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Aug 21, 2017 4:07 PM CST CS story...
Anna hit it with the dip stick
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Aug 21, 2017 4:53 PM CST CS story...
galrads
galradsgalradsDublin, Ohio USA2,264 Threads 279 Polls 36,283 Posts
johnjobo: Anna hit it with the dip stick




Which is as useful as a condem in a convent.


banana
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Aug 21, 2017 5:15 PM CST CS story...
loulou77
loulou77loulou77Vancouver, British Columbia Canada1 Threads 1,555 Posts
But the priest showed up in time to handle the dipstick...grin

wine
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Aug 21, 2017 5:46 PM CST CS story...
loulou77: But the priest showed up in time to handle the dipstick...
after a long talk ,to the dipstick...aka....Aries 1234...(Tom)...... the priest looked up at heaven nodded and walked off........then..????
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Aug 21, 2017 5:54 PM CST CS story...
fifitrixibelle
fifitrixibellefifitrixibellegalway, Galway Ireland20 Threads 1 Polls 4,629 Posts
truheart1941: after a long talk ,to the dipstick...aka....Aries 1234...(Tom)...... the priest looked up at heaven nodded and walked off........then..????
stuck the dipstick where the sun doesn't shine....then on reconsidering his actions, withdrew it and asked the guy with the hamster under his nose if something smelled strange, hamster guy replied...
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Aug 21, 2017 5:55 PM CST CS story...
galrads
galradsgalradsDublin, Ohio USA2,264 Threads 279 Polls 36,283 Posts
loulou77: But the priest showed up in time to handle the dipstick...




rolling on the floor laughing
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Aug 21, 2017 5:55 PM CST CS story...
galrads
galradsgalradsDublin, Ohio USA2,264 Threads 279 Polls 36,283 Posts
truheart1941: after a long talk ,to the dipstick...aka....Aries 1234...(Tom)...... the priest looked up at heaven nodded and walked off........then..????



rolling on the floor laughing
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Aug 21, 2017 5:57 PM CST CS story...
galrads
galradsgalradsDublin, Ohio USA2,264 Threads 279 Polls 36,283 Posts
fifitrixibelle: stuck the dipstick where the sun doesn't shine....then on reconsidering his actions, withdrew it and asked the guy with the hamster under his nose if something smelled strange, hamster guy replied...


I didn't see this one coming either rolling on the floor laughing
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Aug 21, 2017 6:04 PM CST CS story...
fifitrixibelle
fifitrixibellefifitrixibellegalway, Galway Ireland20 Threads 1 Polls 4,629 Posts
galrads: I didn't see this one coming either
neither did the priest laugh
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Aug 21, 2017 6:08 PM CST CS story...
fifitrixibelle: neither did the priest
..but he still smiled.........grin pointing giggle
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Aug 21, 2017 6:15 PM CST CS story...
fifitrixibelle: . she said they're a bit full at the moment after you impregnating me and the whole congregation, you need to.....
..tie a knot on it.......but alas to small,,, so they used a staple gun...instead......blues
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Aug 21, 2017 6:33 PM CST CS story...
fifitrixibelle
fifitrixibellefifitrixibellegalway, Galway Ireland20 Threads 1 Polls 4,629 Posts
truheart1941: the pilots....thinks...its a wave on.......and never land.....the control tower......are worried.....but......????
. They've successfully landed four small aircraft in there, only problem is, when he eats curry...
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Aug 21, 2017 6:39 PM CST CS story...
2intrigued
2intrigued2intriguedMississauga, Ontario Canada11 Threads 18,576 Posts
Some of these comments are hilarious. rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Aug 21, 2017 6:57 PM CST CS story...
fifitrixibelle: . They've successfully landed four small aircraft in there, only problem is, when he eats curry...
..he found ..that eating curry......gave him serv/ wind....help the windsock to fill up.....helping the pilots in knowing wind turbulence..when landing...(..small aircraft)professor
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Aug 21, 2017 7:09 PM CST CS story...
loulou77
loulou77loulou77Vancouver, British Columbia Canada1 Threads 1,555 Posts
fifitrixibelle: . They've successfully landed four small aircraft in there, only problem is, when he eats curry...


Curry gives him good gas milage but has the tendancy to sicken his passengers...fortunately why oxygen masks are mounted on planes...wine
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Aug 21, 2017 7:12 PM CST CS story...
fifitrixibelle
fifitrixibellefifitrixibellegalway, Galway Ireland20 Threads 1 Polls 4,629 Posts
loulou77: Curry gives him good gas milage but has the tendancy to sicken his passengers...fortunately why oxygen masks are mounted on planes...
. rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing thumbs up
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Aug 22, 2017 6:20 AM CST CS story...
fifitrixibelle: . What he said !!



Lead to the shovel getting broken
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Aug 22, 2017 10:00 AM CST CS story...
aries1234
aries1234aries1234plymout, Devon, England UK175 Threads 3 Polls 5,672 Posts
galrads: You make me want to visit England so I can personally show you how to do that to yourself. Send tickets.



I'm very seldom in England these days, and don't have time for banjo players, you can dish it out but you can't take it old galrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing banana banana banana banana beer
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Aug 22, 2017 10:28 AM CST CS story...
galrads
galradsgalradsDublin, Ohio USA2,264 Threads 279 Polls 36,283 Posts
aries1234: I'm very seldom in England these days, and don't have time for banjo players, you can dish it out but you can't take it old gal




Eh, what did I dish out confused



Tell me where you are and send airline tickets to me. All I'd like to do is show you I'm a nice guy and I'm willing to spend your money to do it.
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Aug 22, 2017 11:02 AM CST CS story...
MikeD12
MikeD12MikeD12Broadstairs, Kent, England UK16 Threads 2 Polls 2,809 Posts
galrads: Eh, what did I dish out
Tell me where you are and send airline tickets to me. All I'd like to do is show you I'm a nice guy and I'm willing to spend your money to do it.


E's Tax dodgin man - y jer Tink E skipped "off shore" - Innit rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing cheers
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