of women in their 30's I would have to add something very important Man who wants to have kids
We may not say it, but it is an important criteria


Kids !!!.... are you a goat or do you mean children doh

laugh laugh
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Apr 27, 2010 4:39 PM CST What im looking for in a man............................
xxfrecklesxx
xxfrecklesxxxxfrecklesxxBanyeres de Mariola, Valencia Spain23 Threads 1 Polls 1,568 Posts
Englishman55: In any of your lists, I didn't see........

Large wallet
Numerous major credit cards.
Large bank account



would that one come in if he was 82... .and I was 22....laugh











tongue
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Apr 27, 2010 4:40 PM CST What im looking for in a man............................
JAN_is
JAN_isJAN_isMurcia city centre, Murcia Spain109 Threads 3,849 Posts
I haven´t moved on from the age 20 list. rolling on the floor laughing
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Apr 27, 2010 4:41 PM CST What im looking for in a man............................
xxfrecklesxx
xxfrecklesxxxxfrecklesxxBanyeres de Mariola, Valencia Spain23 Threads 1 Polls 1,568 Posts
JAN_is: I haven´t moved on from the age 20 list.


thumbs up no me neither...laugh cheers
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Apr 27, 2010 4:41 PM CST What im looking for in a man............................
Englishman55
Englishman55Englishman55Salisbury, Wiltshire, England UK31 Threads 2 Polls 6,405 Posts
xxfrecklesxx: would that one come in if he was 82... .and I was 22....

I thought it fitted all the categories rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Apr 27, 2010 4:43 PM CST What im looking for in a man............................
nataliemkd
nataliemkdnataliemkdPrilep, Macedonia4 Threads 182 Posts
Englishman55: Kids !!!.... are you a goat or do you mean children


doh It's no use how much I try, I just don't get your sense of humor mumbling

What's the heck is wrong with the word "kids" dunno

PS Look it up in the dictionary, it is not in any way nor in any connection with goats laugh
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Apr 27, 2010 4:43 PM CST What im looking for in a man............................
gussi
gussigussiVilters-Wangs, St Gallen Switzerland12 Threads 2 Polls 4,032 Posts
Costapacket: I probably fit into the aged 82 list but you missed my qualities off....


List of equirements at 82

Breathes

rolling on the floor laughing
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Apr 27, 2010 4:44 PM CST What im looking for in a man............................
xxfrecklesxx
xxfrecklesxxxxfrecklesxxBanyeres de Mariola, Valencia Spain23 Threads 1 Polls 1,568 Posts
Englishman55: I thought it fitted all the categories


probably is..laugh (just not in the age 44 one....)
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Apr 27, 2010 5:27 PM CST What im looking for in a man............................
nataliemkd: It's no use how much I try, I just don't get your sense of humor

What's the heck is wrong with the word "kids"

PS Look it up in the dictionary, it is not in any way nor in any connection with goats
I thought everybody knew that a baby goat is called a "Kid"?
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Apr 27, 2010 5:34 PM CST What im looking for in a man............................
Englishman55
Englishman55Englishman55Salisbury, Wiltshire, England UK31 Threads 2 Polls 6,405 Posts
nataliemkd: It's no use how much I try, I just don't get your sense of humor

What's the heck is wrong with the word "kids"

PS Look it up in the dictionary, it is not in any way nor in any connection with goats

Sorry Natalie if you don't get my humour...... not everyone does..... even I wonder sometimes doh

A young or baby goat is known as a "Kidd"
Maybe you were just looking at the wrong spelling in the dictionary. dunno

I hope my humour was not the reason for you hiding your profile ?

sad flower
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Apr 27, 2010 5:38 PM CST What im looking for in a man............................
bob1959
bob1959bob1959otisfield, Maine USA54 Threads 3 Polls 1,874 Posts
omg, That's a riot.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Apr 27, 2010 5:42 PM CST What im looking for in a man............................
JAN_is
JAN_isJAN_isMurcia city centre, Murcia Spain109 Threads 3,849 Posts
ooby_dooby: I thought everybody knew that a baby goat is called a "Kid"?


Yes, but it´s also a widely used and acceptable colloquial term for children or young people. That was what natalie was questioning I think.
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Apr 28, 2010 9:00 AM CST What im looking for in a man............................
nataliemkd
nataliemkdnataliemkdPrilep, Macedonia4 Threads 182 Posts
Englishman55: Sorry Natalie if you don't get my humour...... not everyone does..... even I wonder sometimes

A young or baby goat is known as a "Kidd"
Maybe you were just looking at the wrong spelling in the dictionary.

I hope my humour was not the reason for you hiding your profile ?


You should give me more credit wink I don't get scared easily and hide laugh
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Jul 3, 2010 9:34 PM CST What im looking for in a man............................
Nikitty20
Nikitty20Nikitty20lithonia, Georgia USA13 Posts
xxfrecklesxx: What I want in a man.

(age 72)

1. Breathing.
2. Doesn't miss the toilet.
3. Remembers where we both live.


rolling on the floor laughing thats funny stuff!!!

i wish guys would revise their lists too. Some have a long list of unnecessary requirements. But i guess u live n learn and see that some of your old requirements for a partner arent reasonable as u age.
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