Who would you be (72)
TorlessChristchurch, Canterbury New Zealand9 Threads 1,499 PostsHi Glitch...
Glitch101: He's still alive. Will you be his twin
If only I could sing like him.
Torless: lol...... ....ok picked........
been waiting for you.......to live the place up lol...
been waiting for you.......to live the place up lol...
Evening Tortess,
Bit tired at moment
been tarting around on the dating sites all day hun 
come here for a rest 
Hows your day been
Torless: Hi Glitch...
Morning from the UK Torless.
well lookin.......where do I start,....
then they tried to crush the kiwi fruits.... ...then they said mould was the fluff on them kwiwfruits.........
had to fight them off......until I called in reinforcemnts....( not many blimmin kiwis came luckily epirb turned up....
........had to get the mace ready...but luckily..it wasnt needed ....
....Serene was making panacotta.....
...but we didnt get a piece..
......phew ......bit exhausting....
then they tried to crush the kiwi fruits.... ...then they said mould was the fluff on them kwiwfruits......... had to fight them off......until I called in reinforcemnts....( not many blimmin kiwis came luckily epirb turned up.... ........had to get the mace ready...but luckily..it wasnt needed .... ....Serene was making panacotta..... ...but we didnt get a piece.. ......phew ......bit exhausting....Been having a long think about who I would like to be and I really don't know.
There have been some extraordinary people on this planet over the centuries.
So I've decided that I would like to come back as everyone's Fairy Godmother, and bring some peace into this troubled World.
There have been some extraordinary people on this planet over the centuries.
So I've decided that I would like to come back as everyone's Fairy Godmother, and bring some peace into this troubled World.
well epirbs off to the hay , so see you guys later
nite epirb,.......hmm that snice glitch
epirb: well epirbs off to the hay , so see you guys later
Ciao
Torless: well lookin.......where do I start,.... then they tried to crush the kiwi fruits.... ...then they said mould was the fluff on them kwiwfruits......... had to fight them off......until I called in reinforcemnts....( not many blimmin kiwis came luckily epirb turned up.... ........had to get the mace ready...but luckily..it wasnt needed .... ....Serene was making panacotta..... ...but we didnt get a piece.. ......phew ......bit exhausting....
WTF!!!
gonna be blo*dy exhausting rounding up all my emotes
Your Ditched
c'mon guys best stay away from them kiwi sheila's darn ozzie blokes.....Torless: darn ozzie blokes.....
As your Fairy Godmother shall I turn him into a frog
Glitch101: As your Fairy Godmother shall I turn him into a frog
hmm yeh do it.....hmm I am thking Spiny anteater..or tasmanian devil.....
Torless: darn ozzie blokes.....
half Polish
and deff not the sausage part 
Torless: hmm yeh do it.....hmm I am thking Spiny anteater..or tasmanian devil.....
It's just that I wouldn't want him to disappear altogether as I love his warped sense of humour.
yes he disappears enough......
see poof.........gone lol
Torless: yes he disappears enough......
blo*dy elle Miss Tortess
everytime you post a message 
i've gotta stop blo*dy swimming to read it i'ts blo*dy cold in this ditch 
and if you want me at your place by xmas 
send emails and i ///WT!@!%&$#!*!!............. sorry thought it was a farkin shark love
... feeeeeew, was only a dolphin 
.... anyway, like i was saying hun... send emails then i can read when i stop at islands for a pi*s 
ps, never been to nz b4
how is the gay marriage thing working 
Don't want them laughing at your man when he gets out of the cold ditch with budgies on or Krakenmytowa ok diving back in now see you in coupl months
pss, seen enough foosh, hope you got turkeys over there
Torless: see poof.........gone lol
hoo ya callin a poof
catchin next boat back to oz 
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