You can't be a great country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.--- Frank Zappa
CasualCarol: You can't be a great country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.--- Frank Zappa
Rana99: CHINA or RUSSIA.? i think china. what you think.?
SUPER POWER: Afghanistan is the next .?
Afghanistan (Burkha Burkha Mohammad Jihadis) a country located in Central Asia, and is considered the roach motel of nations. Nations check in, but they don’t check out.
Afghanistan Motto: "Welcome to Afghanistan. Will you be dying here?” Anthem: "O Kandahar ! Die Infidel Westerners!" Currency:Bags of heroin
Geography: Most of Afghanistan is hilly. The exception to this are the Toba Kakar and Chagai plains, which was bombed because Osama Bin Laden was thought to be hiding there. Now it is full of holes. Afghanistan is known for its dirt farms, where dirt and dust are cultivated to enhance the scenic emptiness for which the region is known. That and the opium.
Economy: Afghanistan has always had a vital and vibrant economy. Its location on the Silk Road has made Afghanistan a historically important center of trade, importing military personnel, bombs, rubble, and mines while exporting opium, terrorists, and cadavers. Afghanistan is also the world's sole supplier of the “Afghanistan” Blankets (translation “Land of Thin, Ugly, Flimsy Blankets.”) However, Afghanistan's main export is opium.
People and Culture: The Afghan film industry has led the way especially in areas of humor. The comedy group, “The Three Ali’s”, “Jihad Joe,” and “Transformers: Islamabots” are popular morning children shows. since 1980s , people were not allowed to watch TV or any other media. The government call it the 'Tele Ban'.
Education: Afghanis are renowned for being some of the most highly educated people in the world. Curing cancer, cold fusion, transubstantiation of matter, time travel (both directions), and more.
Next War: Martian Invasion: In 2525, Mongo the Magnificent from the planet Mars will launch a major invasion of Earth. Most of humanity’s governments will crumble. In Afghanistan, the Martians will be repelled by bloody tribal revolts and persistent resistance, with rocks.
New Moto:" KILL THE INFIDELS!!!!!!!!! "
also the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Afghanistan.
Leo_7: i didnt know Switz got army.Werent they peaceloving neutral country?
Switzerland every man in the country has a light machine gun and ammo in his house at all times, every horse in the country is owned by the military, every pass into the mountains is fortified, every motorway is a fighter plane air-strip whole country has tank traps across the valleys, they have runways inside mountains, hospitals to, every village has nuclear shelter and pope owns them lots protection
robplum: Switzerland every man in the country has a light machine gun and ammo in his house at all times, every horse in the country is owned by the military, every pass into the mountains is fortified, every motorway is a fighter plane air-strip whole country has tank traps across the valleys, they have runways inside mountains, hospitals to, every village has nuclear shelter and pope owns them lots protection
They did cut out the Gov-issued Ammo except to special Personnel,MP etc,but that doesn't apply to private Ammo! Most of the smaller Forts are now in Retirement and just maintained,or just used as temporary Troopshelters and Cantonments! Like the one I served in for instance,and even the bigger one I did Basic Training at!
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