O! M! G! I'm Pregnant!! ( Archived) (18)

Dec 26, 2012 7:55 PM CST O! M! G! I'm Pregnant!!
Harleyquinn
HarleyquinnHarleyquinnBetwixt the stix, Illinois USA10 Threads 1,707 Posts
blues crying moping
Whatever shall I do?



I must admit this is quite the largest quandry I've been in for some time!!grin blushing wink





conversing
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Dec 26, 2012 8:07 PM CST O! M! G! I'm Pregnant!!
galrads
galradsgalradsDublin, Ohio USA2,264 Threads 279 Polls 36,283 Posts
Harleyquinn: Whatever shall I do?
I must admit this is quite the largest quandry I've been in for some time!!


Spent some time in prison? You should be able to get some sort of public assistance....dunno
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Dec 26, 2012 8:14 PM CST O! M! G! I'm Pregnant!!
2intrigued
2intrigued2intriguedMississauga, Ontario Canada11 Threads 18,576 Posts
Harleyquinn: Whatever shall I do?
I must admit this is quite the largest quandry I've been in for some time!!


You should have said you're expecting. grin
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Dec 26, 2012 8:16 PM CST O! M! G! I'm Pregnant!!
DaytonaDude
DaytonaDudeDaytonaDudeSouth Daytona, Florida USA33 Threads 3 Polls 2,403 Posts
galrads: Spent some time in prison? You should be able to get some sort of public assistance....
Take a big healthy one and wipe yourself out good doh
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Dec 26, 2012 8:18 PM CST O! M! G! I'm Pregnant!!
Ccincy
CcincyCcincyCincinnati, Ohio USA77 Threads 20,535 Posts
Harleyquinn: Whatever shall I do?
I must admit this is quite the largest quandry I've been in for some time!!




Like they do in the tabloids.You didn't say baby bump.laugh
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Dec 26, 2012 8:25 PM CST O! M! G! I'm Pregnant!!
marijhie
marijhiemarijhielaiking, New Territories Hong Kong43 Posts
congratsapplause you've got have a baby bumphug happy new year!!!banana banana
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Dec 26, 2012 8:42 PM CST O! M! G! I'm Pregnant!!
Nikogas
NikogasNikogasMetro, Oregon USA46 Threads 5 Polls 4,037 Posts
after evacuation call the world records and see how many courics!!
lol
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Dec 26, 2012 8:49 PM CST O! M! G! I'm Pregnant!!
Glatlol
GlatlolGlatlolDublin, Ireland2 Threads 5,358 Posts
While this thread is daft it also reminds me that the site is actually international. As I read the thread I was flicking channels on my tv and came across "One Born Every Minute USA" It surprised me that women in US thought of natural childbirth as something different to actual natural childbirth
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Dec 26, 2012 11:03 PM CST O! M! G! I'm Pregnant!!
Harleyquinn
HarleyquinnHarleyquinnBetwixt the stix, Illinois USA10 Threads 1,707 Posts
galrads: Spent some time in prison? You should be able to get some sort of public assistance....



laugh banana Never a second!

I can't get any assistance, won't you cry the poor discriminated against white male song with me?grin playball




SHANTIsad flower
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Dec 26, 2012 11:07 PM CST O! M! G! I'm Pregnant!!
Harleyquinn
HarleyquinnHarleyquinnBetwixt the stix, Illinois USA10 Threads 1,707 Posts
2intrigued: You should have said you're expecting.


How would that make my predicament any different?confused


Expecting to pop?rolling on the floor laughing






SHANTIwine
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Dec 26, 2012 11:10 PM CST O! M! G! I'm Pregnant!!
2intrigued
2intrigued2intriguedMississauga, Ontario Canada11 Threads 18,576 Posts
Harleyquinn: How would that make my predicament any different? Expecting to pop?
SHANTI


Had you said you were expecting, I would have said you're too late because Santa has left the building. rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Dec 26, 2012 11:13 PM CST O! M! G! I'm Pregnant!!
Harleyquinn
HarleyquinnHarleyquinnBetwixt the stix, Illinois USA10 Threads 1,707 Posts
DaytonaDude: Take a big healthy one and wipe yourself out good


laugh rolling on the floor laughing How would wiping out garlands do me any good?dunno confused


Are you calling him a turd?grin

Now that's just getting stinky!!!thumbs down wink




SHANTIwine
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Dec 26, 2012 11:17 PM CST O! M! G! I'm Pregnant!!
Harleyquinn
HarleyquinnHarleyquinnBetwixt the stix, Illinois USA10 Threads 1,707 Posts
Ccincy: Like they do in the tabloids.You didn't say baby bump.



confused Like they do in the tabloids?

Are you saying I should hit the talk show circuit?professor

Baby bump? How do you think these things happen?laugh







SHANTIteddybear
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Dec 26, 2012 11:29 PM CST O! M! G! I'm Pregnant!!
Harleyquinn
HarleyquinnHarleyquinnBetwixt the stix, Illinois USA10 Threads 1,707 Posts
marijhie: congrats you've got have a baby bump happy new year!!!



blushing Thanks!blushing

Well, we are closing in on the New Year so come on & do the bump with me!party hat party dancing


HIPPIE NEW BEER!bouquet angel



SHANTIteddybear
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Dec 26, 2012 11:39 PM CST O! M! G! I'm Pregnant!!
Harleyquinn: Whatever shall I do?
I must admit this is quite the largest quandry I've been in for some time!!


Now, that is what you get for being on bottom! giggle

~JOHN~
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Dec 26, 2012 11:42 PM CST O! M! G! I'm Pregnant!!
Harleyquinn
HarleyquinnHarleyquinnBetwixt the stix, Illinois USA10 Threads 1,707 Posts
Nikogas: after evacuation call the world records and see how many courics!!
lol


You think Guinnes stout may help?

Isn't alcohol bad for when you're pregnant?scold professor rolling on the floor laughing

Yeah I may just have to call the sheriff to have this one evicted/evacuated!wink

Ya got me stumped at courics?

Hey how ya doing Niko, 'sgood to see back around!handshakepeace




SHANTIwine
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Dec 27, 2012 12:11 AM CST O! M! G! I'm Pregnant!!
Harleyquinn
HarleyquinnHarleyquinnBetwixt the stix, Illinois USA10 Threads 1,707 Posts
Glatlol: While this thread is daft it also reminds me that the site is actually international. As I read the thread I was flicking channels on my tv and came across "One Born Every Minute USA" It surprised me that women in US thought of natural childbirth as something different to actual natural childbirth



Oh! A two timer? Or is that multi-tasking?

Or is it just that this place has become so boring?

One born every minute? Oh this poor, poor overburdened world!

Oh! The inhumanity!

This thread IS in the daft & doofy thread section!

Well there'd be NOTHIN' natural about this one!wink rolling on the floor laughing

A dear friend of mine out in Colorado had her 2nd one at home alone with her 2yr old in the middle of the night while her husband was on the other side of the Rocky Mountains.
She said she just hunkered down between the woodstove & the arm of the couch & had her 2yo bring her a bunch of towels. Wrapped the baby in towels & waited for the paramedics to get there(about 1 1/2hrs).
They took her to hosp to have the cord cut & check up on everything.
She was x-country skiing up to her last 4 or 6 weeks. Maybe that's why everything went so well.?applause

I think that's about as close to natural as one can get w/o going out into the woods to give birth!




SHANTIteddybear
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Dec 27, 2012 12:15 AM CST O! M! G! I'm Pregnant!!
Harleyquinn
HarleyquinnHarleyquinnBetwixt the stix, Illinois USA10 Threads 1,707 Posts
2intrigued: Had you said you were expecting, I would have said you're too late because Santa has left the building.



rolling on the floor laughing laugh rolling on the floor laughing That's a good one!thumbs up

Sorry I let you down on the set up!

The stork ain't here either!rolling on the floor laughing YET!






SHANTIteddybear
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