UN telephone survey (33)
HexagonKeySet: Last month, a world-wide telephone survey was conducted by the UN.
A single question was asked:
"Would you please give your honest opinion about possible solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"
The survey was a complete failure because:
In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.
In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.
In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.
In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.
In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.
In South America they didn't know what "please" meant.
In the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant.
And in Australia, Canada, New Zealand and Britain everyone hung up as soon as they heard the Indian accent.
A single question was asked:
"Would you please give your honest opinion about possible solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"
The survey was a complete failure because:
In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.
In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.
In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.
In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.
In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.
In South America they didn't know what "please" meant.
In the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant.
And in Australia, Canada, New Zealand and Britain everyone hung up as soon as they heard the Indian accent.
That made me laugh
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HexagonKeySet: Last month, a world-wide telephone survey was conducted by the UN.
A single question was asked:
"Would you please give your honest opinion about possible solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"
The survey was a complete failure because:
In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.
In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.
In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.
In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.
In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.
In South America they didn't know what "please" meant.
In the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant.
And in Australia, Canada, New Zealand and Britain everyone hung up as soon as they heard the Indian accent.
A single question was asked:
"Would you please give your honest opinion about possible solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"
The survey was a complete failure because:
In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.
In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.
In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.
In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.
In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.
In South America they didn't know what "please" meant.
In the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant.
And in Australia, Canada, New Zealand and Britain everyone hung up as soon as they heard the Indian accent.
True dat...I got a call last month but the question wasn't about a food shortage....it was
I posted the conversation in the Say Anything thread.
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2intrigued: True dat...I got a call last month but the question wasn't about a food shortage....it was duck duct cleaning services. :mumble:
I posted the conversation in the Say Anything thread.
I posted the conversation in the Say Anything thread.
Mumbling
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In response to: Last month, a world-wide telephone survey was conducted by the UN.
A single question was asked:
"Would you please give your honest opinion about possible solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"
The survey was a complete failure because:
In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.
In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.
In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.
In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.
In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.
In South America they didn't know what "please" meant.
In the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant.
And in Australia, Canada, New Zealand and Britain everyone hung up as soon as they heard the Indian accent.
thats a filthy lie.....A single question was asked:
"Would you please give your honest opinion about possible solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"
The survey was a complete failure because:
In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.
In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.
In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.
In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.
In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.
In South America they didn't know what "please" meant.
In the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant.
And in Australia, Canada, New Zealand and Britain everyone hung up as soon as they heard the Indian accent.
Debbie from Canada..sent me a food hamper...even that was taken away...to feed my Indian friends over here....lucky for me,i cut the lawn this morning....sooo i,m cooking that now, and frezzing the rest....for later.....have you any salt...???????....truheart.------ This thread is Archived ------
truheart1941: thats a filthy lie..... Debbie from Canada..sent me a food hamper...even that was taken away...to feed my Indian friends over here....lucky for me,i cut the lawn this morning....sooo i,m cooking that now, and frezzing the rest....for later.....have you any salt...???????....truheart.
No but will snow do?
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Lilith10: No but will snow do?
thanks, but no thanks...yellow snow gives me heartburn..........
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truheart1941: thanks, but no thanks...yellow snow gives me heartburn..........
jeez it must turn yellow along the shipping route or something..
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Lillie....Pete.
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Lilith10: jeez it must turn yellow along the shipping route or something..
.YES...on the boat..they must have a tomcat....for rats....a queer smell...??????------ This thread is Archived ------
truheart1941: .YES...on the boat..they must have a tomcat....for rats....a queer smell...??????
.......very good Tru
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2intrigued: Lillie....Pete.
2INtrig........ 
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Lilith10: No but will snow do?
Did you make snow sandwiches, or snow soup, or snow pies?
Just remember ... don't eat the yellow snow, it ain;t lemon flavoured !
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HexagonKeySet: Did you make snow sandwiches, or snow soup, or snow pies?
Just remember ... don't eat the yellow snow, it ain;t lemon flavoured !
Just remember ... don't eat the yellow snow, it ain;t lemon flavoured !
Hiya HexagonOoo snow cones are delicious!
Ever tried them?.........best tasting snow is up in the mountains
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HexagonKeySet: Did you make snow sandwiches, or snow soup, or snow pies?
Just remember ... don't eat the yellow snow, it ain;t lemon flavoured !
noooo your right.....Just remember ... don't eat the yellow snow, it ain;t lemon flavoured !
and thos little brown pieces in them ,are not choc/chips either...having sheep there.you know what i mean..... ------ This thread is Archived ------
Yeah, we're getting a bit bored now with the India based 'Microsoft Service Centre Scams'
If you're not familiar
"This is Sanjay ( Or Dillya or etc) from Microsoft International Servoce Centre
We have been noticing that there are some errors and traced them to your computer - it's important to us that you have good result from your microsoft products and I'm here to help you resolve the situation ... "
Ultimately there goal is to have you go to REMOTE ACCESS and allow them to have control of your machine ... malware, spamware, asset stripping ( accounts, IDs passwords, bank details etc etc etc)
If you're not familiar
"This is Sanjay ( Or Dillya or etc) from Microsoft International Servoce Centre
We have been noticing that there are some errors and traced them to your computer - it's important to us that you have good result from your microsoft products and I'm here to help you resolve the situation ... "
Ultimately there goal is to have you go to REMOTE ACCESS and allow them to have control of your machine ... malware, spamware, asset stripping ( accounts, IDs passwords, bank details etc etc etc)
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HexagonKeySet: Yeah, we're getting a bit bored now with the India based 'Microsoft Service Centre Scams'
If you're not familiar
"This is Sanjay ( Or Dillya or etc) from Microsoft International Servoce Centre
We have been noticing that there are some errors and traced them to your computer - it's important to us that you have good result from your microsoft products and I'm here to help you resolve the situation ... "
Ultimately there goal is to have you go to REMOTE ACCESS and allow them to have control of your machine ... malware, spamware, asset stripping ( accounts, IDs passwords, bank details etc etc etc)
If you're not familiar
"This is Sanjay ( Or Dillya or etc) from Microsoft International Servoce Centre
We have been noticing that there are some errors and traced them to your computer - it's important to us that you have good result from your microsoft products and I'm here to help you resolve the situation ... "
Ultimately there goal is to have you go to REMOTE ACCESS and allow them to have control of your machine ... malware, spamware, asset stripping ( accounts, IDs passwords, bank details etc etc etc)
I have never gotten those calls..mind you I dont answer if I dont recognize the number..
But they are relentless!
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Lilith10: Hiya Hexagon
Ooo snow cones are delicious!
Ever tried them?.........best tasting snow is up in the mountains
Ooo snow cones are delicious!
Ever tried them?.........best tasting snow is up in the mountains
Snow cones ... is that an upside down traffic cone that was snowed in ?
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HexagonKeySet: Snow cones ... is that an upside down traffic cone that was snowed in ?
they're inside an ice cream cone...or them yummy ones with granola wafers.......any kind you want!
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I would have hung up the moment I heard UNTIED NATIONS!
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A single question was asked:
"Would you please give your honest opinion about possible solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"
The survey was a complete failure because:
In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.
In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.
In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.
In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.
In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.
In South America they didn't know what "please" meant.
In the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant.
And in Australia, Canada, New Zealand and Britain everyone hung up as soon as they heard the Indian accent.