Go On Have A Laugh, You Know You Want To!! (46)
stanley8mkildare, Kildare Ireland156 Threads 7 Polls 5,341 PostsI was chatting to a dyslexic atheist earlier, and apparently she doesn't believe in dog. 
What do you get if you cross a queen and a prince?
Murdered in a tunnel.
Murdered in a tunnel.
stanley8m: What do you get if you cross a queen and a prince?
Murdered in a tunnel.
Murdered in a tunnel.
OMG,, you weren't wrong , you were just getting started,
Did you hear about the Irish guy who was stranded on a deserted island? One day a lifeboat washed ashore, so he smashed it to pieces to make a raft.
pat8lanips: Did you hear about the Irish guy who was stranded on a deserted island? One day a lifeboat washed ashore, so he smashed it to pieces to make a raft.
An aussie driving down the road spots another aussie walking into the bush carrying a sheep, and asks.
"Are you shearing that sheep mate?"
Other aussie replies
" No way mate, not sharing, get your own bleedin girlfriend."
Nice work stan... Or the one about the 2 kiwis driving down the road, when they see a sheep with its head stuck in the fence. One kiwi races over and has his way with the poor animal, then goes back to the car and tells his mate how good it was and maybe he'd also like to try it. so his mate runs over and sticks his head in the fence...
snowlynx: Lol, wait til jt sees this....he'll have a field day!
I love Jesus too.
He's born. I get presents and cake.
He dies, I get chocolate.
Go JC.
In response to: We all need a good laugh, so if you have any jokes that you would like to share with us here,, please feel free to do so.
Everyone welcome, a few new participants would be nice!!
Everyone welcome, a few new participants would be nice!!
jack and jill from the funny farm went for a walk after lunch along the river bank. jack fell in the river and was drowning, jill jumped in and saved him. back at hospital head shrink said to jill that was very rational behaviour.i am well pleased with your progress. the good news is that you will be goin home tomorrow.
the bad news is that after you saved jacks life, he sadly hung himself with the belt of his bathrobe on the hook of the bathroom door...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
not so said jill , sure i just hung him up there to dry.
fella went to the doctor , and said ...I think I am a snooker ball.
the doc said, go to the end of the cue.
another fella went to the doctor, and said....I cant go to sleep at night.
the doc said,...lye on the edge of the bed and u will soon drop off.
a husband n wife had a clever kid. the wife asked the husband ,,where do u think the kid got his clever brains from.? the husband replied, ,,,he must have got them from you.........
because, I still have mine.
the doc said, go to the end of the cue.
another fella went to the doctor, and said....I cant go to sleep at night.
the doc said,...lye on the edge of the bed and u will soon drop off.
a husband n wife had a clever kid. the wife asked the husband ,,where do u think the kid got his clever brains from.? the husband replied, ,,,he must have got them from you.........
because, I still have mine.
An Irishman and an Englishman went into a bakery,
The Englishman took 3 buns and put them into his pocket,
he boasted to the Irishman, how it was great skill to have taken then without the owner even seeing him doing it.
The Irishman said "that is just plain thieving,
I will show you how to do it the honest way and have the same result"
The Irishman called out the owner, and said" i will show you some magic,
He asked the owner for 3 buns, and proceeded to eat them,
"Where is the magic in that " said the owner, to which the Irishman
replied, " Now check the Englishmans pockets!!!!
The Englishman took 3 buns and put them into his pocket,
he boasted to the Irishman, how it was great skill to have taken then without the owner even seeing him doing it.
The Irishman said "that is just plain thieving,
I will show you how to do it the honest way and have the same result"
The Irishman called out the owner, and said" i will show you some magic,
He asked the owner for 3 buns, and proceeded to eat them,
"Where is the magic in that " said the owner, to which the Irishman
replied, " Now check the Englishmans pockets!!!!
lookinforhappy: fella went to the doctor , and said ...I think I am a snooker ball.
the doc said, go to the end of the cue.
another fella went to the doctor, and said....I cant go to sleep at night.
the doc said,...lye on the edge of the bed and u will soon drop off.
a husband n wife had a clever kid. the wife asked the husband ,,where do u think the kid got his clever brains from.? the husband replied, ,,,he must have got them from you.........because, I still have mine.
the doc said, go to the end of the cue.
another fella went to the doctor, and said....I cant go to sleep at night.
the doc said,...lye on the edge of the bed and u will soon drop off.
a husband n wife had a clever kid. the wife asked the husband ,,where do u think the kid got his clever brains from.? the husband replied, ,,,he must have got them from you.........because, I still have mine.
There are twenty of them.
stanley8m: There are twenty of them.
You should try a woman sometime
WittyandWise: You should try a woman sometime
What a difference a , can make!! lol
This made me laugh today!!
A man comes home early, his wife thinks he is looking for something,
He comes home late and she thinks ,he has got it! 
A man comes home early, his wife thinks he is looking for something,
He comes home late and she thinks ,he has got it!
snowlynx: Woof...woof......
Are dogs safe?
Way to kill a thread 
mollybaby: Way to kill a thread
Yep a stab "joke" about tortured and murdered
Kids will do that
jt972: Yep a stab "joke" about tortured and murdered
Kids will do that
Kids will do that
Stan
jt972: Yep a stab "joke" about tortured and murdered
Kids will do that
Kids will do that
This thread is about having a laugh,
is this how you have a laugh?
Go on just prove me wrong,, you have a sense of humour,,right?
I would hate to think the only stuff you post is of
character assassination kind.
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