A question for the men ? (38)

Oct 17, 2011 2:57 PM CST A question for the men ?
Envy51
Envy51Envy51Meath, Ireland66 Threads 4 Polls 1,631 Posts
Ok lad`s........ Picture this hmmm You meet up with someone from here for a date and you have agreed to stay at her place sleep But when you meet in person you find you are not attracted to her at all doh So you play it cool and ask for the spare room when you get back to her place, head off to bed, yawn Five mins later the lady is standing beside your bed starkers .......... what would you do?





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Oct 17, 2011 3:00 PM CST A question for the men ?
Envy51: Ok lad`s........ Picture this You meet up with someone from here for a date and you have agreed to stay at her place But when you meet in person you find you are not attracted to her at all So you play it cool and ask for the spare room when you get back to her place, head off to bed, Five mins later the lady is standing beside your bed starkers .......... what would you do?



Tell her that I'm actually gay, and that I'm so glad I've met a woman who I can really confide in...........(that might work).
Oct 17, 2011 3:03 PM CST A question for the men ?
fitandfun79
fitandfun79fitandfun79Laois, Leix Ireland62 Threads 3 Polls 912 Posts
Envy51: Ok lad`s........ Picture this You meet up with someone from here for a date and you have agreed to stay at her place But when you meet in person you find you are not attracted to her at all So you play it cool and ask for the spare room when you get back to her place, head off to bed, Five mins later the lady is standing beside your bed starkers .......... what would you do?


do it!
Oct 17, 2011 3:04 PM CST A question for the men ?
saoirse65
saoirse65saoirse65Ballyshannon, Donegal Ireland210 Threads 3,338 Posts
Envy51: Ok lad`s........ Picture this You meet up with someone from here for a date and you have agreed to stay at her place But when you meet in person you find you are not attracted to her at all So you play it cool and ask for the spare room when you get back to her place, head off to bed, Five mins later the lady is standing beside your bed starkers .......... what would you do?

Dont think that I can come up with a better answer than unos N... I am still laughing, the neighbours will be sending the men in the white coats for me soonrolling on the floor laughing
Oct 17, 2011 3:15 PM CST A question for the men ?
Envy51
Envy51Envy51Meath, Ireland66 Threads 4 Polls 1,631 Posts
saoirse65: Dont think that I can come up with a better answer than unos N... I am still laughing, the neighbours will be sending the men in the white coats for me soon



I just thought that i would run that by the men to see what they would do in that situation wink


@Uno ................ scold Bold boy laugh
Oct 17, 2011 3:18 PM CST A question for the men ?
Mesimarja
MesimarjaMesimarjaDrogheda, Meath Ireland6 Threads 502 Posts
saoirse65: Dont think that I can come up with a better answer than unos N... I am still laughing, the neighbours will be sending the men in the white coats for me soon


Haven't they learned by now that it's normal behaviour for you? doh
I had mine trained long ago, work colleagues as well... bursting out laughing ... giggling silently at my desk... muttering to myself ( I don't sound half as scary as an Italian colleague used to do when he did it)

Luckily I have the dog at home so I have a perfect excuse to talk to myself. grin

And before the young ones jump into conclusions - this has nothing to do with the age, I've been like this since my teens.

Insanum est bonum vivere professor

Uno, you are priceless! grin
Oct 17, 2011 3:46 PM CST A question for the men ?
vinny1967
vinny1967vinny1967Dublin, Cork Ireland131 Threads 7 Polls 11,475 Posts
Envy51: It was just a hypothetical scenario..... and fair play to you, sure you would just give her a quick one, as it would be only manners to do so, that Uno has no manners at all


Her place, her rules laugh
Oct 17, 2011 3:46 PM CST A question for the men ?
unouwantme2
unouwantme2unouwantme2pussyville, Tipperary Ireland144 Threads 4,470 Posts
Envy51: It was just a hypothetical scenario..... and fair play to you, sure you would just give her a quick one, as it would be only manners to do so, that Uno has no manners at all
my bedside manners are second to none mumbling grin

i could just ask her to put a bag on her head and then destroy her laugh
Oct 17, 2011 3:50 PM CST A question for the men ?
halfavag
halfavaghalfavagdublin, Dublin Ireland218 Posts
unouwantme2: my bedside manners are second to none

i could just ask her to put a bag on her head and then destroy her
make sure its a paper bag or u could be done for murder rolling on the floor laughing
Oct 17, 2011 3:50 PM CST A question for the men ?
Envy51
Envy51Envy51Meath, Ireland66 Threads 4 Polls 1,631 Posts
vinny1967: Her place, her rules


Now you have it, payment in kind ! wink
Oct 17, 2011 4:13 PM CST A question for the men ?
DUBLINGUY1973
DUBLINGUY1973DUBLINGUY1973Dublin, Ireland43 Threads 4 Polls 4,692 Posts
Envy51: Ok lad`s........ Picture this You meet up with someone from here for a date and you have agreed to stay at her place But when you meet in person you find you are not attracted to her at all So you play it cool and ask for the spare room when you get back to her place, head off to bed, Five mins later the lady is standing beside your bed starkers .......... what would you do?


I'd fake being asleepyawn

saoirse65: Dont think that I can come up with a better answer than unos N... I am still laughing, the neighbours will be sending the men in the white coats for me soon


You mean they haven't arrived yet?? wow

Typical HSE roll eyes mumbling
Oct 17, 2011 4:59 PM CST A question for the men ?
saoirse65
saoirse65saoirse65Ballyshannon, Donegal Ireland210 Threads 3,338 Posts
DUBLINGUY1973: I'd fake being asleep
You mean they haven't arrived yet??

Typical HSE

Ah sure they often arrived but sure I sent them away as daft as myselftongue
Oct 17, 2011 7:10 PM CST A question for the men ?
manofvalour
manofvalourmanofvalourwollongong, New South Wales Australia2 Posts
this sounds like a brown paper bag job!!!
Oct 18, 2011 1:19 AM CST A question for the men ?
Envy51: Five mins later the lady is standing beside your bed starkers .......... what would you do?

Hand her my shirt, and say.

"My Shirt, Iron it already."



doh grin
Oct 19, 2011 3:33 AM CST A question for the men ?
Greyhawk
GreyhawkGreyhawkCork, Ireland10 Posts
Some guys would be lucky to be offered a snog on a first date never mind directions to the inner sanctum.

"You dont look at the mantlepiece when you are poking the fire"
Oct 19, 2011 1:20 PM CST A question for the men ?
leisure07
leisure07leisure07birmingham, West Midlands, England UK29 Threads 1 Polls 7,059 Posts
but ive just washed my hair and got a headache
Oct 19, 2011 2:02 PM CST A question for the men ?
Phoenix
PhoenixPhoenixBelfast....., Antrim Ireland274 Threads 65 Polls 6,948 Posts
Envy51: Ok lad`s........ Picture this You meet up with someone from here for a date and you have agreed to stay at her place But when you meet in person you find you are not attracted to her at all So you play it cool and ask for the spare room when you get back to her place, head off to bed, Five mins later the lady is standing beside your bed starkers .......... what would you do?


Probably give her one for Ulster then leave shortly after..Making sure she understood the craic before she took one for the team.
Oct 19, 2011 2:49 PM CST A question for the men ?
jamescasso
jamescassojamescassokildare, Kildare Ireland1 Posts
i would not have gone back there in the first place
Oct 19, 2011 2:50 PM CST A question for the men ?
Phoenix
PhoenixPhoenixBelfast....., Antrim Ireland274 Threads 65 Polls 6,948 Posts
jamescasso: i would not have gone back there in the first place


Very gay..
Oct 19, 2011 2:51 PM CST A question for the men ?
luckycharmer
luckycharmerluckycharmerireland, Wicklow Ireland85 Threads 13 Polls 2,019 Posts
jamescasso: i would not have gone back there in the first place
even if she wanted a light bulb fitted
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