DOs And DONTs on Dating Sites (219)
SingleGuyInOz: Too true! .... but just for you Pinky, you can have my services free of charge :
Thank you kind sir
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mollybaby: Thank you kind sir
You're most welcome ...
Your Pleasure is My Pleasure
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Dont assume that a profile with a picture of a famous supermodel is in fact a genuine profile
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mollybaby: Are you one of those " I am lying in bed wearing a leopard print pyjamas, wanna Skype?" type?
No!!!
the sheets are just leopard print,the pyjamas are silk
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Dont tell any potential dates that you have murdered your mother-in-law of a previous marriage
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sirLarryIII: No!!! the sheets are just leopard print,the pyjamas are silk
You have just created an image in my head that will take a full bottle of Cuban rum to remove
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sirLarryIII: Dont tell any potential dates that you have murdered your mother-in-law of a previous marriage
If you do blab,at least dont tell them where she is buried
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sirLarryIII: If you do blab,at least dont tell them where she is buried
Also if you have any psychotic tendencies in general dont talk about them via email.Best to wait till the first date
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sirLarryIII: If you do blab,at least dont tell them where she is buried
And if you do blab about where she's buried, dont admit you made love with her just beforehand.
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sirLarryIII: Also if you have any psychotic tendencies in general dont talk about them via email.Best to wait till the first date
True.
Actions are louder than words.
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Dont reveal you are a multi millionaire until the second email,that way they'll want you just for your personality
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sirLarryIII: Dont reveal you are a multi millionaire until the second email,that way they'll want you just for your personality
And how is that going for you?
Have you reached 2nd email stage with anybody yet?
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I bet Molly's file is alphabetical. Armadillos, bigguns, choads, dongs, etc.
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mollybaby: True.
Actions are louder than words.
Actions are louder than words.
im a psychotic juggler now,left my serial killing in the past,there's only so many goldfish you can let starve to death before it becomes boring
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pat8lanips: I bet Molly's file is alphabetical. Armadillos, bigguns, choads, dongs, etc.
Sorry, I don't speak Oz
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mollybaby: Sorry, I don't speak Oz
oh give over,its common knowledge your love of dongs big and small,esp small
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sirLarryIII: im a psychotic juggler now,left my serial killing in the past,there's only so many goldfish you can let starve to death before it becomes boring
I only fancy psychotics who hurt humans, and love animals
Like Kevin Kline'a character in A Fish Called Wanda
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Google translate is a helpful tool these days. Mind you, the Russian girls I was pestering to make me some borsht probably dont see it that way.
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sirLarryIII: oh give over,its common knowledge your love of dongs big and small,esp small
Only for my cocktail parties.
I find people prefer to eat the small sausages rather than large ones.
It's hard to talk with your mouth full of big sausage
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Too true! .... but just for you Pinky, you can have my services free of charge :