Oh my dear Paws, My heart is thumpin'(lol) Gotta go let my 30-40 year old lady friends that I have this good lookin' hunk coming for a visit and that I will introduce you to all of them. You are going to be very busy. Have a good day, hon. You made my day just a little funnier.
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A. Right where you left him.
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A. Ugly sheep.
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A. A beer and a mop.