Second Date (48)
WittyandWise: speak for yourself
i always do 
IWILLTEASEYOU: I like to compress the 1st 2nd 3rd and 4th all into the first date
so meeting for coffee would be the first date
leaving the coffee shop and going to the chippers 2nd date
then a little walk 3rd date
then a ride in a public toilet cos im an old romantic
see how my method works and really its out of respect
I know how precious a womans time is
so I'll selflessly move things along
so meeting for coffee would be the first date
leaving the coffee shop and going to the chippers 2nd date
then a little walk 3rd date
then a ride in a public toilet cos im an old romantic
see how my method works and really its out of respect
I know how precious a womans time is
so I'll selflessly move things along
lmao
Your not to quick I hope
IWILLTEASEYOU: I like to compress the 1st 2nd 3rd and 4th all into the first date
so meeting for coffee would be the first date
leaving the coffee shop and going to the chippers 2nd date
then a little walk 3rd date
then a ride in a public toilet cos im an old romantic
see how my method works and really its out of respect
I know how precious a womans time is
so I'll selflessly move things along
lot of public toilets are closed down lately so getting harder and harder to find a romantic spot in an emergency so meeting for coffee would be the first date
leaving the coffee shop and going to the chippers 2nd date
then a little walk 3rd date
then a ride in a public toilet cos im an old romantic
see how my method works and really its out of respect
I know how precious a womans time is
so I'll selflessly move things along
WittyandWise: lmao
Your not to quick I hope
Your not to quick I hope
I finish on command
mjpd67: lot of public toilets are closed down lately so getting harder and harder to find a romantic spot in an emergency
well you can get creative lots of buses have toilets on board
mcdonalds or burger king have incredible toilets
up a side alley is good too but you have to be fast
IWILLTEASEYOU: I finish on command
That's my boy
IWILLTEASEYOU: well you can get creative lots of buses have toilets on board
mcdonalds or burger king have incredible toilets
up a side alley is good too but you have to be fast
for a slash if your busting but the women hate dropping them in an alley way this weather their always complaining about the cold weather mcdonalds or burger king have incredible toilets
up a side alley is good too but you have to be fast
mjpd67: for a slash if your busting but the women hate dropping them in an alley way this weather their always complaining about the cold weather
you have to research the side alleys first
do the north winds blow up them
If its a roofed laneyway roberts your fathers brother
WittyandWise: That's my boy
i aim to please
IWILLTEASEYOU: i aim to please
Knight in shining armour
IWILLTEASEYOU: you have to research the side alleys first
do the north winds blow up them
If its a roofed laneyway roberts your fathers brother
the tube in London used to be a good blast do the north winds blow up them
If its a roofed laneyway roberts your fathers brother
but getting ould now myself i prefer not to rush things and like my comfort 
mollybaby: Knight in shining armour
and muffins galore if youre into that
mjpd67: the tube in London used to be a good blast but getting ould now myself i prefer not to rush things and like my comfort
I spose you are getting auld
IWILLTEASEYOU: and muffins galore if youre into that
My hero ...
IWILLTEASEYOU: I spose you are getting auld
Will have to pass on my vast knowledge to ye young fellas 
mollybaby: My hero ...
well ive offered to compensate 
mjpd67: Will have to pass on my vast knowledge to ye young fellas
ive my own knowledge
but thanks for the offer IWILLTEASEYOU: ive my own knowledge but thanks for the offer
we should set up online tutoring and advice line for all the 2 minute wonders on here mjpd67: we should set up online tutoring and advice line for all the 2 minute wonders on here
I'll leave that to your good self
You could make a bob or 2
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