Embarrassing first dates ( Archived) (26)

I would love to hear any embarrassing but funny first date stories that are out there....I have a few but I think my VERY first date EVER stands out the most....


I was home alone when the phone rang. Shannon, the cutest guy in high school, asked me if I would like to come watch him play soccer. I had never spoken to him before and didn't even know he knew I was alive since I was several grades below him but I of course said yes very non-chalantly. He gave me an hour to be ready....

I ran around like a mad women doing hair, makeup, etc. I sat down with a half hour to wait when I got the bright idea to shave my legs. I quickly began shaving them and to my horror cut a mole clear off of my right leg. Blood began spurting EVERYWHERE. I tried everything I could to get the blood to stop. Pressure, ice, and even called my friends mother who was a nurse. Nothing worked and it just kept flowing everywhere....Next step..Find a band aid.... duct tape...Scotch tape..ANYTHING...of course not!!! Nothing in the whole house....

Suddenly the door bell rang. I remember standing completely still in shock for at least 30 seconds...I had the choice of pretending I wasnt home or just praying he wouldnt notice....I answered the door with the brightest smile I have ever given somebody and looked directly in his eyes....I swear his eyes never left mine but yet his first words were....."Uhhhhhhhhh you're legs like bleeding everywhere!!!!"
I was mortified and unfortuantly the date went downhill from there.


BTW....if you happened to play soccer in VA and your name is Shannon...and you slightly recall a story like this............GIVE ME ANOTHER CHANCE!!!! It wont happen again. I just stopped shaving!! LMAO

Ok SO what are ya'lls embarrassing moments???

AT least you were prepared...and if the date went bad...maybe the waitress was lonely!!!

yeah really, my luck, the waitress would hook up with my date and I would just have my trojan!

That wouldn't be ultimate embarrassment, that would be the ultimate SLAM!

Ok so I read that 3 times....I guess thats embarrassing for her.

No Mach I dont want it but I'm thinking you might wanta hand it over to Irishboy!!

The man I eventually married took me to a spaghetti and steak place. It was very nice, and I had tried to talk him out of it because I was afraid I would get spaghetti sauce all over me.
Well, They bring the spaghetti and steak on double plates. As I began to cut through my steak, it slipped under the pressure of my knife and the sauce that had seeped under the steak didn't help either. Anyway, as I cut it, the staek and the spaghetti flew off the table with one plate that followed. It made quite the noise and all I could do was sit there with my mouth open, and stare at the spaghetti and sauce and the steak strewn all over the carpet, and apologize one after another. It became something that we laughed about often, and it made good conversation with friends.

TOO CUTE!!!!

I don't even remember my first date which in itself might be embarassing, But Stacy, this thread is a riot!!! . Good job!!!!