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Cast a cold eye on life, on death. Horseman pass by.
This is a very morbid thread altogether RIP
Mariannette: really?
Am sure we could come up with something funny....doesnt have to be meaningful and sombre. Everyone has their good points.
Am sure we could come up with something funny....doesnt have to be meaningful and sombre. Everyone has their good points.
Mariannette: What do you reckon someone would put on your tomb?
and what would you put on the headstone of one of your fellow CSers?
and what would you put on the headstone of one of your fellow CSers?
sleeping dogs lie
Mariannette: What do you reckon someone would put on your tomb?
and what would you put on the headstone of one of your fellow CSers?
and what would you put on the headstone of one of your fellow CSers?
I'm being cremated!
But if I was being buried that I would like "told ya I was sick" on my headstone
told ye i was sick
Do not stand at my grave and weep,
I am not there; I do not sleep.
I am a thousand winds that blow,
I am the diamond glints on snow,
I am the sun on ripened grain,
I am the gentle autumn rain.
When you awaken in the morning’s hush
I am the swift uplifting rush
Of quiet birds in circling flight.
I am the soft starlight at night.
Do not stand at my grave and cry,
I am not there; I did not die.
I am not there; I do not sleep.
I am a thousand winds that blow,
I am the diamond glints on snow,
I am the sun on ripened grain,
I am the gentle autumn rain.
When you awaken in the morning’s hush
I am the swift uplifting rush
Of quiet birds in circling flight.
I am the soft starlight at night.
Do not stand at my grave and cry,
I am not there; I did not die.
I want to be cremated, and have my urn put on the top shelf of the crematorium with a plaque that reads.
"Go on, Try pissin' on me now!"
Also at my funeral, I want the someone to come dressed as the grim reaper, just to scare the BeJebus outta everyone.
"Go on, Try pissin' on me now!"
Also at my funeral, I want the someone to come dressed as the grim reaper, just to scare the BeJebus outta everyone.
Help, I'm not dead, dig me up
Dont believe all you hear
Lemme out 
Mariannette: What do you reckon someone would put on your tomb?
and what would you put on the headstone of one of your fellow CSers?
and what would you put on the headstone of one of your fellow CSers?
Spike Milligan has "I told you I was sick" on his headstone.
But they had to have it put on in Irish as the grave yard did not want it on the gravestone.
I'm sure someone would put about me finally hittin six feet on mine lol
Oh Crap....this really is it....
....and you better not be up there dancing around and saying I told you so!!!
....and you better not be up there dancing around and saying I told you so!!!
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