If us ladies had to go to live on a desert island and we could only bring One thing with us....what ( Archived) (45)

Mar 10, 2015 9:19 PM CST If us ladies had to go to live on a desert island and we could only bring One thing with us....what
Friskyone
FriskyoneFriskyoneSanta Fe, New Mexico USA271 Threads 26 Polls 4,631 Posts
Nidifugous: This reminds me of a funny story. When I was in the rainforest in Oz, the guide told the story about the early settlers who used a certain type of leaf that looks really soft to wipe their butts. Turned out the fine hairs contain a poison that caused such bad swelling that the guys who used them to wipe their butts actually became very ill as they couldn't do their business anymore.

I'd take one of global GPS locators and a pack of water-proof batteries and immediately schedule a pick up for the next day


That's a funny storylaugh! Imagine if they had hemorroids! Ouch!laugh
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Mar 11, 2015 12:45 AM CST If us ladies had to go to live on a desert island and we could only bring One thing with us....what
Nidifugous
NidifugousNidifugousYap, Federated States of Micronesia38 Threads 3 Polls 1,430 Posts
Friskyone: That's a funny story! Imagine if they had hemorroids! Ouch!


Talk about getting "backed up" laugh
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Mar 11, 2015 1:32 AM CST If us ladies had to go to live on a desert island and we could only bring One thing with us....what
Friskyone
FriskyoneFriskyoneSanta Fe, New Mexico USA271 Threads 26 Polls 4,631 Posts
Nidifugous: Talk about getting "backed up"


Girl, that's hilarious!rolling on the floor laughing
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Mar 11, 2015 1:54 AM CST If us ladies had to go to live on a desert island and we could only bring One thing with us....what
Newyearmanz
NewyearmanzNewyearmanzTralee, Kerry Ireland11 Posts
You could plug your iPad into an electric eel to charge it, rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Mar 11, 2015 1:57 AM CST If us ladies had to go to live on a desert island and we could only bring One thing with us....what
Friskyone
FriskyoneFriskyoneSanta Fe, New Mexico USA271 Threads 26 Polls 4,631 Posts
Newyearmanz: You could plug your iPad into an electric eel to charge it,


Now that's a great idea. I might change my previous answer to my zibrator!rolling on the floor laughing
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Mar 11, 2015 3:10 AM CST If us ladies had to go to live on a desert island and we could only bring One thing with us....what
OgGoDeo
OgGoDeoOgGoDeogalway, Galway Ireland19 Threads 248 Posts
danieljosh: I free all july just send the post code
That's the first good offer we have received Dan!!.....What about when all the women start fighting over you though?.... Do you think you would cope?...Maybe you should bring a few friends as back up.....rolling on the floor laughing bouquet
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Mar 11, 2015 3:33 AM CST If us ladies had to go to live on a desert island and we could only bring One thing with us....what
raphael119
raphael119raphael119washington d.c., District of Columbia USA19 Threads 3 Polls 5,181 Posts
Why they would choose me of course.hug
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Mar 11, 2015 3:48 AM CST If us ladies had to go to live on a desert island and we could only bring One thing with us....what
OgGoDeo: what would we take with us (apologies...question did not fit on thread)....

If it's 'what' would we take with us, I'd take the Bodleian Library.

If it's 'who', I'd like to take my daughter and granddaughter, but may they live on the other side of the island so I can read at least three sentences without interruption?

giggle
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Mar 11, 2015 4:01 AM CST If us ladies had to go to live on a desert island and we could only bring One thing with us....what
OgGoDeo
OgGoDeoOgGoDeogalway, Galway Ireland19 Threads 248 Posts
jac_the_gripper: If it's 'what' would we take with us, I'd take the Bodleian Library.

If it's 'who', I'd like to take my daughter and granddaughter, but may they live on the other side of the island so I can read at least three sentences without interruption?
Yes indeed Jac....might as well stay at home if we were not guaranteed a bit of peace and quiet for a change!....laugh
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Mar 11, 2015 4:03 AM CST If us ladies had to go to live on a desert island and we could only bring One thing with us....what
OgGoDeo: Yes indeed Jac....might as well stay at home if we were not guaranteed a bit of peace and quiet for a change!....

Hell, I love human silence. laugh
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Mar 11, 2015 4:09 AM CST If us ladies had to go to live on a desert island and we could only bring One thing with us....what
OgGoDeo
OgGoDeoOgGoDeogalway, Galway Ireland19 Threads 248 Posts
raphael119: Why they would choose me of course.
....you would have to be willing to work very hard....us ladies would expect to be waited on hand and foot....snooty
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Mar 11, 2015 4:34 AM CST If us ladies had to go to live on a desert island and we could only bring One thing with us....what
danieljosh
danieljoshdanieljoshtelford, West Midlands, England UK21 Threads 1 Polls 1,364 Posts
OgGoDeo: That's the first good offer we have received Dan!!.....What about when all the women start fighting over you though?.... Do you think you would cope?...Maybe you should bring a few friends as back up.....



FIGHTING !!! OVER ME
dunno

no women on here that desperate

laugh rolling on the floor laughing
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Mar 11, 2015 5:54 AM CST If us ladies had to go to live on a desert island and we could only bring One thing with us....what
raphael119
raphael119raphael119washington d.c., District of Columbia USA19 Threads 3 Polls 5,181 Posts
We could be barefoot and in kitchen all day, but forget the pregnancy part.
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Mar 11, 2015 6:00 AM CST If us ladies had to go to live on a desert island and we could only bring One thing with us....what
Dreamcatcher99
Dreamcatcher99Dreamcatcher99Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia5 Threads 1 Polls 1,074 Posts
My smelly blanket..smitten smitten smitten

Can't sleep without it..uh oh uh oh uh oh
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Mar 11, 2015 12:14 PM CST If us ladies had to go to live on a desert island and we could only bring One thing with us....what
Leo_7
Leo_7Leo_7Baku, Azerbaijan87 Threads 16 Polls 2,514 Posts
peachmelba: Yes rubbing the stick to make fire,
Desert island is for man Friday in the nip,

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so are you taking me with you or not?roll eyes
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Mar 11, 2015 12:21 PM CST If us ladies had to go to live on a desert island and we could only bring One thing with us....what
peachmelba
peachmelbapeachmelbawexford, Wexford Ireland72 Threads 9,779 Posts
Leo_7: so are you taking me with you or not?





Your man Friday I can only make it Saturday,


comfort .



kiss ...I better scoot got to go to my survival skills lessons down the judo club,

lol.

cheers
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Mar 11, 2015 12:22 PM CST If us ladies had to go to live on a desert island and we could only bring One thing with us....what
peachmelba
peachmelbapeachmelbawexford, Wexford Ireland72 Threads 9,779 Posts
peachmelba: Your man Friday I can only make it Saturday, .
...I better scoot got to go to my survival skills lessons down the judo club,

lol.






Haha kick the fish into action,


wink .


motorcycle
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Mar 11, 2015 12:24 PM CST If us ladies had to go to live on a desert island and we could only bring One thing with us....what
Leo_7
Leo_7Leo_7Baku, Azerbaijan87 Threads 16 Polls 2,514 Posts
peachmelba: Your man Friday I can only make it Saturday, .
...I better scoot got to go to my survival skills lessons down the judo club,

lol.
judo classes?how vabout a oil wrestling?laugh cheers
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Mar 11, 2015 12:25 PM CST If us ladies had to go to live on a desert island and we could only bring One thing with us....what
peachmelba
peachmelbapeachmelbawexford, Wexford Ireland72 Threads 9,779 Posts
Leo_7: judo classes?how vabout a oil wrestling?





Yea with your coconuts,



rolling on the floor laughing
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Mar 11, 2015 12:27 PM CST If us ladies had to go to live on a desert island and we could only bring One thing with us....what
peachmelba
peachmelbapeachmelbawexford, Wexford Ireland72 Threads 9,779 Posts
peachmelba: Yea with your coconuts,





hug .


Your everyone's man Friday ,,your just like Ella Hendersonville mirror man,


laugh .

wine
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