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cgedvr1Socal., California USA10 Threads 551 Postswill remind me to stick with brunettes or redheads....
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cgedvr1: will remind me to stick with brunettes or redheads....
Too bad this isn't a picture thread.
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cgedvr1: will remind me to stick with brunettes or redheads....
you know why all jokes about blondes are short?
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Lannna23: you know why all jokes about blondes are short?
please elaborate
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2intrigued: Too bad this isn't a picture thread.
because???you can't post a pic???
i'll look for it on the pic thread...
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Le_Monsieur: please elaborate
to make it easy understandable for brunettes and redheads
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Lannna23: to make it easy understandable for brunettes and redheads
ok, now i know why.
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Le_Monsieur: ok, now i know why.
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Lannna23: to make it easy understandable for brunettes and redheads
Huh ! I'm a redhead (of the male generation :) )
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A girl came skipping home From school one day. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6,7, 8, 9, 10!"
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
"Yes, Honey, it's because you're blonde."
The next day the girl came skipping home FROM school. "Mommy, Mommy," She yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A,b, c, d, e, f, g!"
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
"Yes, Honey, it's because you're blonde."
The next day the girl came skipping home FROM school. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs.
"Very good," said her embarrassed mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, mommy?"
"No, Honey, it's because you're 25."
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
"Yes, Honey, it's because you're blonde."
The next day the girl came skipping home FROM school. "Mommy, Mommy," She yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A,b, c, d, e, f, g!"
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
"Yes, Honey, it's because you're blonde."
The next day the girl came skipping home FROM school. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs.
"Very good," said her embarrassed mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, mommy?"
"No, Honey, it's because you're 25."
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A " blonde " woman has a car accident . The paramedic arrives and asked her a few questions ..
Paramedic.. Have you any pain?
Blonde...... I'm not sure.
Paramedic.. How many fingers have I got up?
Blonde... Oh my god... Am I paralysed from the waist down!!!
Paramedic.. Have you any pain?
Blonde...... I'm not sure.
Paramedic.. How many fingers have I got up?
Blonde... Oh my god... Am I paralysed from the waist down!!!
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cgedvr1: will remind me to stick with brunettes or redheads....
Blondes have more fun.
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