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Bethehokey1Dublin, Ireland5 Threads 26 PostsAny chance of a woman for christmas?
Just for chrimbo mind; I'd give her back after, I promise
Bethehokey1: Just for chrimbo mind; I'd give her back after, I promise
what if she wanted to stay!
Sure, I'd give her til the new year; a trial run y'know
Bethehokey1: Sure, I'd give her til the new year; a trial run y'know
very generous.. im sure theres plenty of girlies on here looking for a caring man who likes cake and enjoys his christmas..
I'd like a gift receipt with my man Santa
Gives me a 28 day returns policy
Gives me a 28 day returns policy
In response to: Any chance of a woman for christmas?
I think you must be Santa - he only comes once a year, too
WittyandWise: I'd like a gift receipt with my man Santa
Gives me a 28 day returns policy
once opened and used its for keeps Gives me a 28 day returns policy
Do you want her gift wrapped? 
KNenagh: Do you want her gift wrapped?
its great un-wrapping a present the joys and excitment when you peel of all the gift wrap 
mjpd67: its great un-wrapping a present the joys and excitment when you peel of all the gift wrap
Yes, especially taking of all the strings around.
mjpd67: once opened and used its for keeps
What if it breaks
KNenagh: Yes, especially taking of all the strings around.
oh ok say no more 
WittyandWise: What if it breaks
mmm things have been known to break or not function properly mjpd67: mmm things have been known to break or not function properly
Never happened with me
mjpd67: oh ok say no more
Yeah, might be better I stop.
WittyandWise: Never happened with me
same here fully functional and ever-ready just like a battery WOMEN ARE FOR LIFE NOT JUST FOR CHRISTMAS 
kINDA LIKE HERPES
kINDA LIKE HERPES
KNenagh: Yeah, might be better I stop.
you know what some of them are like on here ,you even set my mind racing now oops 
mjpd67: same here fully functional and ever-ready just like a battery
I find duracell lasts longer
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