Women are impossible (107)
Merriweather: Hi ah...
Well, if he wants to come knocking on my door... he'd better be throwing the hat in first... ..
or the kilt.......Well, if he wants to come knocking on my door... he'd better be throwing the hat in first... ..
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trueheart1941: hi .....K.......how are you .....allgood i hope.
Mornin' True...I'm trying to wake up, but it's storming outside, my eyes don't want tohopen, and it seems like too much effort to move this body from this bed. 
Could you bring me a coffee please sweets? 
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RDM59: Knock Knock !
Who's there ?
Nobody ..... that was just KB getting undressed ......
I'm not sure if I've been insulted, in which case, you get this emoticon Who's there ?
Nobody ..... that was just KB getting undressed ......
....or if you've just implied that I have fantastic knockers, in which case. 
G'Morning RDM.
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zianeammar: that,s the truth they are all crazy and stupid!
whoooo,,,then what is your reason why you are here in a dating site?...just want to insult us?look at yourself first before saying some bad words....------ This thread is Archived ------
Kaybee50: I'm not sure if I've been insulted, in which case, you get this emoticon ....or if you've just implied that I have fantastic knockers, in which case.
G'Morning RDM.
G'Morning RDM.
with compliments, of course .....
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Kaybee50: Mornin' True...I'm trying to wake up, but it's storming outside, my eyes don't want tohopen, and it seems like too much effort to move this body from this bed. Could you bring me a coffee please sweets?
sure.......one sugar or two......plus a nice breakfast..... 
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RDM59: with compliments, of course .....
Well then..please allow me to offer my sincerest apologies for the , and now I shall revel in th 
...and I'll even throw in a RAWR 
for good measure. Although it's more of a purr instead of a rawr....can't wake up.
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Hi,
As it stands i thought it was good . love it
& would it not apply to men .
if we cant laugh at our selfs then wev lost some thing .
Its a dont over think our selfs
As it stands i thought it was good . love it
& would it not apply to men .
if we cant laugh at our selfs then wev lost some thing .
Its a dont over think our selfs
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trueheart1941: sure.......one sugar or two......plus a nice breakfast.....
One lump with cream. And breakfast even? Beware before you enter my boudoire, I look a bit like this 
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bournemouthalpha: A shop opened up in the city where a woman can go and buy a new husband.
At the entrance of the store is a description of how the store operates.
You may visit this store only ONCE.
There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights.
The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor or may choose to go up to the next floor.
You cannot go back down, only to exit the building.
So a woman goes to the store to find a husband, on the first floor the sign on the door reads.
Floor 1, These men have jobs.
She is intrigued but continues to the second floor where the sign reads.
Floor 2, These men have jobs and love kids.
"That's nice" she thinks "But I want more" so she continues upward to the third floor where the sign reads.
Floor 3, These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking.
"Wow" she thinks but is compelled to keep going. She goes up to the fourth floor where the sign reads.
Floor 4, These men have jobs, love kids are drop-dead gorgeous and help with the housework.
"Oh Sweet Jesus" she screams "I can hardly stand it" but excitedly races up to the next floor. The sign on the fifth floor reads.
Floor 5, These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework and have a romantic streak.
She is tempted to stay but cannot stop herself going up to the sixth level where the sign reads.
Floor 6, You are visitor 589,871,462 to this floor. There are NO men on this floor. This floor exists to prove that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband store.
so so true they are all crazy!
At the entrance of the store is a description of how the store operates.
You may visit this store only ONCE.
There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights.
The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor or may choose to go up to the next floor.
You cannot go back down, only to exit the building.
So a woman goes to the store to find a husband, on the first floor the sign on the door reads.
Floor 1, These men have jobs.
She is intrigued but continues to the second floor where the sign reads.
Floor 2, These men have jobs and love kids.
"That's nice" she thinks "But I want more" so she continues upward to the third floor where the sign reads.
Floor 3, These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking.
"Wow" she thinks but is compelled to keep going. She goes up to the fourth floor where the sign reads.
Floor 4, These men have jobs, love kids are drop-dead gorgeous and help with the housework.
"Oh Sweet Jesus" she screams "I can hardly stand it" but excitedly races up to the next floor. The sign on the fifth floor reads.
Floor 5, These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework and have a romantic streak.
She is tempted to stay but cannot stop herself going up to the sixth level where the sign reads.
Floor 6, You are visitor 589,871,462 to this floor. There are NO men on this floor. This floor exists to prove that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband store.
so so true they are all crazy!
I bet that you post this its becoz that you are man on the 1st floor
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Kaybee50: One lump with cream. And breakfast even? Beware before you enter my boudoire, I look a bit like this , but quite a bit mussier at the moment.
faint heart..never won fair maidan........ ------ This thread is Archived ------
zianeammar: that,s the truth they are all crazy and stupid!
You will do real well here-NOT! Why waste your time then? How would you feel on a dating site had it been stated the other way around? I don't think you would like it & would you not think what audacity & ignorance of that person but blanket indict all females for that person's comment(your attitude & others male or female that have this view should rethink for I'm sure that negative carrie's over to other views. GL-you'll need it! 
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trueheart1941: faint heart..never won fair maidan........
Fair me naught, but alas, off to shower with me. Will try me best to fair meself up fer ye lad. Thank you for breakfast. ------ This thread is Archived ------
Bournemouthalpha,now there's a name that conjurs up an image immediately.
Lived in Bournemouth all my life and the place is full of male chauvenists,with the odd exception.
As for the Alpha,sounds like domination to me.
Lived in Bournemouth all my life and the place is full of male chauvenists,with the odd exception.
As for the Alpha,sounds like domination to me.
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yabbadabbadont: I know Seems to be the story of my life within CS.....
So many of you "real" ladies....are in the impossible bracket...
But at least I get to "HANG" with you at times....
So many of you "real" ladies....are in the impossible bracket...
But at least I get to "HANG" with you at times....
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bournemouthalpha: ...
Floor 6, You are visitor 589,871,462 to this floor. There are NO men on this floor. This floor exists to prove that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband store.
so so true they are all crazy!
Floor 6, You are visitor 589,871,462 to this floor. There are NO men on this floor. This floor exists to prove that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband store.
so so true they are all crazy!
What if that woman just loves window shopping..??
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Merriweather: Hello.... anyone home there...???
Hang on a minute, I know you thought I wasn't home due to the fact you didn't hear me laughing at that joke. That's because I wasn't laughing at all. I was busy coming up with more evidence that it's not funny when any group of people are thrown into an unrealistic generalized category with the intent of poking fun at them.
You're smacking your head?At the risk of sounding difficult and whiney, I have a pretty good idea how to make a woman laugh without insulting her. If a joke uses an insult, (one directed at females in particular, especially the wonderful single women I know personally.) it had better be so darn clever with such a "cant you just see this happening?" underpin that the insult isn't even considered, that isn't an easy joke to write, and it shouldn't even be part of most comedic arsenals. I wouldn't like being put in a box with other dudes and labeled with a generalized insult, but, ehh, what do I know?
That'll teach me to defend women...
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time4fun4u: It just amazes me the amount of men on here that "bash" women. What is better than the warm touch of a woman,the sweetness of a kiss, your arm around her waist? I am glad your around.
Now that, my friends, is gangster.
When is your next class Professor? I don't want to miss it.
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bestbefore: Bournemouthalpha,now there's a name that conjurs up an image immediately.
Lived in Bournemouth all my life and the place is full of male chauvenists,with the odd exception.
As for the Alpha,sounds like domination to me.
Lived in Bournemouth all my life and the place is full of male chauvenists,with the odd exception.
As for the Alpha,sounds like domination to me.
don't worry your submission secret is safe for now
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Hi ah...
Well, if he wants to come knocking on my door... he'd better be throwing the hat in first... ..