A Monkey Is Smoking A Joint (11)
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Prometheus1: I'll take a pound of whatever the monkey had!!
This monkey story reminds me of a brief encounter I had with Carlos Castonida on the ucla campus in the early 70’s. His bi-lingual coyote was with him and was giving the writer of peyote experimentation grief over something or maybe nothing. 
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Camberwell carrot....
.....then watch the film....
.....then watch the film....
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Poem The Smoke Off is by Shel Silverstein
HL
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HealthyLiving: A monkey is sitting in a tree, smoking a joint, when a lizard walks past. The lizard looks up and says, "Hey, what are you doing"? The monkey says, "Smoking a joint, come up and join me".
So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they have another joint. After awhile the lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and that he's going to go get a drink from the river.
At the river bank, the lizard is so stoned, he leans over too far and falls in. A crocodile sees this, swims over to the stoned lizard, helping him to the side.
He then asks the lizard, "What's the matter with you?!" The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting in a tree, smoking a joint with the monkey, and his mouth got dry, and he was so wasted that when he went to get a drink from the river, he fell in!
The inquisitive crocodile says he has to check this out. He walks into the jungle and finds the tree where the monkey is sitting, finishing a joint. He looks up and says, "Hey MONKEY"!
The monkey looks down and says, " DAAAAANG DUUUDE, HOW MUCH WATER DID YOU DRINK?!"
So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they have another joint. After awhile the lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and that he's going to go get a drink from the river.
At the river bank, the lizard is so stoned, he leans over too far and falls in. A crocodile sees this, swims over to the stoned lizard, helping him to the side.
He then asks the lizard, "What's the matter with you?!" The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting in a tree, smoking a joint with the monkey, and his mouth got dry, and he was so wasted that when he went to get a drink from the river, he fell in!
The inquisitive crocodile says he has to check this out. He walks into the jungle and finds the tree where the monkey is sitting, finishing a joint. He looks up and says, "Hey MONKEY"!
The monkey looks down and says, " DAAAAANG DUUUDE, HOW MUCH WATER DID YOU DRINK?!"
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HealthyLiving: A monkey is sitting in a tree, smoking a joint, when a lizard walks past. The lizard looks up and says, "Hey, what are you doing"? The monkey says, "Smoking a joint, come up and join me".
So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they have another joint. After awhile the lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and that he's going to go get a drink from the river.
At the river bank, the lizard is so stoned, he leans over too far and falls in. A crocodile sees this, swims over to the stoned lizard, helping him to the side.
He then asks the lizard, "What's the matter with you?!" The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting in a tree, smoking a joint with the monkey, and his mouth got dry, and he was so wasted that when he went to get a drink from the river, he fell in!
The inquisitive crocodile says he has to check this out. He walks into the jungle and finds the tree where the monkey is sitting, finishing a joint. He looks up and says, "Hey MONKEY"!
The monkey looks down and says, " DAAAAANG DUUUDE, HOW MUCH WATER DID YOU DRINK?!"
Nice one NLSo the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they have another joint. After awhile the lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and that he's going to go get a drink from the river.
At the river bank, the lizard is so stoned, he leans over too far and falls in. A crocodile sees this, swims over to the stoned lizard, helping him to the side.
He then asks the lizard, "What's the matter with you?!" The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting in a tree, smoking a joint with the monkey, and his mouth got dry, and he was so wasted that when he went to get a drink from the river, he fell in!
The inquisitive crocodile says he has to check this out. He walks into the jungle and finds the tree where the monkey is sitting, finishing a joint. He looks up and says, "Hey MONKEY"!
The monkey looks down and says, " DAAAAANG DUUUDE, HOW MUCH WATER DID YOU DRINK?!"
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aries1234: Nice one HL
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aries1234: sorry
Thanks Tom! No problem!HL
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galrads: This monkey story reminds me of a brief encounter I had with Carlos Castonida on the ucla campus in the early 70’s. His bi-lingual coyote was with him and was giving the writer of peyote experimentation grief over something or maybe nothing.
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So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they have another joint. After awhile the lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and that he's going to go get a drink from the river.
At the river bank, the lizard is so stoned, he leans over too far and falls in. A crocodile sees this, swims over to the stoned lizard, helping him to the side.
He then asks the lizard, "What's the matter with you?!" The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting in a tree, smoking a joint with the monkey, and his mouth got dry, and he was so wasted that when he went to get a drink from the river, he fell in!
The inquisitive crocodile says he has to check this out. He walks into the jungle and finds the tree where the monkey is sitting, finishing a joint. He looks up and says, "Hey MONKEY"!
The monkey looks down and says, " DAAAAANG DUUUDE, HOW MUCH WATER DID YOU DRINK?!"