Corny, but it's only Tuesday. ( Archived) (16)

Aug 29, 2006 10:28 AM CST Corny, but it's only Tuesday.
gentlepaws
gentlepawsgentlepawsAny town, Ontario Canada1,019 Threads 13 Polls 9,583 Posts
Q. Where do you find a no legged dog?
A. Right where you left him.

Q. Where do you get virgin wool from?
A. Ugly sheep.

Q. How do you double the value of a Geo Metro?
A. Fill it with gas.

Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions?
A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.

Q. Why do chicken coops have two doors?
A. Because if it had four doors it's be a chicken sedan.

Q. What does a skeleton get when he goes to a bar?
A. A beer and a mop.
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Aug 29, 2006 10:30 AM CST Corny, but it's only Tuesday.
Justadreamerhere
JustadreamerhereJustadreamerhere39 Threads 3,444 Posts
thanks for the giggles Leorolling on the floor laughing hug kiss
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Aug 29, 2006 10:32 AM CST Corny, but it's only Tuesday.
wikked
wikkedwikkedAjax, Ontario Canada655 Threads 4 Polls 6,091 Posts
Q. What does "Winnie The Pooh" and "John The Baptist" have in common...

A. Same middle name...rolling on the floor laughing

Still cracks me up this one!!
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Aug 29, 2006 10:33 AM CST Corny, but it's only Tuesday.
slicktrix
slicktrixslicktrixHagerstown, Maryland USA3 Threads 84 Posts
laugh

Thanks Paws...funny but not tasteless!peace
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Aug 29, 2006 10:35 AM CST Corny, but it's only Tuesday.
Paws, Are you Jamaican? 'Cause ja makin' me crazy!!!
That's a pick-up line. Did it work? (LOL)
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Aug 29, 2006 10:37 AM CST Corny, but it's only Tuesday.
gentlepaws
gentlepawsgentlepawsAny town, Ontario Canada1,019 Threads 13 Polls 9,583 Posts
I'm on my way. Paws
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Aug 29, 2006 10:39 AM CST Corny, but it's only Tuesday.
gentlepaws
gentlepawsgentlepawsAny town, Ontario Canada1,019 Threads 13 Polls 9,583 Posts
If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it. Paws
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Aug 29, 2006 10:45 AM CST Corny, but it's only Tuesday.
Oh my dear Paws, My heart is thumpin'(lol) Gotta go let my
30-40 year old lady friends that I have this good lookin'
hunk coming for a visit and that I will introduce you to
all of them. You are going to be very busy. Have a good
day, hon. You made my day just a little funnier.
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Aug 29, 2006 10:51 AM CST Corny, but it's only Tuesday.
SusieRR
SusieRRSusieRRnortheast, Ohio USA78 Threads 3 Polls 2,122 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing laugh
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Aug 29, 2006 1:47 PM CST Corny, but it's only Tuesday.
zdeadmanwalking
zdeadmanwalkingzdeadmanwalkingbowling green, Kentucky USA235 Threads 3,011 Posts
oh yes leo since it is tuesday here is 2 hugs for you hug hug hug 1 more in case 2 ain't enough
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Aug 29, 2006 1:47 PM CST Corny, but it's only Tuesday.
iRon12345
iRon12345iRon12345Tempe, USA35 Threads 2,473 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Aug 29, 2006 3:03 PM CST Corny, but it's only Tuesday.
gentlepaws
gentlepawsgentlepawsAny town, Ontario Canada1,019 Threads 13 Polls 9,583 Posts
Thanks for the hugs Z, I need them. Paws
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Aug 29, 2006 5:12 PM CST Corny, but it's only Tuesday.
zdeadmanwalking
zdeadmanwalkingzdeadmanwalkingbowling green, Kentucky USA235 Threads 3,011 Posts
leo you should know i am here for you,i always been just a e-mail away
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Aug 29, 2006 5:15 PM CST Corny, but it's only Tuesday.
DangerouslySweet
DangerouslySweetDangerouslySweetNorthwestern, Arizona USA12 Threads 764 Posts
Just for you Leo......hug hug hug hug hug
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Aug 29, 2006 6:01 PM CST Corny, but it's only Tuesday.
gentlepaws
gentlepawsgentlepawsAny town, Ontario Canada1,019 Threads 13 Polls 9,583 Posts
Hmmm....Z or Danger'. Have to think. Paws
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Aug 29, 2006 6:02 PM CST Corny, but it's only Tuesday.
Tumpa
TumpaTumpaottawa, Ontario Canada88 Threads 7,091 Posts
Tuesday, Tuesday, can trust that day....

Ooops. Day late.
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