Wanted ( Archived) (27)

Well, when we FIRST met each other, my friend, SOME people were saying that our "dispute" was the result of MY inability to "appreciate" English (YOUR) humour! And my original post, HERE, was a statement that THIS "humour" I COULD understand! It WAS "FUN"ny, to me! And I WAS attempting to "compliment" YOU, on the IMPROVEMENT, in/on/of your "humour"! So YES! For a "Limey" You're OK, with/by ME! SOMETIMES you even MAKE sense! And ARE funny! So get 'em while they're hot, kid! A you KNOW, by NOW, I'm NOT OVERLY generous, with my "compliments"!

God bless GOD! He invented the BEST, MOST RESILIENT "bumpers" EVER invented! I THINK yer right, Rainy! THOSE "bumpers" look THEY would be a LOT OF "FUN" to bounce around - IN/ON!

NO! You DON'T, M! Just IMAGINE the problems SHE has!

#1. 99% of the men who she talks to, DON'T talk to HER! But to her breasts!

#2. I used to have a lady friend who had such L-A-R-G-E breasts! (Maybe EVEN BIGGER, for her size! MY lady friend was only approximately 148/150 cm tall!) And her breasts were SOOO "heavy" that they caused her back problems! Spinal problems! To the extent that she finally had to have surgery, to REMOVE part of her mammary glands, to reduce the weight!

#3. While you're "young", and your "muscles" can STILL support that weight, you ladies "appreciate" all the "attention" such breast WILL get you! But, by the time you're 40, unsupported, such breasts are going to be dangling down around your belly button (or lower)! And they're going to be a CONSTANT "chore", for you to "present" them, "attractively"!

#4. Your "choice" in clothing would be SEVERELY "curtailed"! If, for NO OTHER REASON, than that manufacturers just AREN'T going to mass produce as LARGE a "variety" of cloths, for so SMALL a market! So, UNLESS you are a seamstress, or CAN AFFORD to hire one, the selections available, to such women, is MUCH MORE limited, than that of a "typically" breasted woman (for western Caucasian women - approximately "34 C").

#5. For MANY men (such as MYSELF) L-A-R-G-E breast are NOT "attractive"! Myself, like many men, PREFER "slimmer", to MORE "voluptuous" women! (Just THINK of the image of "beautiful" woman, that Madison Avenue, and OTHER advertisers have been "selling" the public, for AT LEAST the last 60 years!) You WON'T FIND a high level model, with such large breasts!

There ARE other reasons, M! But I THINK that's ENOUGH, to get you to AT LEAST reconsider the DESIRABILITY of such EXCESSIVE endowment! Believe me! Having lived with such a lady, having such LARGE breasts is NOT the "pleasure" those of you who DON'T have them THINK they are! It's NOT like they're a NECESSITY, because you've got to feed three kids with 'em, today! ENJOY the freedom of NOT having to wear MASSIVE and CONSTRAINING bras, 24/7! JMO

Ditto

There's plenty for everybody, One.