Why, Why, Why? (14)
lol this made me think too
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So funny and so true!!!!!!!!!
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Medsummer: Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?
Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "Lisp"?
If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
And my FAVORITE.....
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.
got a few myself: Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "Lisp"?
If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
And my FAVORITE.....
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.
why are there instructions in Braille at drive-thru tellers?
why do we drive on a parkway and park in a driveway?
if fortune tellers are so smart, why do they live in dumpy
houses and trailers?
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rohaan: got a few myself:
why are there instructions in Braille at drive-thru tellers?
why do we drive on a parkway and park in a driveway?
if fortune tellers are so smart, why do they live in dumpy
houses and trailers?
Almost forgot:why are there instructions in Braille at drive-thru tellers?
why do we drive on a parkway and park in a driveway?
if fortune tellers are so smart, why do they live in dumpy
houses and trailers?
Why is there a soft foam mattress in a casket?
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Ahhh the eternal questions 
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The same reason why the gulf ball has not hatched in the microwave oven after so long, knowing that i can't wait around much longer because the blade of grass that i stepped on as a childtheir ancestersare coming to take revenge. I can't get any help because no one listens to me anymore, they say i need to speak but it's not my fault if my mouth won't open and i can't stay indoors either cause the ceiling is so close i wonder if the bulbs don't set at all because they always show midday and ifyou continue to read stuffs like these you'll understand why people like the rest of folks on CS can't find a lover.
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Sampe1967: The same reason why the gulf ball has not hatched in the microwave oven after so long, knowing that i can't wait around much longer because the blade of grass that i stepped on as a childtheir ancestersare coming to take revenge. I can't get any help because no one listens to me anymore, they say i need to speak but it's not my fault if my mouth won't open and i can't stay indoors either cause the ceiling is so close i wonder if the bulbs don't set at all because they always show midday and ifyou continue to read stuffs like these you'll understand why people like the rest of folks on CS can't find a lover.
Haven't heard from you in a while, so was your birthday good?
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Sampe1967: The same reason why the gulf ball has not hatched in the microwave oven after so long, knowing that i can't wait around much longer because the blade of grass that i stepped on as a childtheir ancestersare coming to take revenge. I can't get any help because no one listens to me anymore, they say i need to speak but it's not my fault if my mouth won't open and i can't stay indoors either cause the ceiling is so close i wonder if the bulbs don't set at all because they always show midday and ifyou continue to read stuffs like these you'll understand why people like the rest of folks on CS can't find a lover.
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In summer why do we try to keep the house as cold as it was in the winter when we complained about the cold, sleet and snow?
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Why not????
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Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "Lisp"?
If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
And my FAVORITE.....
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.